Who wants to tell a few jokes with the latest funny ones?

1. Only my wife and I are at home. At dinner, I said to my wife while drinking wine,' I know you like what's in my pants very much. It is about 16 cm long and has a big head. Guess what this is? My wife called me worthless and shameless. I said don't guess. This is RMB with a face value of 100 yuan. 2. Two middle-aged women are acquaintances, one surnamed Xu and the other surnamed Lu. One day, they teased each other for fun. Lu talked about Xu. You see you married two men, Xu Lima retorted: a big mouth is not as big as a small mouth. 3. In the past, men were dragged to the court to do remote service. There are only two people at home in this family. One day, my sister-in-law was reading a romance of the Three Kingdoms. My sister-in-law casually said a sentence with three meanings: 1 .. Reading the romance of the Three Kingdoms, I thought of the Han Dynasty. 2. Man-Han banquet, seeing the Three Kingdoms and missing her husband. 3. Han-a man, a wild man, her husband is not at home, lustful, superficial, trying to steal someone. Sister-in-law will sneer. Later, my sister-in-law went from the front yard to the backyard, separated by a yard. Because the sunshine is strong at noon in summer, her sister-in-law uses an electric fan to shade the sun. When her sister-in-law saw it, she also said,' My sister-in-law is afraid of Sun Fan shading'. After saying this, my sister-in-law smiled. This sentence also has three meanings: 1. My aunt is afraid of the sun, so she blocks the sun with a fan. Sister-in-law covers her genitals with a fan. Sister-in-law is afraid of being raped and covers her genitals with a fan. I met a passer-by B on the roadside, and A asked how to get to B Hospital. B Answer: Just close your eyes, walk to the middle of the road, and wait for a while, about 10 minutes, and the hospital will arrive. Anhui famous wine since ancient times: girl lifts her leg, she lifts her leg, she lifts her leg, she lifts her leg, she lifts her leg, she lifts her leg, she lifts her leg, she lifts her leg, she lifts her leg, she lifts her leg, she lifts her leg, she drinks dry beer (made in Suzhou, Anhui Province).