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The Secret of Happiness Liang Shujian In view of the fact that students generally report that there is no happiness in their study and life, I will provide you with ten secrets of happiness. Please compare yourself and find out the reason. First, Yelang is hard to be proud of a confident and open society and a fast media; The success of super girl, the flash of child star, and the frog in the well are restless. Young people, living in Lushan Mountain, can't know themselves correctly, and it is easy to feel inferior when they see a person who is famous for his "home". And when a person doesn't even believe in himself, it is even more impossible to win the recognition of others. This is terrible lack of confidence! Of course, the formation of self-confidence can not be achieved by patting the chest and boasting. It is a comprehensive embodiment of personal qualities, a natural expression of true talent and learning, and an inexhaustible source of happiness. Second, contentment is always happy, and the truth does not need to be demonstrated. What I want to emphasize is that you should be satisfied: first, learn to be satisfied materially. One is to play with things, the other is to have endless material desires, and the third is that pure consumers are not qualified to compare in this respect. Secondly, we should learn to be satisfied in the environment. Don't just stare at the dark side of society, let alone complain about the untimely birth. You should know that your living environment is already the best in history. Third, you should learn to satisfy others. You know, it is human nature for others to help you, and it is fair to ignore you. Don't stick your face on others with wishful thinking. While satisfying the above three aspects, we should also be dissatisfied with our own requirements, because art is endless, and universal love is the most beautiful enjoyment of life. In order to enjoy more, we should love more. Love yourself and others; Love relatives and friends, love friends; Love nature and science; Love society and life; Love charity and dedication; Love help, love unity; Love sports, singing and dancing; Love learning and exams; Love schools and teachers; Love labor and health; Love discipline and criticism; Take adversity as love and setbacks as success; See Huang Lian as nectar, treat grievances as breeze ... What's so sad about really coming to this state? "I really want to be hurt by love, but unfortunately youth is no longer coming!" This is the teacher's heartfelt words, but how many people can really understand it? Fourth, honesty This is a noisy society, and everyone is impetuous. When intrigue and speculation prevail, the most fashionable way of life is to keep one's mind at peace. Dig into the South Garden and see who will bend down to pick up five barrels of rice and leave me in the legendary swordsman. Do nothing wrong, not afraid of ghosts. I am seeking truth from facts, I am pragmatic; I am the truth pursued for thousands of years, and I am the justice advocated by hundreds of millions of people! Live with a clear conscience and no regrets. An honest life has no regrets, and an honest life is fearless. What's wrong with being a maverick honest man and walking an aboveboard sunshine avenue? Nothing is difficult in the world, if you put your mind to it. No matter where you are, no matter how poor you are, as long as you are diligent, that vision is enough to light up your future. Diligent people often have no time to enjoy, so they ignore the demand for material desires. Hard-working people tend to concentrate, so success is just around the corner. People are often proud of the suffering they suffered yesterday, and people are also encouraged by the happiness they will enjoy tomorrow. Hard-working people disdain to suffer. They work hard to solve their troubles, soak their troubles with sweat, speak with facts and express their feelings with achievements. Really diligent, even if you can't get happiness, there is no pain at all. Try it if you don't believe me! 6. Optimism If self-confidence can't be supported, contentment can't always be happy, fraternity can't be cared for, honesty can be forced, and diligence can't help, then learn to be optimistic! Life always goes on, crying is also a day, and laughing is also a day. Why spoil every moment in life? Optimism is "Wan Muchun before a sick tree", optimism is "I was born useful" and optimism is "I smile at the sky with a horizontal knife". With optimism, there will be Su Shi's "flying with the fairy, holding the moon for a long time", and with optimism, there will be Mao Zedong's "a single spark can start a prairie fire". Be optimistic, you will find that "this pain is nothing in the wind and rain." Come on, what's your reason for not being optimistic? Seven, cherish life is short, we should cherish time; It is difficult to find a bosom friend, so we should cherish love; Opportunity knocks but once. We should cherish this good luck. If children want to raise but not kiss, they should cherish filial piety; A slip of the foot makes a lasting regret, so we should cherish moral integrity; The past cannot be changed, so we should cherish our own history. Only cherish you can discover the loveliness of dew, only cherish you can realize the pain of loss, and only cherish you can grasp eternity and pursue true happiness. If you don't know how to cherish yourself, fate won't cherish you. If you don't know how to cherish others, others will treat you like dirt. Cherish is very simple, starting from me, starting from now. Eight, interested, interesting, of course happy. Good interests and legitimate hobbies can cultivate sentiment and cultivate body and mind. Love reading biographies of celebrities is equal to communicating with wise people; To love writing for a thousand years is to learn from the audience. Love poetry and songs, enjoy the romance between songs; I like piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and it is romantic and elegant to play. Love physical exercise, keep fit and be energetic; I like to sit alone and meditate. The winding path is quiet and far-reaching. If you are afraid, you are afraid and addicted to "online games" and "electronic heroin"; If you are afraid, you will fall into "martial arts" and have no intention of attending classes. If you go too far, it's better to base your interest on other people's suffering than to have no interest at all. The significance of physical exercise is not only to keep fit, but also to give middle school students more vitality, passion, fighting spirit, high-spirited mentality and endless strength. Life lies in exercise, and exercise lies in perseverance. It cultivates perseverance and sharpens strength; It removes laziness and buries cowardice. The literary talent in the classroom and the vitality on the field are examples for everyone to learn. We don't demand "literature can rejuvenate the country, military can secure the country", but we need all-round development of morality, intelligence and physique, and we can't neglect it. My fair lady seems very fragile; Romantic teenagers have a big belly. Without vitality, you will get old before you get old. No wonder it has nothing to do with happiness! Ten, rest will not rest, you will not work. You can't be nervous unless you relax. Relaxation is the way of civil and military affairs, and the combination of work and rest is the magic weapon of learning. I think: the hanging beam on the head is to kill the goose to get the egg, and the barbed butt is to quench the thirst by drinking poison. Strategically, we need this spirit, but tactically, we must give up burning the midnight oil. Don't forget that there is still a lot of time, and don't expect it to be realized overnight. You can't eat hot tofu if you are impatient, you should learn to flow slowly. Instead of studying in a daze and inefficient, it is better to have a good rest and regroup. Instead of pestering and bashing head-on, it is better to make twists and turns and beat about the bush. Only by studying tirelessly can you get happiness, and the happiness gained from learning is the real happiness. .