A short and funny drama.

Please don't disturb unless it thunders (official director's draft)

Time: now

Venue: National Tax Party.

Character: boss, male.

Sister Furong, Feng Jiao and Guo Meilihe are the four beauties.

Male guest 1, 2, 3.

At the curtain, firecrackers rang, gongs and drums rang (sound effect), and the music "If You Are the One-The Last Song of the Host" sounded.

Boss, let's go

Boss (voice: Zhou Hua) Last year, I started a fashion company. At first, my business was booming. Unexpectedly, in the financial crisis, the model lady thought my salary was low, so I ran away and jumped ship. Before I leave, I put down a cruel word: I won't mix with you unless I give you a suite! It bothers me. Hey! Now, the program "If You Are the One" is very popular, which makes handsome guys and beautiful women invest in it. I just started a dating company called "If You Are the One" ... Oh, no, no, no? Don't disturb unless it thunders! I want to let handsome guys and hot girls dance here, so I don't believe that Ray can't get the money!

Boss (clapping hands) (dubbing: Zhou Hua) Four beauties, please come on stage!

The inside man is coming! (Zhang Yongmei calling)

The music of "If You Are the One-Girls' Entrance Song" began.

The first one on stage was Sister Furong (dressed in ancient costume and holding a handkerchief). She stepped on the catwalk and made an S-bend.

Furong (voice: Cai) (Korean) Chinese pronunciation: Aniwa, I am Sister Furong.

Boss (voice: Zhou Hua) (surprised) Wow, I haven't seen you for several days. Sister furong has become so beautiful. From a distance, she looks like the Seven Fairys. From a close distance, she looks like Princess Zhu Huan.

Furong (voice: Cai) (yeah) Of course, I just got back from plastic surgery in Korea and went to Peking University to give a lecture!

Boss (voice: Zhou Hua) (to audience) Believe it or not, I believe it anyway! Well, it's the strength faction, middle and lower!

The music of the flower of war-Qinhuai River begins. Feng Jiao, a girl who was crossed by boys, narrowed her eyes and showed her teeth. She stepped forward and gave the audience a glad eye.

Feng La (voiceover) I'm Feng Jiao.

Boss (voice: Zhou Hua) (walks around the girl) Well, the size is ok, (Feng Chili grins) Ouch! But I'm sorry about these teeth. Come on, let me make it up to you. (Put on a fashion mask for Feng Chili)

Boss (voice: Zhou Hua) Fashion! In the middle, next!

The music of Nobody begins. Guo Meili, who was crossed by boys, wore a skirt and carried a LV bag, and walked onto the stage.

Boss (voice over: Zhou Hua) (picks up the bag) Everyone knows that this is a beautiful woman Guo Meili. In the middle, next!

The music of "Yeah Glee Club" started, and Tiantian Li, who was also a boy in disguise, walked onto the stage in cool clothes.

Boss (voiceover: Zhou Hua) Who are you?

Li Tian (voiceover: Chen Ting): I'm Tiantian Li, Li Gang's sister.

Boss (voiceover: Zhou Hua) Ah, Li Gang again?

Li Tian (voice: Chen Ting) No, no, no, I'm Li Yugang's sister Tiantian Li.

Boss (voiceover: Zhou Hua) That's more like it. All the female guests are on the stage. Do not disturb blind date activities unless thunder!

I can feel the music.

The boss (voice: Zhou Hua) is destined to meet thousands of miles away, but it is difficult to hold hands. Today, we specially hold a large-scale blind date activity for the national tax system. There are four female guests: Sister Furong (step by step), Girl Feng Jiao (step by step), Guo Meili (step by step) and (step by step). They have tens of millions of fans, but today these flowers are going to bloom for tax youth! Please welcome the male guest 1!

The music "We will rock you" began. (The female guest on the stage applauds) The male guest 1, which was crosslinked by girls, came on stage and showed great excitement. )

Boss (voice: Zhou Hua) at first glance, the male guest 1 is a handsome muscular man! Please welcome the male guest 1 to introduce yourself.

No 1 (dubbing: Tan) (cordless phone in hand) Hello, my name is Bi Fujian, and I'm from Fuzhou Taxation Bureau 12366. My job is to answer taxpayers' consultation calls every day. Whenever I hear a sweet voice, I want to say, honey, marry me! 30 years old, no date yet! (Fuzhou dialect) Our director Wei is also worried about me. Yesterday, he specially sent Director Ji to talk to me for eight hours, insisting that I attend today's blind date. (Back to Mandarin) My parents want me to find someone who looks like Lin Daiyu (touching her face), looks like Gong Li (better than her figure), is as pure as Zhou Dongyu, and has a voice like Zhang Ziyi. Actually, I don't care. I miss my sister crazy. Whenever I feel lonely, I will pretend to be a taxpayer and call 12366. (Dial the phone in your hand)

Outside the painting (dubbing: Zhang Yongmei) Hello, what can I do for you?

Hello, 1, I'm Bi Fujian, I'm single!

Outside the painting (dubbing: Zhang Yongmei) is Bi Fujian, the host of the Avenue of Stars? Oh, my God, it's Master Bi. (coldly) Sorry, the customer service you dialed is married. ...

Boss (voice: Zhou Hua) Bi Fujian, your deeds are so touching! I wonder what choices the four female guests at the scene will have today? Please select.

The girls all raised their forks. Music effects, sound.

Boss (voice: Zhou Hua) (to the male guest 1) What a pity! You were not chosen, but you should come again next time!

