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Where is Iceland?
I went to Guangdong on business a few days ago and just returned to Nanjing today. Because I don't know Cantonese, I made two jokes in Guangdong. I went to a medium-sized city about 0/00 km away from Guangzhou/Kloc. I heard that a local square was well built and was a little free at night, so I took a taxi with three other people to have a look. As soon as I got on the bus, I said, go to XX Square. The driver is a middle-aged man. Look at me and say: Iceland? I thought to myself, what does this square have to do with Iceland, so I repeated the square I was going to. The driver still said, Iceland? I was puzzled and had to look back at the three people sitting in the back row. One of them stayed in Guangdong for several months and said that he might have asked where. I paused again and said in the usual tone of the sketch actor: I went to XX Square, and it really worked. As soon as the driver stepped on the accelerator, it started. I talked about it with my local friends in the evening. My friend told me that in Cantonese, "Iceland" means "where" and "stand down" means "here". The next morning, several of us had breakfast in a restaurant. When I went to check out, I was told by the cashier that it was "1 16 yuan". I gave her 120 yuan and the lady asked me for money. I thought she didn't have any change, so I didn't have any change either. Who knows, she said she needed another six dollars. I told her again and again that I would give you 120 yuan, but I don't have any change. Miss, I still can't. It was only after my colleagues who stayed in Guangdong for several months came to talk about it that we found out that we had 126 yuan. The pronunciation of "two" in Cantonese is very similar to that of "one" in Mandarin. It turns out that "one is two, two is one". I'm glad you came after learning a few words of Cantonese.
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