A collection of funny quotes about winter vacation 2020

1. Take winter vacation and celebrate the Spring Festival. Nothing is more symbolic of the new year than firecrackers. Every New Year and festival, the first thought is to set off firecrackers. Seeing the colorful firecrackers on the street makes me feel itchy.

2. During the winter vacation, we can play firecrackers and fireworks after finishing our homework. Winter vacation and office leave are the holidays that we especially want to take.

3. Since the holiday, there has been no news from my roommates, they have not posted updates, and they have not spoken in the group. I am so worried about them, just like a farmer worried about losing a pig at home.

4. We are on winter vacation, so happy. Because there are a few days during the winter vacation to celebrate the New Year, we can receive New Year's money, so we are very happy.

5. It’s winter vacation, and I want to get a lot of New Year’s money, because we have never relaxed this semester. After I got the New Year’s money, I asked my classmates and friends to get together and treat everyone to a meal. I would buy French fries, potato chips, popcorn, hamburgers for everyone to eat so I could make it happen.

6. Winter vacation is here, and our children are finally free. There is no supervision from teachers, no discipline from parents, no nagging from grandparents, and no school rules. These are really children. ocean of joy!

7. The countdown to winter vacation has begun! The classroom was full of people.

8. A few days ago, we had a winter vacation. I was happy and worried at the same time. I was happy that I could play as much as I wanted during the vacation, but I was worried that there was still a lot of winter vacation homework waiting for me to do.

9. Mr. Zuozuo is really loyal enough to accompany me through this long winter vacation.

10. Winter vacation is coming soon, and there will be piles of homework again. What is the concept of winter vacation homework: we write for a month, and the teacher writes a review.

11. During the winter vacation, I can’t get up in the morning, can’t fall asleep at night, and the night owl mode has been activated.

12. Suddenly, it is a very innocent word. It seems that all lack of appreciation and being caught off guard can be attributed to suddenness. Suddenly it's winter, suddenly it's winter vacation again, and suddenly I find that the person who should be old has aged another year.

13. What is the most sadistic love triangle in the world? I like winter vacation, I like homework during winter vacation, and homework likes me!

14. I originally wanted to finish my winter vacation homework in one go I had the urge to finish writing, but luckily I have strong self-control.

15. If the winter vacation homework is destined to be sold as garbage, then why don’t I exercise my rights early

16. It’s not the winter vacation yet, students, don’t be sad, although you The holiday is late, but your school starts early.

17. Before Mr. Winter Vacation passed away, he held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice: Yes, yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me.

18. The winter vacation has passed, my words have become ugly, I have become stupid, and I have forgotten everything I learned.

19. When you start school and see a round meat ball entering the classroom, please don’t be surprised, because that’s me who was overeating during the winter vacation.

20. Wow, isn’t it snowing? God is tearing up his winter vacation homework

21. Without any precautions or worries, you just started school like this. During the winter vacation, it brought me tragedy and I couldn't help myself.

22. Were you happy during the winter vacation? Only happiness, no fun

23. Teacher, I have saved my homework for the winter vacation, and I have feelings. I won’t hand it in anymore.

24. Do you want to make an appointment during the winter vacation? You can make an appointment if you pass math. My heart skipped a beat, this was probably the last time.

25. I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala and burn my winter vacation homework to keep warm on the evening of the 30th.

26. They asked me if it was true that smoking on the cigarette pack was harmful to health? I answered them decisively. This is like a happy winter vacation on our winter vacation homework.

27. I said the saddest thing about winter vacation is that you take a bag of review books home, only to go to school again without even opening the bag.

28. Alas, winter vacation is also a kind of pain, but I just like it and feel miserable.

29. The winter vacation is finally here, I am so happy, I look forward to the winter vacation every day, and this day is finally here.

30. It’s winter vacation. I plan to do my homework first every day, then practice calligraphy, and then go out to play after practicing calligraphy.

31. During the winter vacation and Chinese New Year, a happy atmosphere fills the house. During the winter vacation, celebrate the Spring Festival, and watch the Spring Festival Gala on TV.

