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Interesting new year wishes
1, Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha. Give these eight auspicious buddhas to eight good friends, and you will be rich this year. Otherwise, you will only see the Buddha's light shining this year, not the God of Wealth. Send it, I wish you others wish me! Happy new year!
On New Year's Day, every family celebrates the New Year. I wish you open the door to see the good news, make money face to face, go out to see the nobles, listen to the good news at home, and finally bring a red envelope!
The weather is getting worse, and a cool breeze is coming. Because of your cuteness, I especially care about you; Cover the quilt at night to avoid freezing your hands and feet; There is nothing to worry about, you can supplement calcium; Don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy new year!
4. The New Year is coming. I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three suns bloom in Thailand, the four seasons are peaceful, five blessings is shining with seven stars, making money in all directions, and 99 is United and perfect.
5. The moment of fireworks is happiness; The moment of a meteor is a wish; The moment of missing is touching. And I just want you to understand when you see the message: No matter where you are, I will deeply wish you a happy Spring Festival!
6. The New Year's bell reverberates deeply and grandly between heaven and earth. At this moment, let's welcome a spring with good wishes.
7. On the eve of the Spring Festival, may my blessings, such as warm sunshine in winter, cool breeze in spring and parasols in summer, keep you warm and cool, and accompany you for the rest of your life! Snowflakes all over the sky are dancing notes, composed of thoughts and music, which play a blessing and bring you a happy New Year!
8. Tell you a good way to treat cervical spondylosis! That's the coherent movement of the bow and head. Come and have a try! Head down, head up, head down, head up. Well, thank you for your New Year wishes. I'll give you lucky money later.
9. Forget it, don't talk nonsense. The Spring Festival is coming. Burning a bunch of fireworks brings you good luck; Open the red envelope and give you happy wishes; Say long live to you, a happy family; Send a short message, true friendship to you.
10, my blessing crosses the waters of Qian Shan, skims over the stream, jumps over the main road, rushes through the alley, flashes past the old lady selling candied haws, and gets into your ear-Happy New Year!
1 1, Spring Festival, send you a couplet! The first part: eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and don't take it personally. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: Just be happy!
12, I love you more than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! I love you more than Guan Yunchang! What I mean to you, why say more! Simple sentence: Happy New Year, Happy New Year!
13 After judging by the judges' relatives and friends group and the public judges, we unanimously ruled that the Year of the Monkey will be awarded to you. The one next to you, you are the supreme lucky star of the Year of the Monkey! Good luck in the Year of the Monkey!
14. When the New Year comes, I invite you to have a big fruit dinner. I wish you: "Apricot" is blessed with "apple", "orange" is auspicious, "peach" blooms twice, and "plum" blooms twice. I wish "persimmon" success, "nuclear" happiness and "pear" brightness and integrity.
15, whether you like it or not, the Year of the Sheep will pass. Whether you want to experience it or not, the New Year of the Year of the Monkey is coming. Believe it or not, our life will get better and better. Good luck in the Year of the Monkey.
16, New Year's Eve, happy moment joke: I sincerely wish all my friends: a bumper harvest in agriculture, promotion and salary increase in work, being the number one scholar in reading, being a good person doing nothing, and peace in life.
17 I use the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the width of noodles and the width of bread to express my sincere wishes to you and wish you a happy new year!
18, if you dare to be unhappy during the Spring Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, your whole body into a straight board, and then beat you into depression. If you dare, you will be used.
19, eat big fish and meat slowly, and you can go shopping; Don't forget lucky money, gift bags and revolutionary wine for seven days, and I also remember the gastrointestinal tract; Don't be greedy, don't forget the benefits and righteousness, nothing is impossible, we are laughing, something is better than nothing. Happy new year!
20. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: I wish you a happy New Year in the Year of the Monkey!
2 1, if you are alone now, I wish you a happy new year; If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.
22. Smile is fire, happiness is pot and blessing is ribs. May the smiling fire ignite the pot of happiness, cook the ribs of blessing, and the fragrant blessings float to you who will be happy forever. Happy Spring Festival.
Attention, everyone: There are many festivals in the New Year. In order to promote environmental protection, no greeting cards, no phone calls, no text messages and save money. Please send me RMB. Happy Spring Festival.
I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your ass is burning hot, you are still whistling happily and risking happy bubbles! I wish you a happy new year and all your wishes come true! Hey!
25. I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health, but you always say meaningfully: What shall I eat next year if I don't roll a few dung balls in the New Year? Don't wear yourself out. I wish you a happy New Year!
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