Humorous copywriting suitable for friends circle

1. I took the subway today, holding the pole for too long. When I got off the bus, I shook my arm. 1 I accidentally threw it into the crotch of the boy behind me. He smiled at 1 and said, should we destroy what we can't get?

2. The final review before the exam is called checking for leaks, the middle one is called Jingwei filling the sea, and the last one is called Goddess mending the sky, but I am better and ready to start the world.

3. Once having dinner with a friend, he showed off his height. He said that my mother is 155 and my father is 160. I can grow to 183, hahaha. I don't envy him. I think he may be a man with a story.

My wife drove me to buy food, and I accidentally went downstairs. I saw a big husky at the corner of the stairs, which scared me. Unexpectedly, the dog was shocked and its front legs trembled. I guess it thought the same thing as me at that time: Nima scared me to death!

Be a calm person, drink only half of soda, don't look back when you leave, get up when the alarm clock rings, even say goodbye with your hands in your pockets, never be sad, it doesn't matter if you cry, and you can go any way in the future.

6. The most painful thing in the world is to go to work. You resist every day, but do it every day. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. Dry your tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.

7. There was a power outage in the school last night, so we had to disband early. When we walked to the school gate, the teaching building suddenly lit up. I saw everyone running outside the school. At that moment, I felt that I had won the light.

8. My best friend went to the hospital to see a doctor and said to the doctor, doctor, I have a strange disease. As long as I drink, I will want a man. After hearing this, the doctor closed the door and said, it seems that he is very ill and needs good treatment. You have a drink now, and I'll see how you are. ...

9. Some people say that I am cute, which is really funny! I am beautiful, kind, gentle, lovely, considerate, careful, intelligent, humorous, charming, funny and virtuous, but you just said I was cute. Isn't this interesting?

10. I suggest you go to bed early and get up early, don't smoke, drink, play online games, eat midnight snack, go to bars, drink more tea, stay healthy, talk less, think more and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.

1 1. Have you heard of it? Looking back 500 times in previous lives, I brushed it in this life. Close friends like you and me, it seems that they didn't do anything in their last life, so they fucking turned back!

12. When I took a taxi, I found that the driver made a detour, and suddenly my tears came out. Maybe he is the only person in the world who wants to spend some time with me.

13. A man wanted to jump off a building, and his wife shouted: Husband, don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go! Hearing this, the man swooped down. The policeman said, you really shouldn't threaten him like this!

14. In my twenties, some people took off their bills and some people got rid of poverty, but I took off the reins and ran like a husky on a stupid road.