Three whip lines in the sketch with Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei

Zhao——more than 60 years old. farmers. Holding a red tassel whip in hand, a flashlight and a kettle on the shoulder. (Zhao Benshan) County Magistrate Shi - 40 years old, simple, abbreviated as Shi (Li Hai); Xiao Wu - 30 years old, driver, wearing glasses, abbreviated as Wu (Fan Wei) Wu I said County Magistrate, is there no one yet? Shi (entering) Why is there no one there? Come on, Xiao Wu, let’s think of a solution ourselves. Wu: What do you want me to think of, you said, this old bastard? Shi: Come and see what the reason is. Wu: Oh, the county magistrate! The car sank deeper and deeper. The exhaust pipe is stuck in the mud...Zhao (screaming as he rushes to the car): Drive, oh, drive... drive! drive! Wu: I said what are you doing? What are you doing? Where is the old shabby donkey going? Zhao: What, hurry up! Wu: Didn’t you see this guy pouting? Zhao: Don’t move. Come here and take a look. With this look, who could tell it’s a man? Give me the donkey and I’ll be frightened. Wu: Old man, why are you making such a fuss? Zhao: What are you doing with your car in the middle of the road? Wu: What are you doing? Isn’t this car stuck? Zhao (kneeling down to look with a flashlight) Oh, it’s a car! It’s so trapped! Wu: What kind of thing? Zhao: The trap is so deep! Drive quickly, I'm still waiting to go home for dinner! Mr. Shi, we are trying to figure it out. Zhao: Think quickly! Wu: (reluctantly) Tao is sitting here! No one is stopping you! Zhao: Nonsense! It's such a wide road and if you stop in the middle, how can I walk! Wu: Let’s go as we please. Zhao: You said it, I’ll rush over in your car! Wu: You dare? Even if I sell you, you can’t afford the compensation! Shi (Speaking to Wu) How are you talking! Zhao: Who did you say you sold? Shi: (Explanation) Old man, our car... Zhao: I won’t tell you, I’ll tell your leader. Wu: Who is the leader? This is the leader. I am the driver. Zhao: Driver? Wu: How is the driver? Zhao: Driver, what are you so awesome about? You are the driver and I am the driver. We are traveling together, collectively we are called the boss of the car. What are you so awesome about? Wu: I've been hungry for a long time. Who wants to talk nonsense with you here? Zhao: You've been hungry for most of the day, and I, the donkey, haven't eaten all day. Wu: (angrily) How do you talk? Zhao: How are you talking? Shi Xiaowu, why are you so rude! Uncle, you are always from the village in front of me, right? Zhao: Yes, aren’t you going to be home soon? Shi: Just in time, we will go to your village too. Zhao: I can see it too. Uncle Shi, our car can’t get out, and your car can’t get through either! You are familiar with this, please think of a way. Zhao: There’s nothing we can do. Just go on this old broken road, catch up with this broken sky, and then mess with this broken driver. Wu: Who do you think is the bad driver? Zhao said that you have been wronged, and it is against the rules to look like you. You, myopic old man, can drive no matter what kind of car you drive. Even if you drive a donkey cart for me, I won’t even use it. Wu: No, do you understand? This is a flat mirror. Zhao: You are still calm when you drive like this. (Ask Shi) Can you be calm? Shi (laughing) Hey, uncle, you should think of a way. Zhao: There is a way, find someone to carry it out. Wu: Where can I find someone? The car horns were all turned off, and no Banla people were called. Zhao (surprised) What? Did you hit the horn? It's over, it's over, it's over. What are you doing with the horn? Shi: What’s wrong? Zhao: Haven’t you eaten yet? Shi: No. Zhao: It’s over, the car can’t get out, and we can’t eat. Have you never been to this village? Shi: No. Zhao: Not familiar with the terrain? Shi: Not familiar with it. Zhao: Don’t know where this is? In front is Gaozhuang, behind is Zhaozhuang, and this is Majiahezi. Wu Majiahezi? Zhao: Do ??you understand? Wu: I don’t understand. Zhao: This is an old district with a revolutionary tradition. Your honking of the horn is like when the news tree fell down. Not to mention the people, just those panting: