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10 what is the big move to destroy the earth?

The first place rushed to the sun [with details]

Method: throw the earth to the sun.

Changing the direction of the earth around the sun may not be as simple as some people think. In fact, there is really no need to literally understand "running to the sun". I mean to get the earth as close to the sun as possible until it is controlled in roche limit (Editor's Note: roche limit is the shortest distance for one object to get close to another without being torn by tidal force), and tidal force will tear the earth to pieces.

The ultimate destination of the earth:

It turns into iron, and finally evaporates into small iron beads and slowly sinks into the core of the sun.

Earliest time that can be completed:

According to God's arrangement, it may be 25 years. If we suspect that the asteroid will really hit the earth in 25 years or earlier.

If we rely on the technical level of human beings: if we continue to improve the current level of aviation technology, we can only wait until 2250 at most to complete the destruction plan.

The second place was eaten by a von Neumann machine [with details]

Methods: Von Neumann machine is an intelligent device, which can accurately copy its own objects with only necessary raw materials. To make such a machine, it is necessary to prepare the following materials, which are indispensable: iron, magnesium, aluminum, silicon and some major substances that make up the mantle and the core.

Put the machine into the earth's crust and let it absorb the energy around it by itself. Watch and wait for it to make the second von Neumann machine, then the fourth, the eighth, the sixteenth ... more and more copies are made. When the number of machines doubles, the earth will fall into a very terrible situation: thousands of von Neumann machines occupy the whole earth until they are swallowed up.

The ultimate destination of the earth:

Into a number of von Neumann machines, and finally decomposed into a number of small iron blocks and fell to the sun.

Earliest time that can be completed:

Maybe 2045-2050, or earlier.

The third place smashed it with an extremely hard object [with details]

Tool: a hard boulder, or anything that can "hit" the earth ... maybe Mars.

Method: Basically, anything that can violently hit the earth can do. Anything, it means: find a real asteroid or big planet, make it accelerate, so that it can hardly feel it moving, and it is best to hit it head-on or at an angle you can control, and then the earth (we might as well call billiards cue ball) can be smashed. This is definitely a spectacular collision, which can smash the earth and make the species extinct-if the collision is violent enough and powerful enough, thousands of fragments can break away from the gravity of the earth and spread out forever, and can never be sucked back and condensed into their original forms.

The ultimate destination of the earth:

Crushed into many moon-shaped rocks, scattered randomly in every corner of the solar system.

Earliest time that can be completed:

Maybe in the year 2500?

The fourth place depends on the power of "dyson sphere" [with details]

Props: powerful big drives, or imagine many such drives, and the preparation energy is close to 2.0× 1032 joules.

Method: Basically, what we have to do is to dig up all the resources of the earth. Put these ingredients into a big guy at one time and push it into orbit. Yes, this big guy needs 600 billion tons. Then a huge driver can be ignited in the launching direction, similar to a super-large electromagnetic rocket launcher. However, I must emphasize that all these methods need to be completed with great super energy. Create a Dyson sphere but don't stop there (Editor's Note: Dyson believes that a highly developed civilization must be able to surround the sun with a huge spherical structure, so that most of the radiation energy of the sun is intercepted). [detailed]

The ultimate destination of the earth:

Countless small pieces, some of which fall on the sun, others are scattered in other parts of the solar system.

Earliest time that can be completed:

Of course, it takes1890,000 years for a very large rocket launcher to leave the earth at a gravitational speed per second.

The fifth place is near a huge black hole [with details]

Props: a huge black hole, a powerful rocket engine, any solid planet. The nearest black hole to our earth is located in the direction of Sagittarius, with an orbit of V464 1 and a distance of 1600 light years from the earth.

Method: After finding the black hole, you put it with the earth. It may take a lot of time to complete their combination. There are two ways to move the earth or the black hole, although the best way is that you can move both at the same time.

It's hard, but it's absolutely possible.

The ultimate destination of the earth:

Become part of a giant black hole.

Earliest time that can be completed:

I think even in 3000, technology may not be able to do this, so it will take another 800 years. This is based on the practice of aliens, assuming that you can move the earth and the black hole at the same time.

