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Story: Walk the dog and bring back your boyfriend! (Meet a series of love stories)
In early spring and March, when the weather gets warmer, people shed their heavy winter clothes and are willing to walk in the park. The branches in the park turned dark blue, stretching their bodies and stretching upward, as if to enjoy their elegance with everything in the world.
Xiao Mo yawned and wandered in the park like an insomniac dog. The sunshine is really soft, just like mom said, but Xiao Mo still wants to go back and hug her bed.
The little friend who is running and jumping on the ground is a birthday present from his father to his mother. Last May, my mother retired from the power company. My father was afraid that my mother would be oppressed at home, so he brought this Pomeranian from his colleague's house.
This little guy ran around Xiao Mo several times like a ball, as if he didn't like Xiao Mo walking slowly.
What's the use of "cute? I go out for a walk every day ... Oh, I'm so sleepy. " Xiao Mo was squinting and yawning, when Xiao Bomei suddenly made a hard effort to break the rope in the dog's hand like a runaway wild horse.
Xiao Mo immediately pulled himself together and ran quickly after the dog. Accidentally, I bumped into the wall!
This wall is still warm, with the smell of sunshine and a good smell, which makes people feel comfortable.
"ah! Hello. " This man can talk, and his voice is really nice. Xiao Mo has no time to take care of it. She didn't even look up. She just said she was sorry and ran around the man.
"Hey, overlord, you don't run away! Hum, how dare you compete with me? I am the sprint champion of the whole school! " I saw this woman running after the dog with a ball on her ass like an arrow. One dog per person is boring. The man stared at the flowing foam and felt very vivid.
But Xiao Mo didn't find it interesting.
Dog, it's gone!
"Overlord, overlord, where are you? Come out! " Xiaomo is sleepy, wrinkled with beautiful eyes and full of worries. Wearing black Adi sportswear, it is more obvious that Xiao Mo's skin is white. However, Xiao Mo can't take care of spring now, she just wants to find the dog quickly! Although Xiao Mo doesn't often walk him, after all, he has been with his family for so long, and he is still very affectionate.
"Overlord, overlord, where are you?" The voice was in tears, and Xiao Mo searched for it for nearly half an hour, but she couldn't find it.
I sat on a bench in the park depressed and exhausted. I saw a shiny white fur ball running towards me. Then, another white fur ball. Then, there is a pair of big feet of size 43.
"Woof-woof ~" Xiaomaoqiu ignored it and expressed dissatisfaction.
"Ah, overlord!" Xiao Mo held the hairball in her arms. "I'm really worried about you. Where have you been? "
At this time, a deep and clean male voice sounded above, "friend, you are holding the wrong one." That's my dog ... "
hum ...
Time stopped for a few seconds.
Small foam looked up at the sound. The owner of this voice is surprisingly clean, wearing a white sports suit, which is particularly eye-catching on him. Looks very good, a bit like the star Zhang Kai, with childish shyness, and seems to be smiling.
Xiao Mo looked down at the dog again, feeling embarrassed. His dog looked at himself across the street, his small eyes wide, as if he didn't believe his master's stupidity.
"Sorry, I made a mistake." Xiao Mo quickly put down her little Bomei and took Wang Ba's leash.
Strangely enough, the two dogs look so much alike, even the dog leash.
"Overlord, go home with your sister. Let's play together another day. " The man sipped his mouth with a smile in his eyes and waved to the overlord, which made people feel very warm.
Xiao Mo admitted that he was a little shocked by his smile.
Although it is embarrassing to hold the wrong dog, looking at the bully, the aggrieved little expression seems to remind me of the fact that the owner held the wrong dog. Fortunately, the dog won't complain, otherwise it will be laughed at by parents for a long time.
Xiao Mo is also very strange. I used to sleep late, but in the next few days, I will get up early and help my mother walk the dog. Mom is so happy.
"Oh. In fact, it often looks for my Xiaomei to play. " The man named Lu Xingyu squatted down, touched Xiaomei's head, and touched the overlord. The bully looks very enjoyable, which makes Xiao Mo very angry.
"Say, did you kidnap the overlord that day?" Small foam Zheng Yuan eyes, Chen Jiao said to the man who walks the dog together every day.
Walking the dog for a few days, the two actually got acquainted.
Lu Xingyu is two years younger. I have graduated for four years because I went to school earlier. Take annual leave this time, go home to accompany my parents, and walk Xiaomei in the morning. Although I have experienced in society for several years, I still look like a big boy, fresh and clean, and always tell many jokes to make Xiao Mo happy.
"Why does your little beauty look so like my overlord? Why does overlord like playing with Xiaomei so much? What do you think dogs build friendship through? " Small foam squatting beside the grass, looking at two Bomei playing together, could not help but look up and ask.
"Because my home is beautiful ~" Chineydy is refreshed, and her figure of 1.9 meters is even more dazzling in the sun. Xiaomei has been afraid to look. She always feels too shiny.
