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Ask for a few jokes that are longer than others' stomachaches.

I'm going to stay in your car all day. The driver was driving the bus when he suddenly heard someone shouting outside: I'm going to die in your car! Hearing this, the driver drove away in fear. Later, the man found the driver, picked up a bunch of keys from a seat on the bus and said to the driver, "My keys are running out of power in your car!" The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two to play badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" "You'll die if you cut so hard!" Father earthworm said weakly ... I suddenly want to play football. "