Six, using the method of vacuum blasting [with]

Props: light bulbs.

Method: This is a very interesting method. Most people think that a vacuum is empty. But according to quantum electrodynamics, vacuum is full of electromagnetic energy called "zero point energy". In fact, this kind of energy is quite a lot. American scientist John McLay calculated that a proton-sized vacuum region may contain the energy of all substances in the whole universe. So we can also say that the vacuum energy contained in a closed space of a light bulb is enough to destroy every place in the world. Therefore, vacuum energy can prove to be the most abundant of all energy sources.

It exists everywhere you go. All you have to do is figure out how to absorb this energy and put it into some kind of power device-there is no doubt that it is easy to do-and then the reaction happens secretly and uncontrollably. The energy finally released can easily destroy everything on the earth, even the sun. This is unlikely.

The ultimate destination of the earth:

Clouds of different specifications spread rapidly.

The earliest time that blasting can be completed:

Around 2060.

Seventh place through the interaction of positive and negative substances [related knowledge details]

Prop: 2.5 trillion tons of antimatter. Antimatter, perhaps the most powerful explosive substance in the world, can produce a small amount of antimatter in any large particle accelerator. However, it takes a lot of time to get enough antimatter to blow up the earth. If you can make the right machine, it is possible to simply and easily make 2.5 trillion tons of matter transcend time and instantly become antimatter.

Method: This method can blow the earth to pieces when detonating a bomb!

The ultimate destination of the earth:

The second asteroid belt around the sun.

The earliest time that blasting can be realized:

In 2500 ad. Of course, if the explosion is to be completed, it is necessary to ensure that a sufficient amount of antimatter is produced-not necessarily so-and smaller antimatter bombs will not be used for long.

Eighth place to make "big" miniature black holes [detailed related knowledge]

Prop: miniature black hole. It should be noted that black holes are not eternal and will evaporate due to Hawking radiation. Generally, it is difficult to estimate the evaporation time of black holes, but when the evaporation time depends on the substances around the black holes, some small black holes evaporate almost instantaneously. So your microscopic black hole must be larger than some upper limit substance, which is basically equivalent to the size of Mount Everest. Making such a miniature black hole is undoubtedly a tricky thing, because it requires a considerable number of neutrons. However, it is also possible to succeed by artificially interfering with countless nuclei to gather and combine with each other.

Method:

It's simple. Put the black hole you created above the earth and wait. The density of a black hole is very high. It will pass through the air like a stone and penetrate everything. At this time, the black hole will pounce on the ground vertically and absorb from the surface layer by layer like peeling. When it is absorbed to a certain extent, it will oscillate violently backwards, shaking like a bulging pendulum. Finally, its big mouth finally reached the core and continued to accumulate slowly. At this time, there is no need to worry, just wait a little, wait for it to digest these substances, and then accumulate them until the whole earth disappears.

Earliest time that can be completed:

Almost become an invisible individual, and then continue to orbit the sun as usual.

The ninth place was swallowed up by strange particles [detailed explanation of related knowledge]

What you need: a "stable" foreign particle.

Methods: A particle accelerator (RHIC) was stolen from Bookhaven National Laboratory in Long Island, New York, USA.

To make and cultivate stable strange particles with this thing, we must pay attention to maintaining the stability of this particle until the whole earth is sucked into a huge strange quark group. However, it is extremely difficult to keep the stability of this strange particle. As long as we find this solution, it may be realistic.

Not long ago, some media lamented the particle accelerator that can produce strange particles, but in fact, what we need is a kind of "stable" strange particles, and the probability of its production is almost zero. [Introduction to related knowledge]

The ultimate destination of the earth:

A lot of strange substances

Tenth complete extinction [with details]

Prepare items: no need to prepare.

Method:

Don't need any methods. All you have to do is sit there and fiddle with your fingers and leave everything to fate. All 20 MHz (2.0× 1050) atoms that make up the earth will disappear naturally at the same time.

Note: In fact, the probability of this kind of thing happening is not much higher than zero. Of course, we can also increase this probability with the help of some magical probability controllers (which can be understood as scientific jokes).

Ridiculous. This is absolutely ridiculous.