Xiao Mo is a little sad. After half a month, it has become a habit to walk the overlord every morning. But I'm going to work in city A the day after tomorrow. Yesterday, I walked my dog for nearly an hour, but I never saw Lu Xingyu again. In recent days, companionship has unconsciously become a habit, and we can't meet again without even saying goodbye.
"Today, go again. If you can, it is also good to leave a contact information. I just graduated from college, and I can ask a senior who is several years older than me. " Small foam in the mind think so, wearing running shoes, out of the house.
In the park next to the community, Xiao Mo looks around. The spring breeze blows on your face, and it smells good.
It turns out that the peach blossoms are in bloom!
"It's beautiful!" Xiaomo touched the bud, sniffed low, and felt her heart melting. Xiaomo finally hurts spring and mourns autumn, but recently, somehow, she is always confused and flustered, and her heart feels inexplicably sweet.
"Silly girl, what are you thinking?" Tall figure, walked beside Xiao Mo, reached out and held the branches swaying in the spring breeze. "It's Chineydy!" Small foam turned around, long hair rubbing his skirt, is looking back, found that the hair wrapped in Chineydy zipper.
"Ah, it hurts." Small foam want to look up and dare not look up, the whole head seems to be hanging on the zipper of Chineydy, dare not move.
"Be careful, you don't rely on so far. Wait, I'll take it off for you! " Xingyu firmly wants to touch her little head, and her hair has been smooth. I don't know what happened, but I tied a knot today. Small foam almost all depend on Chineydy's arms, pounding in my heart, afraid to move nervously. Chineydy's hand on her hair, the hair itself has no sense of touch, seems to be stained with magic, and the whole person trembled slightly as Chineydy approached.
"Are you ready?" Xiao Mo swallowed, trying to hide her panic.
"Soon." Chineydy action in no hurry, gentle seems to let small foam felt a little love.
"all right." Chineydy smiled, eyes full of affection. Xiao Mo looked up, not knowing whether it was because of nervousness or something else. Her whole face is as red as a shrimp just out of the pot, and there is a trace of water vapor.
"What beautiful flowers! Look. " Xiao Mo don't know what to say, looking at the peach blossom branch.
"You look better." Small foam listening to Chineydy said, the heart seems to steal paused. Small foam hey hey giggle. Somehow, Chineydy seems particularly gentle today. Even if she doesn't look at him, she knows he is smiling at herself.
Xiao Mo looked down at the overlord, playing with the dog rope. Don't know what to say.
"What's the matter? Today is quite abnormal. " Chineydy took Xiao Mo's leash and looked down at Xiao Mo.
"Tomorrow, I will go to work in A city. You can't walk the dog. I will miss it if I don't see it. " Xiao Mo told her Miss Overlord, but she looked at Xiaomei.
"Xiao Mo, give me the phone and I'll take you to a city tomorrow."
Xiao Mo almost lost sleep. Chineydy is going to take her phone call and make an appointment to send Xiao Mo at noon tomorrow. A city not far from home, less than two hours by car. If it weren't for such a coincidence, she even thought that Chineydy liked her. It turns out that Chineydy also works in City A, and is a senior engineer of GS, a famous network technology company.
No wonder I always thought his hands were so beautiful. It is better to type on the computer every day.
Xiao Mo's heart is sweet, and she is happy to think that she can work in a place with Chineydy in the future. But I'm a little at a loss. I've only known you for half a month, so I'm going to take a ride with a stranger, okay? Isn't it a little unsafe?
Thinking about the unsafe factors in Chineydy, Xiao Mo almost shook his head. "I don't think so."
With a smile, Xiao Mo fell asleep sweetly.
Before the appointed time, Xiao Mo's parents helped them pack their bags and told their daughter all kinds of precautions.
"Small foam, my colleague's son also work in a city, just come back today. Let him drive you! His father called me yesterday and said that his son had a few days left in his annual leave, so he had to go back early. However, this person is reliable and will pick you up in a minute. " Xiao Mo's father, Lao Qin, was afraid that his daughter was unprepared, so he told Xiao Mo to clean up.
Before she could refuse, the doorbell rang.
Xiaomo blamed her father's short notice and ran to open the door.
As soon as I opened the door, it seemed that all the spring scenery poured into my house from the door.
"Good uncle and aunt, I'm Liu Xingyu, I've come to pick up Xiao Mo to go to a city. Is there anything else I can do for you? " Liu Xingyu smiled naughtily at Xiao Mo. Chineydy, dressed in casual clothes, is more handsome and tall, and his face with glasses is gentle, which makes people hard to blame.
"It's you!"
It turns out that I have known Qin for a long time. Because Chineydy is two years younger and studies two years earlier than others, he can't always study in the same school as Xiao Mo. Xiao Mo graduated from university and happened to work in a city, so Chineydy asked her mother to meet the little girl.
What a lovely girl, always in a daze and extremely serious. It runs like Xiaomei, skipping. Still always so blushing, small mouth always duplicity, especially want to be kissed.
