English classic jokes with translation

Teacher: Matthew, what's the climate like in New Zealand?

Matthew: Very cold, sir.

Teacher: Wrong.

Matthew: But, sir! The meat they send us is always frozen!

The climate of New Zealand

Teacher: Matthew, what's the climate like in New Zealand?

Matthew: Sir, the weather there is very cold.

Teacher: Wrong.

Matthew: But, sir! The pork shipped from there is frozen hard.

My sister's finger

Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

Kevin: Please, sir, I hurt two fingers while hammering nails at home.

Teacher: I don't see any bandages.

Kevin: Oh, that's not my finger! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

My sister's finger

Teacher: Kevin, why are you late again this time?

Kevin: Sorry, sir. I nailed a nail at home and broke two fingers.

Teacher: Why is there no bandage?

Kevin: Oh, that's not my finger. I told my little sister to hold the nail.

Except music.

An enthusiastic young teacher wanted to introduce the brilliance of classical music to her students, so she arranged an outing for an afternoon concert. To make this occasion more memorable, she invited everyone to drink lemonade, eat cake, eat chocolate and ice cream. When the group returned to their carriage, she said to little Sally, "Did you have a good time today?"

"Oh, yes, miss!" Sally said, "It's so cute. Apart from music, this is. "

Except music.

An enthusiastic young teacher wanted her students to know more about excellent classical music, so she arranged to go to a concert one afternoon. In order to leave a deeper impression on everyone, she invited everyone to drink lemonade, eat snacks, eat chocolate and ice cream. When everyone came back to get on the bus, she asked little Sally, "Did you have a good time today?"

"Oh, great, miss," said Sally. "Everything is fine except music."