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Do you know the Sichuan dialect ╮(╯_╰)╭
●Your baby—your boy!
●Gua - Gua, the abbreviation of "fool", also means "idiot". If a man is stupid, he is called "Gua Wa Zi", and if a woman is stupid, she is called "Gua Woman".
If middle-aged women are stupid, they are called "Gua Po Niang". This usage started around the middle of the "Cultural Revolution".
●Dog*'s - spoken language, emphasis on tone: fiercely, determinedly, emphatically, dissatisfiedly, startledly...
●Bao, Baoqi. ——A fool, a fool who makes a fool of himself everywhere. For example: "Who is such a treasure?" "She is a treasure." "A few local girls and an old treasure."
●Mu, Muji (Yibin, Zigong dialect sounds like "Muji"). ——Comes from "dumbfounded", a simplified idiom, but more weighty than an idiom, describing people who are slow-thinking, dull-witted, and not enlightened.
●What—why, why, how
●What—what,
●Whitewash—done, nothing, dead. For example: All the money for playing mahjong was lost, "Morikami brought some bullets, but they were all washed away."
“You are so stupid that you don’t have enough money?” “As soon as the salary was paid, all the money was laundered by the mother-in-law!”
●Modal particles. Southwest Mandarin is very rich in modal particles, much more than Mandarin and Beijing dialect. It is good at expressing subtle meanings, so people who speak Southwest Mandarin must protect their language tenaciously. Oh (rising tone) - means affirmative, that's right. Ah (lowering tone) - expresses affirmative tone, yes, that's right. Shi Hui (both sounds are drawn out) - indicates an affirmative tone, absolutely correct. "妦" is sometimes written as "Sa".
(The above three usages were used one after another in the movie "Catching a Strong Man" when three women answered Wang Baochang's questions) Ha - modal particle, 1. slight question; 2. friendly. Example: Welcome friends from Toronto! Suo (pronounced so), some people write it as "shuo, sou" - question, and immediately affirmed. Example: So where are you? ! Nan - the other pronunciation of nan, expresses doubt and asks oneself. Example: Why are these people coming here? They are well-informed! Ma (ma) - me (me), have similar meanings. Wow - interrogative word, a slight "do". Generally used when the other party basically agrees: Teacher Yang, would you like one? We country people only
the more rustic the better, right? If you keep talking nonsense, I will fall out! ! ! Xi - modal particle, like this: "Do you think he is a bit nervous?" "Dirty." "Melony" Shen Chuochuo (psychotic appearance), Ha (silly Sichuan pronunciation) Chuochuo. Ga (ga, falling tone, the a here is close to the a in the English map) - Is that so? Can be used alone.
●zuazi, grasp (zua, falling tone) - the continuous reading of "what to do".
Can't afford it, can't stand it, can't stand it
●Zheng - a verb with a wide range of uses. Example: "I finished a meal of instant noodles" and ate a meal of instant noodles
●庺 (yao Yang Pingsheng) - the youngest. Yao girl, Yao baby, Yaonv, Yao uncle
●Ba Shi - good, suitable, comfortable, satisfied: "So you didn't meet Ba Shi in the city?"
●Shu Qi - the smell of red potato (sweet potato), which is translated as "rustic, like a country person": "It is said that we can't get rid of the shu Qi and our foot poles are
bent!"
●Steady--steady, don't show your weakness.
●Pretend--pretend, pretend, act for others to see.
●Longmen Zhen - chatting, setting up Longmen Zhen is to chat.
● Fierce - powerful and capable. For example: "You are so fierce, I am obsessed with you."
● Shuobianbian - the first ibian is a long sound. Shuttle: slip away; edge: edge. Shuobianbian = slip away, run away, hide away.
For example: "You have messed up things
and you are thinking about it!"
●Minutes - every moment, all the time, all the time
●Six—Southwestern dialect, 1. to suck; 2. to drink or drink water in small sips. Ethnic minorities in southwest China use wheat straws or thin bamboo tubes to suck wine from wine jars
It is also called sipping wine.
●呡 (three sounds of min) - a little bit of the lips, such as "a sip of wine"
●guai - the word "guai" used here is a borrowed word with the same pronunciation , the meaning is completely different. Wrong. "Turn, turn" means "wrong, wrong", "can't turn"
means "can't be wrong".
