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Interesting philosophical sentences of life perception

1, oh, my god! My clothes have lost weight again.

2, clear water, no fish, invincible!

3, raw, easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

I don't know much about Wu Bai, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

6, time is the same as sponge squeezing, there is always a squeeze.

7. I will be good friends with anyone who says I am white, thin and beautiful.

8. If the tree is not peeled, it will die; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

9, the water is shallow, and there are bosses everywhere. He is not a social person, but he speaks about society.

10, although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.

1 1, I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

12, I never watch TV, but I often check the TV programs in the newspaper to see if there are any typos.

13, the real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food everywhere all your life.

14. The cause belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievement belongs to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the children, and the mistake is your own.

15, there is no relationship in the world that is not riddled with holes. Every relationship has a reason to exist at the beginning, and it will inevitably end when it ends.

16, I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.