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Boyfriend and girlfriend joint code

Boyfriend and girlfriend joint code

Boyfriend and girlfriend joint code, each of us has different personalities and ways of dealing with things, and everyone exists independently, but in life, we will also find that some people have the same characteristics. The following is a compilation of the joint code of boyfriend and girlfriend.

Boyfriend and girlfriend joint code 1 1. Kung pao chicken fish-flavored shredded pork

Second, Oriental Middle School holds up the sun of tomorrow.

Third, worry and fatigue can rejuvenate the country and close your eyes.

Fourth, the king covers the land, and tigers and kittens catch mice.

5. When will the bright moon look up?

Six, a plate of pig's head meat is tempting.

Seven, the mountain covered with white sun weeding day when noon.

Eight, Tianma Meteor Boxing gives you a pack of salt.

Nine, Qingming Shanghetu Baota Town River Demon

Ten, potatoes and potatoes, I am beef.

Yangtze River, Yangtze River, I am the Yellow River.

Twelve, the land occupied the hills of Xishan, which is another American drama.

Thirteen, the door is close to the sea, and the three rivers have flowed together for thousands of years.

Fourteen, through the dark clouds, clear mountains and clear waters, see cattle and sheep.

Fifteen, it's sunny today, and there are good scenery and good scenery everywhere.

Are you going to Peach Blossom Island? I have a boat.

17. What you mean? No, what you mean.

18. Perseverance in love is ground into a needle.

Nineteen, Fukuzawa's life dream has come true.

Hold hands and look at each other with tears. Let me see if you can cry.

Twenty-one, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and a new generation changes the old ones.

Twenty-two, when the mountain is pulled out, it is not appropriate to (chase) immortality.

Twenty-three, but I still remember that night, Storm Snacks Support.

Twenty-four, go to Gulangyu and other friends.

However, as long as China keeps our friendship, I will wait for you here.

Twenty-six, spring flowers and autumn moon, sunny and full moon.

Twenty-seven, how much sadness can there be? I can't see you when I miss you.

I don't know where to go to peach blossom, but I still smile at the spring breeze.

29. In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and mosquito bites were everywhere.

When those red berries come in spring, how many trees will grow?

Thirty-one, until I raise my glass and ask Mingyue to drink Radix Isatidis.

Thirty-two, I think the paper is shallow, and I beg your advice.

33, but you broaden your horizons by 300 miles and put on more trousers.

Thirty-four Walking in the rainy season will wet your shoes.

35. There is no paper in the toilet at the head of thousands of feet village.

36. Romantic figures through the ages still look at today's heroes.

Thirty-seven, Baishan comprehensive river without birds and waters

Thirty-eight, an inch of time, an inch of gold, can't buy a thousand dollars.

Thirty-nine, the old vine and the faint crow wear a pair of autumn trousers to go home.

Forty, the sun shines in the sky and asks the sky for wine.

Boyfriend and girlfriend joint code 2 1, love is forgotten, so the more you love, the deeper your heart breaks, so it hurts.

2. chase. Your chase. I am sad. Your sadness. -coupled joint code

You tell me you love me @@ I tell you I love you.

Some people's wounds heal slowly in time, such as me. Some people's wounds slowly fester in time, such as him.

5. Rose and wedding dress, I love him. Blue sea and blue sky, I love her.

6. I'm sorry I lied to you. It's okay. I will lie for you.

7. What a man is most proud of is not how many women he has slept with, but that there is a woman who is willing to let him sleep for a lifetime. What a woman is most proud of is not how many men she has, but how many women her men are willing to refuse for him.

8. I used to think I could be strong enough to be invulnerable. Only when all kinds of poisons invade will they become invulnerable.

9. Don't be silly. The person who loves you the most in the world married your mother. Don't be silly. The woman who loves you the most in the world married your father.

10, you once asked me if it was worth loving you. I said you should know. Love is not asking if it's worth it.

1 1, ╰) ┣ Don't do everything just because I love you.

12, "You don't seem to know me" and "I will spend the rest of my life knowing"

13, you took him to a happy future, but I never gave up, a painful life.

14, 〆, one you add an e is the most perfect.

15, he said, I want to be your Millennium vine and haunt you all my life. She said, I want to be your koala, and I want to rely on you all my life.

16, give you my heart, please don't abandon it again.

17, I don't know about being young and frivolous, I only know that the winner is king. I can't tell whether it's a dog or a person. All I know is that losers are enemies.

18, Akin said he didn't care if I was a virgin. A Ting said that she only cares about whether I love her or not.

19, please speak and say that you love me, don't speak, love should be assured.

20. Man: What kind of boy do you like? Paper girl: I like a handsome guy who can cook like you.

2 1, "If I kill someone, will you call the police or {help} me bury the body", "I'll help you bury the body, and then call the police and say that I killed someone"-a couple's joint language.

22. When my tooth falls out, will you still marry me? Do you still love me when I'm old?

23. In the future, I will find a summer school if I get married and have a baby. Let's see if the teacher dares to ask my son. In the future, find a girl named Ma to get married and have a baby, called Ma Ma, and see if the teacher dares to ask my daughter.