the chickens no longer listen to drink, the pigs are not allowed to be touched, the dogs also go up the hillside, and the tortoises in the pond are also frightened. I was in shock, and I was afraid that it would be my turn to serve. Wu: You’ve been making trouble for a long time, and you’ve treated us like food. Zhao: Oh, stop being so modest. With your rotten stomach, you'll be fine if you just eat without taking anything. Shi: Uncle, eating is a trivial matter. Zhao: Ah, drinking is a big deal. Shi: I don’t mean that. Sir, how old is this dilapidated road? Mr. Zhao has been here for many years. Shi: All cars get stuck? Zhao: The donkey cart will not get stuck. Wu: They are talking about motor vehicles. Zhao: I know it’s a motor vehicle. Why are you excited? Let me ask you, is a cannon truck a motor vehicle? Wu: Nonsense. Zhao was not trapped. Shi: What’s wrong? Zhao: That was from the Eighth Route Army back then. The common people carried it out. Shi: Ah. Zhao: Are tanks powerful? This is where I got stuck. Shi: What’s wrong? Zhao: That’s from Little Japan. The common people dug holes for it. At that time, I was the pit leader of the pit-digging team of the guerrilla sharp knife platoon.

There are pits designed by me in this area. They are big pits inside small pits, and deep pits inside old pits. There is water in the pits, and there are nails in the water. If you go in, they will disappear. Wu: You dug the hole today, right? Zhao: Come on, you are careless. The pits were dug back then to deal with the Japanese devils, but they can’t be repaired today! Shi: Uncle, I heard that there are many local products in the mountains? Zhao: There are treasures all over the mountain, but they can’t be transported out. No, a foreign businessman came two days ago and fell in love with our hawthorn vegetables. People call it green food and say they want to build a processing factory in the city. Shi: That’s a good thing. Zhao Shijian: As soon as he inspected people, he realized that there was a transportation problem. They said that cars had to be used to transport the food before the roads were built; if they were transported by donkey carts, the green food would turn into black food in the city. If we had to use a helicopter to pull it out, we wouldn't have enough gas money. Shi: What was the result? Zhao: It turns out that foreigners are very decisive in doing things. After saying three sentences, the matter was settled. Shi: What did you say? Zhao: Very affectionate. Shi: What did you say? Zhao: Thought-provoking? Shi: Which three sentences? Zhao Baibai. in vain. For nothing. Shi: It seems that this road is not good and will directly affect economic development! Zhao: That’s not what it is. Over the years, every family has been raising donkeys just to care about this broken path. Only this donkey can deal with this broken road. Wu: Hey, uncle, when I mentioned the donkey, I remembered it. Could you lend us the donkey to help pull the car out? Zhao: You are too naive. You have worked all day and need to rest. Wu: Just ask him to give us an extra shift. Zhao: Just think of it as a driver, and work overtime when asked. Let me tell you, this donkey is my wife and I’s dearest child. She has a higher status than me at home, and is usually spoiled by my wife. If it exceeds two hundred kilograms, I refuse to carry it; if it weighs one hundred kilograms, I have to carry half of it for it. Once, the amount of rice flour weighed by grinding was twenty kilograms. On the way back, my wife looked distressed, and finally took the rice noodles off the donkey, put it on his back, and rode the donkey back. Wu: Uncle, if you really feel sorry for the donkey, we will pay to hire it. Mr. Zhao, let’s deal with that. Nowadays, some people only think about money when they do something. money. It’s like nothing can be done without money. How much do you give me? Wu: Look, don’t you still want money? Zhao: Let me tell you a joke. If you really want to give it, I won’t take it. I don't need money to give you a visit today so that you can see the consciousness of the people in the old district. Uncle Wu, thank you. Zhao: What are you thankful