1 (dubbing: Tan Huawei) (No.2 male guest compares from the upper part of the face to the lower part with three fingers) Tragedy! It doesn't matter that such an excellent Bi Fujian didn't make the selection. I also have 12366 (background phone ringing .........................................................................................................................................

(At this moment, Sister Furong comes out leisurely, holding the hand of male guest 1 affectionately. )

Furong said: (voice: Cai) Brother 1, please stay. Forgive my hesitation. Honey, I was so shy just now. In fact, you are the girl of my dreams!

Male guest 1 tears with excitement.

Boss (voice: Zhou Hua) (applauding and introducing the applause to the male guests) Congratulations on the successful pairing of 1 male guests. Next, let's welcome the second male guest!

Ricky Martin's music-The Cup of Life begins. Male guest number two is on the stage.

Boss (voice: Zhou Hua) Male guest No.2, introduce yourself.

Second place (voice: Yan Feng) Hello, everyone. My name is Pan Changhe. I look better than Pan An. Now I work at the front desk of the collection. I am proficient in tax business, but I don't know love. I like photography, and I am good at taking pictures, so-called "shooting wolves"! My criteria for choosing a spouse are: always pursuing single women, never leaving married women, paying attention to girls over 16 years old, and carefully cultivating 16 years old. My famous saying is: I would rather love three thousand by mistake than let one go! ! !

The boss (voice: Zhou Hua) listened to the introduction of male guest No.2 to see what the female guests at the scene would choose.

Female guests all choose forks. Music effect sound

Boss (voiceover: Zhou Hua) It's a pity that you were not chosen as the second male guest. I see, your mistake is that you have the thief's heart but not the thief's courage!

Guo Meili (voice: Cai) Guest No.2, please stay. Although I didn't choose you, my family is really rich. Can you be my temporary "boyfriend" to accompany me home for the New Year? (Holding the hand of male guest No.2)

Second place (voice: Yan Feng) What did you say? Rent me? (Laugh first and then be serious) No! Oh, I just want to say to the men at the scene that I can't afford to hurt, I can't afford to hurt, and the beautiful girl just passed away. The music of "I can't afford to hurt" sounded, and the male guest No.2 left.

Boss (voice: Zhou Hua) Next, please welcome the third male guest.

The music of "Zhao Benshan-Red Sorghum" started, and the third male guest dressed in a tuxedo appeared.

The boss (voice: Zhou Hua) invited the third male guest to introduce himself.

No.3 (voice: Tan) Hello, my name is Zhao Benzhuang, not that Zhao Benshan, but the banker's Zhuang. My gender is male, and I like women. I am engaged in evaluation work in the tax system, and I do evaluation every day, but I have never commented on a beautiful woman marrying my family, alas. I love literature and have a philosophical mind. I often do some philosophical thinking and often think: there has been an earthquake in Japan. Why? Libya is on fire and Gaddafi is dead. Why? House prices are limited, but they are not falling. (Learning the Voice of Shenyang) Why? The stock market has been shouting for a year, dad! (imitating the voice of Xiao Shenyang) Why? I want to say: dear, the farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but the distance between the government and the people! Honey! Let's add more love, shorten the distance and serve taxpayers enthusiastically! Honey!

Boss (voice: Zhou Hua) is so literary! So loving, even I am tempted! Hold my daughter's hand! (pause) My daughter just turned eighteen this year. ...

Daughters (voice: Chen Ting, Chen Bingxin, etc. ) no! (Female guests collectively jump plastic palms)

Boss (dubbing: Zhou Hua) (scratching his head) Oh, I forgot. What are you waiting for? Female guests please choose!

All three female guests insisted on choosing, and Feng Pepper was particularly impatient.

Boss (voiceover: Zhou Hua) Wow! I chose them all! Ok, now it's time to object, please welcome male guest number three to make a choice!

Third place (voice over: Tan) I'm glad you all chose me. I want to ask: ladies, why did you choose me?

Xifeng: (voiceover: Chen Bingxin) Because you are handsome!

(Voice over: Cai) Because you have a Zhang Tiantian's mouth!

Li Tian (voice: Chen Ting) Because you are a good cadre!

Quiet fields. Everyone dances with plastic palms.

No.3 (voice over: Tan) What did you say? Because I'm a good cadre?

Li Tian (voice: Chen Ting) (sincerely) I have come to propose to you.

Boss (voice: Zhou Hua) (to audience) Wow, women are becoming more and more active now.

Li Tian (voiceover): Didn't you just say that flowers are open to young people in the national tax?

Boss (voice: Zhou Hua) Yes, yes. Please feel free to open your heart.

Li Tian (voice: Chen Ting) came third! (affectionately) I heard that you love thinking. As you walk, you think about your work in an orderly way. You consider the interests of taxpayers and the interests of the country very carefully. You will definitely design the future of our small family and take me to heart. The greatest happiness of a woman is to meet a good man, a responsible person who loves work and life!

Boss (voice: Zhou Hua) congratulations on the successful pairing of male guest No.3!

Around Li Tianhe No.3 .. Two people stood together, playing music in pairs, and they approached, holding hands and making shapes.

Feng La (walks out and throws away the mask) Hey, there is a lot of straw in the sea. I'd better go find Obama!

Music masterpiece. The boss took a group curtain call with two pairs of actors who were successfully paired with other actors in this program: I wish you all a happy New Year and all the best! .

2065 438+02 1 Month 18 Revised Official Performance Draft