Create a joke, pay attention to the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters when creating (at least 200 words)

The Chinese teacher, who has a strong local accent, read an ancient poem by Lu You titled "Wo Chun" to the students and asked the students to dictate it.

The Chinese teacher read the following and a student dictated the following

"Wouchun" "I'm Stupid"

The dark plum blossoms smell the flowers, I have no education

I am lying on a branch with deep sorrow, I have a very low IQ.

I hear from a distance that I am lying like water. If you want to ask me who I am,

it is easy to see the spring green. A big stupid ass.

The shore looks green, I am a donkey,

The shore looks green, I am a donkey,

The shore looks green. I'm a stupid donkey.