●Ge, Ga—Southwestern dialects customarily place question words in front. "Yes?" (Yes or no). "Gehao" (good or bad). "Gate" (eat
Nothing)
●Cut - go. For example: "Let's cut together." "Qie" is the pronunciation of "go" in Chengdu dialect. Generally, people in Sichuan pronounce it as "qi", while Zigong and Neijiang pronounce it as "ji". < /p>
Looking like a fool.
●Ha (softly) - question. Ask and answer yourself. Mildly affirmative. Example: "Is it ha"? -Yes or no? Really? "Military doctor ha"-it's a military doctor, right? It's a military doctor.
●Fu, attached - confused, confused. People from northern Sichuan do not distinguish between f/h. They confusedly pronounce "futu" and "attached", which means they are confused. For example: You baby
You are so fierce, I am obsessed with you. If people from northern Sichuan were asked to explain clearly that "red roosters have gray tails and gray roosters have red tails", it would be life-threatening.
●Don’t be empty: empty, guilty, scared. do not be afraid.
●I am very blooming (like): zan has a falling tone, loves to show off, and has an outgoing personality. "I'm awesome", I'm very outgoing.
●Tumbling, jumping and crawling: somersaulting and rolling on the ground.
●The sharp-tongued monster: talkative, gossiping, and finding fault with others.
●Fat licking: licking someone else’s fat ass and flattering them.
●Tianbang: (used more often in eastern and central Sichuan) is equivalent to "Lengtouqing" and "Erpole" in northern dialects. He speaks and does things without thinking, regardless of the consequences
Act randomly, act like a fool. You don't even know you have offended someone.
●Zai'er: (Chongqing dialect) derogatory meaning of "that boy".
●Chaotianmen, Jiaochangkou, Jiefangbei, Wulidian: Chongqing place names
●Metropolis: Chongqing Jiefangbei, a super large shopping mall (invested by Li Ka-shing)
●Hei Mo: Very
●Cuanchuan: Similar to a small hot pot
●Qianqian: Bamboo sticks used to string vegetables during meals and used to measure the checkout after meals
p>●Xizheng: Southwest University of Political Science and Law
●Outside of Sichuan: Sichuan International Studies University
●Thief: thief
●Take another bag Bao: pick people's pockets
●Zero o'clock, return to disco: the famous nightclub and disco in Jiefangbei, Chongqing
●Crazy: go crazy as much as you like
●Black : very, very
●Play: vacation, play
●Wang Shan: place name, on Jiangnan Mountain
●Old Man: Dad
●tancang: things, containing contempt and contempt
●It consumes motors and electricity: not cost-effective
●Bangbangjun: Chongqing’s local characteristics--entering the city Migrant workers only rely on a bamboo stick, a pair of ropes and physical strength to make a living
●Hei Mingji: very capable and capable
●Gong: running in and out
●Integrity: the two words most commonly spoken by Chongqing people. It is said in Chongqing that if a person is not upright, it is the greatest insult to him, and then you will not be able to get along among the people in Chongqing. Honesty requires unconditional honesty and trust in friends.
●Fake beating: This word is opposite to upright, but it has the same purpose but the same purpose. Haha, when we say fake fight, we mean fake fight.
●Baoqi: Silly. There is a joke that a foreigner stopped at the jewelry counter and felt a little emotional. He couldn't help but praise the sales lady in Chinese with his feet raised:
"Little* sister, you are so... angry!" He was stunned for a moment, but as soon as he regained consciousness, he immediately greeted him with Chongqing spicy food. "Baoqi, Baoqi, you are the only one with Baoqi!"
●Pipipi: Bragging.
There is a saying: "Fake your skin and masturbate."
●Dragon flower, dragon fire skin: country bumpkin, dragon fire skin means extremely earthy.
●Backpacker: Back basket
●Po Niang: Woman, sometimes also refers to wife.
●Tear (ce): The vowels should be elongated during pronunciation. It means getting off topic. For example, "that's too far off the mark" and "nonsense."
●zua twice: kick. For example, "zua ball", "zua your two jo (feet)".
●zua doze: doze
●Brain (same sound as old) shell: head
●Blind hole: armpit
●Inverted crutch: elbow
●Luodou and Zuodeng'er: both refer to the buttocks, the former is mostly used for people, and the latter is mostly used for people
●Kexi Touer: knee
●Canal Suaner: Earthworm
●Ding Ding Cat, Yang Ding Ding: Dragonfly
●Claw Mother, Claw Cat: Grasshopper
●[gezao]: flea
●Jin'azi: cicada
●Blind block: frog
●Chasing: roundworm< /p>
●The oil thief: cockroach
●The sparrow: the bird
●The chicken photo: the cricket
●My house Inside, the guest, the mother of the baby: this man’s wife
●Rou Ke: woman, with a derogatory connotation
●Male guest: a man, with a derogatory connotation
●Shabu shabuzi: Talk big talk, brag, or? 嘘Φ波覑?