32. I have a skill that can finish my winter vacation homework in two days, but this TM is actually a passive skill that will not be triggered until the last two days.

33. You always say that the winter vacation is far away, but half of it has passed in the blink of an eye.

34. Winter vacation is my beauty, summer vacation is my beauty, why are you the light bulb between us?

35. Why does the winter vacation go so quickly? Because we don’t have mornings.

36. My winter vacation homework is like a group of concubines vying for favor and can’t wait to sleep with me. But since the winter vacation, I have been diligent and caring for the people, caring about Tencent and Sina, and have not even stepped into the harem. Funny sayings about winter vacation A collection of humorous sayings about winter vacation

1. When copying homework, occasionally you need to cut corners.

2. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? It expands with heat and shrinks with cold! Then why is there as much homework in winter vacation as in summer vacation? The quality remains the same!

3. When I bury my head When I was struggling to write my homework, I really wanted to pinch the head teacher to death.

4. Our challenge today is to chew Xuanmai chewing gum and write homework at the same time. After a while, there are so many homeworks that we can’t stop.

5. Shouldn’t you be worried about your winter vacation homework now?

6. Let’s break up the homework. I feel like we are not suitable.

7. I can’t finish my homework, and the teacher blows me off again.

8. I learned to swear, learn to fall in love early, learn to compare, learn to be rebellious, and learn to copy homework. Do you know where it is? It is in school.

9. Teacher, I don’t want to do my homework. That’s not cool at all.

10. Teacher, I have been saving my homework for the whole winter vacation. I have feelings, why don’t we hand it in?

11. Homework mistress, please respect yourself, I am a serious person. Winter vacation people.

12. What kind of person do you think Zongzong is? He is a person who specializes in ruining other people’s winter vacation!

13. I am really a carefree person. I just thought about it after the summer vacation. winter vacation.

14. My winter vacation homework is like a concubine vying for favor, and I can’t wait to sleep with him. However, since the winter vacation, I have been diligent and caring for the people, caring about potatoes and Tencent, and have not even stepped into the harem.

15. Wow, it’s snowing! No, it’s God tearing up his winter vacation homework.

16. My favorite winter vacation and my most hated school gave birth to a baby named Homework, and I was asked to raise it, alas.

17. These days, I don’t have dozens of papers and seven or eight winter vacation assignments in my hand, and I am embarrassed to tell people that school is on vacation.

18. I broke up with me during the winter vacation, all because of that bitch at the beginning of school.

19. I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala on New Year’s Eve and burn my winter vacation homework to keep warm.

20. Homework is a breathing pain, it lives in all corners of the winter vacation.

21. I blame you for my homework. I have never been alone with Mr. Winter Holiday. Now Mr. Winter Holiday breaks up with me!

22. I’m sorry for Winter Holiday. My mother let me I am married to school.

23. Every time I do my homework, I automatically skip a question I don’t know, but it’s like chewing Xuanmai and I can’t stop at all.

24. Homework mistress, please respect yourself, I am a person who has a winter vacation.

25. When winter vacation comes, all I have to do is wait for a mountain of homework.

26. The teacher is not cool or helpful at all, and he gives me so much homework.

27. When dating Mr. Winter Vacation, there will always be a mistress named Winter Vacation Homework.

28. Sorry, homework first. We are not suitable. I only love him during the winter vacation.

29. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? It expands with heat and contracts with cold. Then why is there the same amount of homework? Because the quality remains the same.

30. Ancestor, I will burn some homework for you and help me with the questions. If you have any questions, call our teacher over and ask.

31. When dating Mr. Winter Vacation, there will always be a mistress named Winter Vacation Homework.

32. I originally had the urge to finish my winter vacation homework in one go. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

33. What kind of person do you think Zuo is? A person who ruins other people’s winter vacation!

34. Toss a coin: if it’s heads, go online; if it’s tails, go to sleep; if it’s up, go Do your homework.

35. Some teachers are really happy. When I copy homework, she says, why should I copy other people’s homework? I might as well leave it empty. I hand it in empty, but she says I hand it in empty.