Chineydy walks her dog every day these days, and she always feels that time flies. Seeing her happy, he really wants to laugh. I don't know why, but he has been smiling a lot recently. Usually there are serious times in the company, but for a while, it was really uncomfortable.
Chineydy met Xiaomo's parents a few years ago, when Xiaomo was still in college, where it seemed that only Xiaomo was kept in the valley.
Chineydy drives an SUV, which is commensurate with his tall figure. Chineydy took Xiaomo's box and said goodbye to Xiaomo's parents with a smile. My parents look at Xiao Mo and Xing Yu. They seem satisfied and not worried at all. They waved and went upstairs.
Xiaomo was depressed and felt that everyone was avoiding herself.
Although, the spring is fine, but look at that boy Chineydy, and feel that his stomach is very black. As if he had sensed something, Chineydy put Xiao Mo's luggage in the trunk and looked up with an evil smile.
Small bubbles enter the co-pilot.
Wow, the whole car is decorated with girls' hearts, especially the seat cushion on the passenger seat and a cute little white dog.
Xiao Mo suddenly felt a little sad.
"That's too bad. May Chineydy already have a girlfriend? " Xiao Mo thought dimly, but he didn't want to test: "Does your girlfriend like dogs very much?"
"yes." Chineydy actually admitted this.
"Oh." Xiaomo is a little unhappy. She doesn't want to admit that she likes Chineydy a little. It turns out that just like dad said, he is also a brother.
"I sleep." In order to hide her loss, Xiao Mo wanted to bear it silently.
"Here's a pillow, this is water specially prepared for you. Although it's warm, don't drink too cold water. If you are thirsty, try the honey lemonade I made for you. " Chineydy concentrate on driving, while not forgetting to settle accounts carefully.
"Dedicated men are really beautiful." Small foam looked at Chineydy and closed her eyes. Although she can't sleep, it's better than facing all this. "It turns out that such a good man has a girlfriend."
There was nothing to say all the way, because Xiao Mo knew that Chineydy had a girlfriend, and the vague ambiguity faded.
Service area.
Chineydy refueled the car by the way, and they each went to the bathroom. When I came back, Xiao Mo found many snacks in the car. It turned out that Chineydy bought it for Xiao Mo at a convenience store when he got off the bus.
Yo-yo plums, gummy candy and lime-flavored happy potato chips are all Xiao Mo's favorites.
"For me?"
"Yes, silly girl!" Chineydy spoils with a smile.
"Let's go, continue to set out, and so on to a city, I'll take you to eat delicious. I know many delicious places. " Chineydy is a big boy again.
Xiao Mo likes to eat, because she has something on her mind, which makes her depressed.
The car is on the road again.
"Xiao Mo, feed me one. I want to eat too. " Chineydy looked ahead, ate a little foam, peeled a plum and fed it to Chineydy. Chineydy cheated, not only ate the candied fruit, but also licked Xiao Mo's finger, which made Xiao Mo's heart pounding.
Xiao Mo is angry, but it's not surprising.
"Girl, are you angry? Don't ignore me. "
Xiao Mo ignored him. "People who have girlfriends are still so outrageous. Such people will have to stay away from it in the future. " Thinking, he took out his mobile phone and fought, ignoring Chineydy.
"Actually, Xiao Mo, there's one thing I didn't tell you beforehand." Small foam looked up, full of doubt. Chineydy smiled and continued lovingly: "Xiao Mo, this is my seat specially prepared for my future girlfriend. Now that I've sat down, I'll think about it and be my girlfriend. "
Small foam a surprised a happy, and then convergence overflow in the corners of the mouth of the sweet, Chen jiao way: "who want to be your girlfriend. Slippery mouth, drive well! "
Unexpectedly, Chineydy's words below made Xiao Mo blush and dare not touch. "Little girl, I like you for a long time." Then he said, "Be my girlfriend."
Xiaomo blushes, the space inside the car is too small, and the ambiguous atmosphere is full of the whole car. I really want to open the window to get some air.
Xingyu really understands her. She opened half a window, and the warm wind felt so good!
It feels so good to be in love!
"Xiao Mo, I want to kiss you!"
All day, my mind was full of Chineydy's words. He ate one meal after another with himself last night. Without his explicit verbal consent, just holding her hand is called crossing the road safely.
Xiaomo didn't break free. The whole person was a shy little girl and suddenly felt embarrassed about everything. Even a glance at Chineydy makes me feel crunchy.
That day, I sent her downstairs. "Xiao Mo, I want to kiss you!" , Chineydy don't give up to embrace small foam, spoke this sentence.
Small foam ran upstairs in shame, and even had time to take down the luggage. She didn't let him in until Chineydy went upstairs and put the luggage at the door.
She really wants him to kiss, but she is afraid that he can't control the situation.
Think about it, it's really interesting.
Walking the dog brought back a boyfriend.
Chineydy, it's good to have you here. ...
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