●Ri*bai: Brag, talk nonsense, talk nonsense.
●It’s empty talk: Stop talking nonsense here. Stop bragging, no one believes you!
●Exception: lie to others
●Alternate: others
●Foot pole: legs and feet
●You are useless Harm: scolding others for being ignorant
●Two strokes in a row: human calves
●Clear ears: Men are spineless and afraid of their wives. There is indeed a bicycle-modified vehicle called this name in Chengdu. However, it also means "pecked with henpecks".
●Gu*er*zi: A curse word, standard Sichuan language, referring to a person born lowly. Many times it is just used as a catchphrase to strengthen the tone.
●Change: Going to the toilet
● Shuttle leaf: a word to describe a woman’s indiscretion. Prostitutes and women with a bad lifestyle
●Chongkezi: bragging
●Speech: refers to a person who speaks in a smooth tone
●Intuition Drop (dia): Refers to the constant dripping of liquid
●Go home (usually read as fu): visit relatives and friends' houses
●Hiebagu: ribs
p>●Spicy, burnt bitter, mintian: very spicy, very bitter, quite sweet. (Personally, I think this expression is much more vivid than Mandarin).
●Does not exist: A word that is used very frequently and expresses a wide range of meanings. There are no problems, small things, etc. The meaning is too broad depending on the context.
Haha, I can’t say it all.
●[he] (pronounced in English phonetic symbols): Very, very.
●dog: a quick pronunciation of "dog*日*". This word is a spoken word in Sichuan dialect, especially in Chongqing dialect, and generally does not mean to curse.
Chongqing women sometimes say that their husbands say "our bitch" and their children "puppies". Generally, it is to increase the strength of the tone, emphasize the tone, and be harsh.
●When carrying: bad luck. Example: "You are someone who has been carrying thousands of years' worth of time."
●Football (juo or jio): Football among Chengdu people.
●Gao Yiha: Give it a try.
●Bashi: Good, true.
●Easy: Comfortable.
●Ba: paste, attach. For example: "Ba Dou Tang" (sticky iron).
●Opponent: Yes.
●Zhida: Got it, it means impatient.
●Yes: It is indeed.
●Overbearing: often used in a complimentary sense in Sichuan dialect. It means absolutely, powerful, and high. It is really high and too good to say anything. For example, "My sister's body
is so domineering."
● Kill the mama fish: Fishing in troubled waters, muddling the waters.
●Apron: apron.
●*Ba: Such as "Yanba", "Yaba", etc. Haha, "Niba" doesn't count, that's Mandarin.
●Chen come here, Chi come here: stretch out
●Wandering: naked
●拋: keep moving your hands and feet
< p>●Squeak: eraser●Read: stomp
●Push: snore
●Go ahead: press down
●Ma Qi Lian: straight face
●Pencil Knife: Pencil Sharpener
●Mo Lengge: Don’t be like this
●Doushi : Just
●Push over: squeeze over
●Hooked: eat too much
●Trick: lie
● Pick up the dice: stutter
●Break off the dice: lame
●Deng'erhuang: wander around without anything else
●Click over: step over
●To be funny: to be serious
●To see something strange: to watch the excitement
●Towering: very tall
●Fat understand: very fat< /p>
●Fan Zao Zao: Very dirty
●Disadvantages: Very short
●Puch: Very soft
●Low and quacking Son: very few
●Shocked: making a fuss
●Crazy: crazy
●Minxixi: very confused
●Liang Wawa: very bright
●Wu Dudu: unexpectedly
●God poke: crazy
●Nian Dongdong: sticky Thick
●Vulgar: tacky
●Fire: burning pain
●Eating: eating meat< /p>
●Kaka Calvary: Corner
●Blow Down: Chat
●Gua Xixi: Silly
●God's Pick pinch(neuropathy)
● Sho spat: means disbelief. For example: A: I will give you a bonus today. B: Shouchan, I just got old yesterday.
●A, isolation: dirt on the body
●Suosuotan'er, Suosuoban'er: slide
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