24, during the Qingming Festival, there are many rains, and pedestrians on the road want to break their souls! Ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians on the road want to die!

25. If my rival in love is 3,000 and you are the only one in my heart, then marry me. If I lose this world and you are the only one in my heart, then marry me.

26, a cool life, a cool memory, a cool heart, an empty island in exchange for a lost heart, my life did not fall from the sky * drowning in the sea is also sincere, Sauvignon Blanc is like a memory, so I love desolation in the north *

27. His unruly face is like dusk, and her washed hair is like the flame in my heart.

28. I want to write your name and all my thoughts on you in all the white papers. I want to overthrow all my love for you and let you know that all this is true.

29. We have known each other since childhood and have a good impression. Fool, childhood friends, two children didn't guess.

30. [How dare I leave before the blue ocean and the tide] [How dare I leave before the end of love and my old age]

3 1, ゅ I don't love much, I only love you for 59 seconds in one minute, and I am reflecting on my love for you for the rest of the second ... I don't love much, I only love you for 364 days a year, and I am reflecting on my love for you for the rest of the day. ....

32. Maybe my love is doomed to let me die.

You are mine, and no one can take it away, so I am overbearing. I am yours, and no one can take it away, so I give up.

34. "Go to bed early in the future!" "Why?" "I can't afford a national treasure at present."

35. That black night, black fog and rain will never understand and blind my eyes. That black sky, black clouds, how can I not understand pity and block my sight?

36. Russia is strong and does not allow Russia to surrender mechanically.

37. Have you seen my heart? It says love. Did you hear me whisper that I miss you?

38. Boy, it's time to give you rent! ! Beauty, can I give you my rent?

39. Sunflowers in full bloom in summer &; In the summer when sunflowers are in full bloom, joy spreads on the water. Happiness is in the air.

40. There is a multiple-choice question called look to the right, and there is an examination scope called the whole book.

4 1, I love him, the most vigorous and crazy love him, I stumble to despair.

Honey, I won't leave anything for you. Dear, I will never forget you.

43. Destiny takes a hand, I love you-only you. Destiny takes a hand, I love you-I only love you.

44. Fool, I won't give up if you don't leave ~ Fool, I won't leave, and you won't give up ~

45. When two people are together, there is too much joy. Maybe love is an invisible sadness.

46. Who is crying and waking up the whole world? Who's moaning? It hurts every wound.

47.{- I don't have a life that makes people fall in love at first sight, *} {-I don't have a life that makes people feel sad, *}

48. The warmest sentence is: Good night. The warmest sentence is: good morning.

49. Who promised to grow old forever in that year? Over time, who painted the land for whom?

No matter where you go, remember that Russia is waiting for you.

5 1, you know, I want to love you, but I can't love you. I don't know, I love you, and I will love you anyway!

52. Everything was warm and in full bloom at that moment.

53, grape blueberry red watermelon, strawberry cherry green lemon,

Actually, those vows are all lies. ※. In fact, those feelings are mixed.

55._ _ _ _ _, never leave, never leave, never leave, never leave. ツ. _ _ _ _ _, we will never part, can't part, can't part, stay together until death do us part. ツ

56. How can you live up to your incomparable charm if you don't attract bees and butterflies? Easy virtue # If I am not feminine and pretentious, how can I deserve your incomparable charm?

57. Smoking is a lonely number. Drinking is a sad indulgence. A smile is a mask of sadness. Tears are the witness of sadness.

58. Your girl is beautiful, charming and highly skilled. You are handsome and great in Kai Zi. You have unlimited motivation.

59. I love you forever. I will always love you-the code word between lovers.

60. I don't love you, you are distressed, I don't love you, you are disappointed,

6 1, ╭, one person has a dream, but this heart is not 2 ╭, two people have a play, and this life is only 1.

62. [Do you dare to kiss her lips madly and not let go] [Do you dare to hold his hand bravely and not let go of you? ]

63. This snake has no broad shoulders. When she is tired, there is no warmth to rely on. Xiao Qiang has two brains. Does she want to be with anyone when she is lonely?

64. Islands *

65. League of Legends broke up many couples. Meitu Xiu Xiu has done a lot of online dating.

66. My favorite mushroom is cold, and the seducer is dead. The man I loved, the flirt, died.

67. When the road is bumpy, do you flinch? Are you afraid of no hope? Did you run away covered in thorns? Are you a loser, young man? //* Will you give up after a long journey? Do you flinch when you are covered with thorns? Will a rotten person lock his heart? That girl, are you a loser? //*

68. I love you in the south of Cheng Nan. The deep sea in the ocean will never fade.

69. Would you love me more if I didn't have something you hate? If I had everything you like, would you love me more?

70. The memory in my brain has been exhausted and I can't get it back. The beauty in my memory has been scattered, and I can't find the perfection once.

7 1. Would you still love me without sex, kissing and hugging? Without money, house and everything, would you still want me?

