The complete works of cold jokes that make your girlfriend happy.

The complete works of cold jokes that make your girlfriend happy are as follows:

1. Take the bus, which used to be a season ticket for students. When you get on the bus, please show it to the driver. I forgot to bring my season ticket yesterday. I took out a dollar and put it in a coin. I don't know what I was thinking when I got on the bus. I habitually took the money and showed it to the driver, then went to the back and sat down.

2. When I went on a blind date, the girl said to me with a surprised face: "Ah! The gap between the photo and yourself is too big! Is it your own p? Oh, my God! How can you be so good at P? Can you accept me as an apprentice? " So the blind date banquet became a teacher banquet.

3, my buddy came home from work, and finally someone got off to find a seat. Next to me, two old ladies stared at their buddies intentionally or unintentionally, talking about personality, morality and the quality of young people. My buddy is already tired, and he is even more annoyed after hearing this. He turned his head and asked the old lady, "Are you tired of saying this?"

The old lady's temper also came: "We are not tired, we should talk to people like you!" " "The man said," not tired? If you are not tired, just keep standing. "

On the first day of school, the teacher asked everyone to introduce themselves. I spoke first, briefly summed up my personality and growth process, and looked forward to the future. The teacher was obviously satisfied with my answer and said excitedly, "Would you please leave the classroom?"

My wife will work overtime this weekend. The wife said, "No need to send it. I ride an electric car myself. " I said, "Are you sure?" The wife said, "I am a good driver!" " "I said," Yes, as long as there is no turntable, you will always get to your work place. " My wife said, "What do you mean?" I said, "What should I do when I get to the big turntable and go home?"! "