for? If you want to unload it, just unload it quickly. (Make a bell, ringing the bell) Shi: Xiao Wu, help the uncle with your work. Zhao: Tie the condom on. Come here. Call! What are you doing standing down? Not talking about you. Come here. You, the donkey, me, and the three of us are pulling in front. Wu: What the hell? Zhao: Oh, you and I plus the donkey, don’t you think it’s the three of us? Let’s pull in front. (Pointing to the stone) You show the direction. Shi: You are so old. How can I let you drag me in front? You always know the direction. Zhao: This decision is completely correct. Wu: Wait! Can you spin left or right? Zhao: You forgot, we are traveling together. How is this different from driving a donkey cart? Call, call, call! Just to the left; oh, oh, oh! Just go right; drive! Just move forward; a little! It’s reverse gear; ugh... (long sound)! The brakes are on. Shi: OK, OK! We are ready. Zhao: Are you ready? drive! Wu: Wait! What are you shouting about? There are people in front of this. Zhao: Why are you doing this? At present, the main force of the three of you is the donkey. I shout "forward", can it understand? Shi: OK, OK! As long as the car can get out, you can shout whatever you want! Zhao: No. Shouting like this is a lack of civility and courtesy. Let's just say that if you go to the back and push, you can also push here. Can this skylight be opened? Wu, what are you doing with this thing? Zhao: I shake the whip. Wu: In a car, which way do you swing the whip? Zhao: I shake my whip to drive the donkey, and I shout slogans to command you two. Isn’t this all there? Shi: Okay, open it. Zhao: Pay attention. drive! The front legs are tight. Drive! Kick off your back legs and arch your waist down hard! Oh! (Wu flashes, Zhao falls out of the car) What are you doing? You've eaten too many crabs, why do you use so much energy? Wu: What are you calling that? One by one. Shi: Uncle, your shouting has a rhythm and a strong atmosphere. We're so excited. Zhao: OK, listen! drive! "No one has built this road. It is full of bumps and ditches. People who come in cars come to drink, and after drinking, they go back. Driving! This road is really special. It has not been paved for many years. Wow, the fertilizers for spring plowing cannot be transported, and the persimmons from the greenhouses cannot be transported! The people are so anxious that they are crying! Road, what kind of good cadre is that? "Zhao Xu... what are you talking about?" Want to build this road? Shi Yes! Zhao: Is it true? Shi: Let’s fix it right away. Zhao: Can what you said count? Wu: This is the new County Magistrate Shi.

County Magistrate Zhao Shi? Is that the old stone that built the bridge for the folks? Wu: Yes! Zhao: Why didn’t you tell me earlier? (Turns around and shakes hands with Shi) This time we have a county magistrate who does practical things. Do you really want to build roads? Shi: I came here specifically to inspect this road today. Zhao: Great, if young and old men know about this... (He wants to kneel down, but is helped up by Shi) Well, what did you say about what I just said... Shi: It doesn't matter. Zhao: It doesn’t matter if you don’t! You have to take it seriously. Shi: Don’t worry! I will keep your words firmly in mind. If this road is not repaired and the cars are stuck in it, we can help lift it out. If the people's hearts are stuck in it... Zhao: OK, OK! With your words... Today, we will carry out your car just like the artillery car carrying the Eighth Route Army! You wait. Wu: Are you going back to the village to call for help? Zhao: No, I, Old Zhao, will sound the whip three times, and the villagers will arrive immediately to pick up the county magistrate. (Swings the whip, three cracks are heard. Shouting) Folks! Sorghum rice stewed with tofu is ready! The county magistrate has come to build the road for us. Lift the car! [The crowd chants, "Old and young gentlemen, lend a hand, hey yo, hey yo! Lift up, move forward, hey yo, hey yo. Look clearly at the road under your feet, hey yo, hey yo! The black is mud, the yellow is It's soil, hey, hey! Go up the hill, push hard, there's hope... Hey, hey, hey, hey...