36. In fact, I don’t want to go on a blind date with my homework, it’s all forced by the teacher!

37. These days, don’t fall in love early, don’t be mean, don’t cheat, don’t be rebellious, and don’t copy homework , if you don’t play with your mobile phone, no one will believe that you are a student.

38. The homework is about to come to the fire. You just got into the fire. Can't you find a bigger fire? How can you burn all the homework with so much homework?

39. Use one sentence to describe our winter vacation: we passed the first day of junior high school, but not the fifteenth day.

40. I originally had the urge to finish my winter vacation homework in one go, but fortunately I have strong self-control. Funny words about winter vacation

1. When copying homework, occasionally you need to cut corners.

2. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? It expands with heat and shrinks with cold! Then why is there as much homework in winter vacation as in summer vacation? The quality remains the same!

3. When I bury my head When I was struggling to write my homework, I really wanted to pinch the head teacher to death.

4. Our challenge today is to chew Xuanmai chewing gum and write homework at the same time. After a while, there are so many homeworks that we can’t stop.

5. Shouldn’t you be worried about your winter vacation homework now?

6. Let’s break up the homework. I feel like we are not suitable.

7. I can’t finish my homework, and the teacher blows me off again.

8. I learned to swear, learn to fall in love early, learn to compare, learn to be rebellious, and learn to copy homework. Do you know where it is? It is in school.

9. Teacher, I don’t want to do my homework. That’s not cool at all.

10. Teacher, I have been saving my homework for the whole winter vacation. I have feelings, why don’t we hand it in?

11. Homework mistress, please respect yourself, I am a serious person. Winter vacation people.

12. What kind of person do you think Zongzong is? He is a person who specializes in ruining other people’s winter vacation!

13. I am really a carefree person. I just thought about it after the summer vacation. winter vacation.

14. My winter vacation homework is like a concubine vying for favor, and I can’t wait to sleep with him. However, since the winter vacation, I have been diligent and caring for the people, caring about potatoes and Tencent, and have not even stepped into the harem.

15. Wow, it’s snowing! No, it’s God tearing up his winter vacation homework.

16. My favorite winter vacation and my most hated school gave birth to a baby named Homework, and I was asked to raise it, alas.

17. These days, I don’t have dozens of papers and seven or eight winter vacation assignments in my hand, and I am embarrassed to tell people that school is on vacation.

18. I broke up with me during the winter vacation, all because of that bitch at the beginning of school.

19. I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala and burn my winter vacation homework to keep warm on New Year’s Eve.

20. Homework is a breathing pain that lives in all corners of the winter vacation.

21. Mr. Zuo, I blame you. I have never been alone with Mr. Winter Holiday, and now Mr. Winter Holiday has broken up with me!

22. I’m sorry for Winter Holiday, my mother let me I am married to school.

23. Every time I do my homework, I automatically skip a question I don’t know, but it’s like chewing Xuanmai and I can’t stop at all.

24. Assignment mistress, please respect yourself, I am a person who has a winter vacation.

25. When winter vacation comes, all I have to do is wait for a mountain of homework.

26. The teacher is not cool or helpful at all, and he gives me so much homework.

27. When dating Mr. Winter Vacation, there will always be a mistress called Winter Vacation Homework.

28. Sorry, homework first. We are not suitable. I only love him during the winter vacation.

29. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? It expands with heat and contracts with cold. Then why is there the same amount of homework? Because the quality remains the same.

30. Ancestor, I will burn some homework for you and help me with the questions. If you have any questions, call our teacher over and ask.

31. When dating Mr. Winter Vacation, there will always be a mistress named Winter Vacation Homework.

32. I originally had the urge to finish my winter vacation homework in one go. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

33. What kind of person do you think Zuo is? A person who ruins other people’s winter vacation!

34. Toss a coin: if it’s heads, go online; if it’s tails, go to sleep; if it’s up, go Do your homework.

35. Some teachers are really happy. When I copy homework, she says why should I copy other people’s homework? I might as well leave it empty. I hand it in empty, but she says I hand it in empty.

