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It is recognized in the circle that Yang Mi has high EQ. What's his performance?
The well-connected students have always been the representatives of high EQ. On the Venus Show, they answered questions about moving knives beautifully. The vicious Venus asked Yang Mi: Who wields the most knives, Yang Mi, Liu Yifei, Tang Yan or Liu Shishi? Yang Mi said, "Of course it's me, because I have a baby." . A witty and clever answer will not offend anyone.
People with high emotional intelligence have a strong heart and are good at self-criticism. Yang Mi is famous for being black. It is said that once the audience found that the shoes worn by Yang Mi were particularly smelly, and they also broke the news. Since then, Yang Mi has been labeled as "smelly feet". And her attitude is often based on this.
She once put a screenshot of a conversation with a friend in Weibo: "I always think that the theme song of the fast man is to take off his shoes at dawn. I really want to send Weibo. " The original lyrics don't compromise until the old friend says it's over. I don't understand this stalk! Yang Mi replied, "My feet stink."
On the Christmas Eve of 13, some netizens teased: "Santa Claus crept into Yang Mi's room, took out his presents, opened his socks, and there was no more ..." Yang Mi sent Weibo to ask: "Santa Claus, are you okay?" Ren Quan, a good friend, came to join in the fun and said "lack of oxygen". Yang Mi replied "provide oxygen for love" and stole his singing skills which were teased by everyone.
Even on the wedding day, Yang Mi sent a self-reproach Weibo: "Since today is the wedding day, the bride will change her wedding shoes first, so don't worry." . Many people turned to Yang Mi Road because of this incident, and even turned to black powder. What everyone likes is not only the humor brought by black jokes, but also the expression of Yang Mi's strong heart and high emotional intelligence.
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