72. The so-called sadness is nothing more than heartbreak.

73, baby, you are my ideal groom, I promise you! Baby, you are my ideal bride. Will you marry me?

74. My wife is my pet. Hold your hand ... my husband, my love. Grow old with your son ...

75. If you know how to cherish, you will find more and more gains. If you pursue blindly, you will find that you lose faster and faster.

76. Your hand is the warmth of the whole city that I can't touch. My heart is, you don't just know that the war is raging.

77. If you don't talk, will love be too late? If you don't hug, will you still belong to me?

78. Half the city, cool and intoxicating, empty and half the city-the joint code of lovers

79. You don't pretend, I don't play, you don't play, I don't pretend.

80. Buses run every 5 minutes; The subway runs every 3 minutes; Our love will last a lifetime. Love you ~ the bus runs every 5 minutes; The subway runs every 3 minutes; Our love will last a lifetime. Love you ~

8 1. I don't think you are a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife! I don't think you are really a qualified confidant. You'd better change my husband! (This article comes from fans)

82. Do you know how hard it is to miss you every night? Always keep a certain distance.

83. What a man is most proud of is not how many women he has slept with, but that there is a woman who is willing to let him sleep for a lifetime. What a woman is most proud of is not how many men she has, but how many women her men are willing to refuse for him.

Thank you for your love, which illuminates my thin life. Thank you for your love, which illuminates my lonely heart.

85. At the beginning of love, we are all children. At the beginning of love, we were all angels.

86. Super Bump Man Chase Little Monster ~ Gentle Little Monster Avoid Bump Man ~

87. In this world, I would like to grow old with my son and hold your hand.

88. Before that, the future is nothing after all.

89. There is such a person. Can't help looking at each other's space. Even without exercise. There is such a person. You will read each other's recent visitors and messages. Then I think about it.

90. Because it is you, there is no need to practice my answer. Because it's you, you don't need to practice commitment exchange.

9 1, we swear that our love is in our hands. We promise that we are bright in our eyes.

92.- Can you hold your hand, from the wife to the old woman? -Can you hold your hand, from husband to old man?

93. Give you the tenderness of the whole city, love me for half my life, be spoiled by you for half my life, and make my life bumpy.

94. Thank you for your shadow, your darkness, your ups and downs, your slander, your frustration, your thorns, your fall, your ridicule and satire. Thank you for not giving up on me.

Baby, we'll be fine. Baby, don't be afraid to have me.

96. _ _ _ _ _ _ If I am in your heart, why don't I have three thousand rival in love? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ If you are in my heart, what if you lose the world?

97. In this life, we have separated * _ *, and we will continue to rely on the code word of your * _ *-couple joint in the next life.

98. Don't abandon "life and death depend on each other"

99, 99. I'm fine and happy, haha. . . You are still with me, haha! !

100, remember what you said, your bride is not my wedding dress. Please remember what I said, my bride is not your wedding dress.

The joint code of boyfriend and girlfriend is 3 1, which is the most literary code between lovers.

"The moonlight is really beautiful tonight", when Natsume Soseki was teaching English, the students directly translated "I love you" into "I love you". Natsume said that the Japanese wouldn't be so straightforward, just saying "the moonlight is very good tonight". Now this sentence has become synonymous with ambiguity.

2. The most brain-burning secret code between lovers

It's very good to express love with crossword puzzles, but it's a bit brain-burning. I wonder if the other party can understand. The swan flies away and the bird doesn't return, thinking about the troubles of the past, the clouds open and the moon is bright, and the water meets again in several places. People lean on the moon and the single aristocrats follow.

The implied meaning is "I can't live without you". Swans fly away and birds don't return, but words are headless; There are two more strokes in the middle of the word (Shuang Mu doesn't pick up Lin Xin), and the combination of people and children is himself. The implied meaning is "I miss you very much".

3. The most secret code

Expressing one's confession in code words is incomprehensible to others. For example, 9624649649826, a long string of numbers, put together with nine squares, will get the words "I love you forever". Wall, eye and knee are translated into English as "wall, eye and knee", and homophonic nine means I love you.

These argots apply no matter what stage your relationship has gone through ~ what stage is your love going through?

I love your code.

1, English argot

English on the wall, English on the eyes and English on the knees are all homophones of I love you.

2. Chemical argot

Os At Nb, the periodic table of chemical elements, osmium, promethium, niobium, homophonic expression for I love you.

3. Sign language gestures

I patted my chest with my right hand. Love is making a fist with your left hand and then sticking out your thumb. Place the palm of your right hand on the right side of your left thumb and turn it clockwise once. You point your index finger at each other.

4. Character argot

%69%6C%6F%76%65%75, this series of characters can be used in the website /s? Wd=%69%6C%6F%76%65%75 Copy it and you will know the answer.

5. Mathematical formula

R=a( 1-sinθ), the answer of this equation is called Cartesian heart-shaped curve, and what the heart stands for represents love. This story comes from mathematician Descartes and Swedish princess Christine, their favorite ways of expressing love.