36. In fact, I don’t want to go on a blind date with my homework, it’s all forced by the teacher!

37. These days, don’t fall in love early, don’t be mean, don’t cheat, don’t be rebellious, and don’t copy homework. , if you don’t play with your mobile phone, no one will believe that you are a student.

38. The homework is about to come to the fire. You just got into the fire. Can't you find a bigger fire? How can you burn all the homework with so much homework?

39. Use one sentence to describe our winter vacation: we passed the first day of junior high school, but not the fifteenth day.

40. I originally had the urge to finish my winter vacation homework in one go, but fortunately I have strong self-control. 2020 Funny Talk Collection of Funny Talks

1. Hibiscus comes out of clear water, and different stupid pigs are different!

2. When you say you love me, it feels so rough in your heart.

3. Rain is born, not genius!

4. A mean girl is hypocritical, and a mean man is sentimental.

5. Yes, you are a wise man, but it is a pity that your surname is weak

6. Do you also remember how long it has been since you said you love me?

7. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

8. Holding a kitchen knife in hand to cut the wires, sparks and lightning along the way.

9. You are like a pug, following whoever has food.

10. Who is my future girlfriend currently dating?

11. A good lover makes you want to get married, but a bad lover makes you want to leave home.

12. Don’t tell jokes at the beach, it will make the sea laugh.

13. The tongue lasts longer than teeth, and software lasts longer than hardware.

14. For a handsome person like me, the teacher will always find out if I miss class.

15. We want to be together until the sun no longer rises, okay.

16. I am the most honest person. Never tell lies. Except this sentence.

17. Yes, I just like you, so much that I’m scared.

18. Say goodbye to masturbation and find love. Exercise your JJ and enjoy it every day.

19. After staying among the nervous people for a long time, I found that I am normal.

20. Have you ever wanted to cry just thinking about someone? Yes, creditor.

21. What will I do when I get old? Those square dances look so difficult.

22. Why do you always have tears in your eyes? Because you are pretending to be too deep.

23. It is too painful to have a crush on one person, so I have several crushes.

24. If I had known it was so difficult to find a boyfriend, I would have decided to kiss him.

25. I want to slap you into the wall, but I can’t even buckle you out.

26. I have very high requirements for bedding, and you are the one I am most satisfied with.

27. Boss: Please collect it for me first, and come over and give it to me later.

28. Whenever I find the key to success. Someone changed the lock.

29. God said: Don’t forget to bring an umbrella when you go out. I will water the flowers soon.

30. The only difference between me and Superman is: I wear underwear inside.

31. If you ask me how deeply I love you, money can represent my heart.

32. The most stupid thing is to mistake someone else’s kindness to you for love.

33. People cannot take money into the grave. But money can take you to your grave.

34. I regard money as my grandson and you regard money as your biological father. Who do you think I am to you?

35. Men never regret getting married, they just regret not marrying another woman.

36. I like to see you anxious, because it means I know you love me.

37. I remember that two years ago I was single and still a noble. How come I have become a dog in the past two years?

38. Mother-in-law, your express delivery is too slow. Where did you mail my wife?

39. I have to go to the toilet to calm down and eating shit will not solve the problem!

40. Teacher, do you dare to speak in a lower voice and let me have a good sleep?

41. I long for freedom, but the human body doesn’t know how to crawl out of the dog hole!

42. When happiness knocks on the door, I am afraid that I will not be at home, so I have always been at home.

43. Don’t think that just because a girl is beautiful, she can seduce me. At least she must be stupid enough!

44. You are not Huang Rong, you are just a locust. Why do you want Brother Jing? You are so shameless.

45. Women don’t want to spend money, unless they don’t come to their aunt. Men don’t want to spend money, unless they come to have their aunt.

46. What is your specialty? The boiled water I boiled was pretty good.

47. I wish that all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters, (this is too cruel)

48. I want to study more, even if I become a gangster in the future, then so will we A cultured gangster.

49. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter. No matter if it hurts or not, I should cry first.

