Who knows the jokes in the patron saint of the zodiac?

Hehe, your topic is a joke about the patron saint of the Chinese zodiac, right? ~

I saw that they didn't find any jokes about the patron saint, so I was worried that I would understand the mistake and publish it ~ I hope everyone will forgive me if I did publish it wrong ~ Hehe

First, the inside story of the election:

Mouse: I sent a lot of money.

Niu: Niu, the king of animals, is my father.

Tiger: I won the third place because my father retired.

Rabbit: My elder sister-in-law is the beauty of the Moon Palace, Chang 'e.

Dragon: I'm surprised to say it. The four dragon kings are all my own uncles.

Snake: Everyone knows that the Dragon King is my private father.

M: I can only kiss up, but I can't kiss up.

Sheep: I ate grass and milked it.

Monkey: If I am not elected, I will make trouble in heaven.

Chicken: The hero is sad about beauty, not to mention that I am a beautiful "chicken".

Dog: I only wag my tail meekly to my superiors.

Pig: I will not pose a threat to any leader.

Second, how to die:

Mouse: Everyone shouted and beat, but no one really beat, so he died happily.

Niu: I reported my grades, and I was forced to go on stage and was blown to death.

Tiger: Democracy thrives, for fear of losing the election, and dies of depression.

Rabbit: The sly rabbit has three caves, which are full of charm, so he ran away and died.

Dragon: donkey meat on the ground, dragon meat in the sky, die without regret.

Snake: Snakes will never die. It will swallow the elephant and die on its stomach.

Horse: A thousand miles of famous colts, Bole didn't know, and he died in anger.

Sheep: Eat grass and milk more than cows, and be jealous to death.

Monkey: Tongzu, swallowing monkey brain, it hurts to death.

Chicken: It's none of my business to be a prostitute openly and secretly. I died of injustice.

Dog: Have no worries about food and clothing, have fun with others, and be spoiled and die.

Pig: Eat meat and wear skin, be scolded silly, and die in a rage.

Third, nominate successors:

Mouse: As long as it's not a cat, anyone will do.

Cattle: Snails are most suitable, but rhinos are not ideal.

Tiger: The lion is too arrogant and the wolf is more docile.

Rabbit: The long-distance running champion tortoise, of course.

Dragon: I'm retiring. I raise my hands to choose Ms. Feng.

Snake: earthworm, but I declare that it is by no means my illegitimate child.

My Mr. Donkey and I both voted for mules.

Sheep: I am willing to obey God's arrangement.

Monkey: Baboons, orangutans, apes, whatever.

Chicken: Show off your ass with pride. Sparrows are small and complete.

Dog: I choose my brother dog.

Pig: Anyone can get food.

Send you 12 Zodiac. I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, cute as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and lucky as a pig ~