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Connect the correct network hot stem

Follow these steps to connect the correct network hot stem:

1, "Retreat."

Do you know the prototype of "retreat"?

The stem originated from a video last year. At that time, a big brother angrily accused his aunt of illegally occupying land because he could not find a parking space. Unexpectedly, although my aunt is unreasonable.

However, it is unreasonable to use "magic attack" directly. Not only do you use magic, but you also use hard tricks to shout "retreat" at the young man and cry directly on the spot.

Because my aunt's movements are very similar to those of a fencer, she always uses fencing emoji, which means to repel people or things she doesn't like.

And this stalk was completely broken by netizens on the Internet, and online celebrities rushed to imitate it. Even the security guard at the door has learned this trick. Even if he goes to the haunted house, he can repel ghosts with a "retreat". Great, a word can awaken the "witchcraft", and friends who can't quarrel will quickly collect it. Try this trick next time.

2. "iron question"

The "Q" that everyone talks about every day actually comes from this uncle. This rural elder brother taught himself English. He was not only happy to speak English, but also publicized the beautiful scenery of his hometown. However, his slightly strong dialect English has made countless netizens speak highly of him.

The phrase "tying Q" is regarded as a mantra by everyone, which originally meant thanks, but now it has become a proper hot word for funny men and women to share speechless events.

For example, I forgot to bring my umbrella when I went out, but it rained heavily. I can use a sentence "I really tied Q" to describe it, which means that I am really speechless and nod my head.

Probably even my uncle couldn't think of it himself. He was "unknown in English for ten years, and an Ah Q went to the world".

3. "I will really thank you."

And the sentence "I really appreciate it" can also express the same meaning. This sentence, which was also played in full swing by netizens, was used by everyone to describe that he was very speechless at the moment after this stalk became popular. By the way, he made fun of his situation.

"I really appreciate it" stems from bloggers' hatred of men. Because he and his fans often use it, the stalk quickly became popular.

The disgruntled man 0 is also a "stalker", and many online hot words come from him. For example, he created the previous "I can't laugh" and "Who knows", and even some fans ridiculed that if this continues, disgruntled man 0 will soon rule the Internet.