50. Without you, who would give me the warmth I need when I am lonely.

51. Smoking is harmful to health, so I am willing to stay away from smoking; homework shortens my life, so I am willing to throw away my homework.

52. Don’t think that just because you have a face like Ximen Qing’s, you can pursue my sister. She is not Pan Jinlian.

53. I have always been curious about what the first guy who knew that milk was drinkable did to cows.

54. If possible, please allow me to destroy you on behalf of the moon, so that I can be myself peacefully.

55. What age difference can you accept? It mainly depends on appearance, and it doesn’t matter whether it’s five thousand years or more.

56. Being single is not scary. What is scary is that even though you are single, others think you are not single.

57. People who like me are good people, people who don’t like me are bad people, and people who hate me are not human beings.

58. Now I realize that it’s not that the red wolf never abandons the gray wolf, but that the gray wolf has a villa

59. Do you wipe your butt with your left hand or your right hand? It’s so disgusting to me. It's made of paper.

60. When your enemy goes to the toilet, he cannot come out without paper. What should you do? Give him a roll of clear tape.

61. Think about how your world would be different if you didn't meet the person who changed everything for you. .

62. It is said that when a girl is angry, just hold her down and force her to kiss her, but why would I be beaten by her boyfriend?

63. This article is profound and concise, summarizing the essential elements of being an excellent woman and an excellent man!

64. These days, women are becoming more and more masculine, men are becoming more and more feminine, children are becoming more and more mature, and adults are starting to pretend to be innocent.

65. Now I know that Baidu doesn’t know everything. I asked it where my fiancée was, but it was difficult for it.

66. I have never understood one thing. If you learn English, you can talk to foreigners, but if you learn classical Chinese! Are you talking to a ghost?

67. There is a piece of clothing on Taobao that has 10 negative reviews and 1 positive review. The positive reviews are: I bought it for my classmate. She looks ugly in it. I am very satisfied with it.

68. Human potential can be stimulated. I may not be able to carry 100 kilograms of stone. If it weighs 100 kilograms of RMB, I guarantee it! If you resist, run away~

69. Missing you is a kind of beautiful sadness, sweet melancholy, but in my heart, there is a warmth that cannot be expressed in any language.

70. When it comes to striking up a conversation, you also need to pay attention to technique. You need to find the right person to strike up a conversation with at the right time and right place. For example, I am online right now!

71. Early in the morning, Bao Gong held the magic mirror in his hand: Magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the blackest person in the world? Magic Mirror Answer: Who is speaking?

72. The so-called pig-like roommate is probably when I caught a cold and asked him to come back and bring me a box of White and Black, and he brought me a pack of Oreos.

73. Not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be made to gain. This is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

74. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, his relationship with his mother-in-law is still good; no matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, her relationship with her mother-in-law is still bad.

75. I met a big boss a few years ago, and he said something that I still remember deeply: Although I have never been to college, I have been to college.

76. There are three kinds of people in school, one is a top student, and the other is a student who quits school. As for this third type of person, they want to be a top student but are unable to do so, and they want to quit studying but can’t. .

77. If you are not beautiful, if you are not smart, if your legs are short, if your waist is thick, it doesn’t matter even if you look like a cow, because in the eyes of the beholder, you will be very cute. beautiful!

78. If you say money is a sin, everyone is trying to get it; if you say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; if you say the heights are too cold, everyone is crawling; if you say smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, even if you don’t quit; if you say heaven is the best It’s so beautiful, don’t even go!

79. My mother liked to play mahjong, but after I was born, my mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and the whole family, because she felt that playing me was more fun.

80. When was the peak of your life? I cleared my throat: This goes back twelve years. You must be a person with a story! No, that time I got a good baby certificate in the kindergarten class.

81. I went on a blind date today and ordered a few dishes, including a plate of sweet and sour carp. When I looked at the price: 32 yuan, I suddenly thought that the first time I went on a blind date, I only had a plate of sweet and sour carp. 8 yuan, now it’s 32 yuan and I’m still on a blind date. . .