Recommend some funny jokes that few people know.

1. One day our class went to climb the mountain. When we reached the top of the mountain, a girl couldn't help sighing: Ah, motherland, my mother! A buddy has had a crush on this girl for a long time, so he quickly said, Ah, my motherland, my mother-in-law ~ ~ ~

2. Students go to the toilet between classes, and when they are finished, they find that there is no paper, they can't wait for people, and their mobile phones are in arrears. In desperation, he called 10086 for help. . . It is said that there was a long silence, and later. . . His classmate received such a short message in class: Dear China Mobile User, your classmate is in the toilet and asked you to send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086 for details. . .

3. A buddy got up the courage to express his affection to MM on QQ. After a while, MM replied: I'm her mother, and I'm here to steal food ~ ~ ~

Once the bell rings, everyone must go home. When I went down the stairs, my left foot stepped on my right foot, and a big font hit the middle of the road ... I thought at that time: no.

Yes, it's embarrassing. I pretend to be dizzy ~ ~ ~

As a result, the classmates next to me saw me motionless, quickly helped me up, and then slapped me on the body. . .

5. One day, halfway through physical education class, the bathroom solved personal problems. As a result, I was so anxious that I went into the men's room by mistake. I was cheated when I saw a boy urinating in a urinal. A second later, I was about to retreat quietly, but I was found and fainted. I saw the boy shouting "rogue, indecent assault" and then covering his chest with his hand. Later, later, I said something that I found incredible. "Classmate, you cover the wrong place ..."

6. I went to the bathroom of a restaurant to pee and saw a sentence written on the wall. I took a closer look and said, "Don't look here, concentrate on peeing." By the time I finished reading this sentence, I had wet my shoes.

7. Every time a wife quarrels with her husband, she has to go to the toilet for half a day. If this happens many times, her husband will have to ask her: What are you doing in the toilet? It seems quite Japanese? The wife said: brush the toilet! My husband asked if flushing the toilet could be fucking solved. The wife said: I don't know, anyway, every time I use your toothbrush ~ ~ ~

8. Our math teacher always likes to tell jokes that nobody laughs at, so our whole class will discuss playing tricks on him. When he says the first sentence in class, we will

All the people laughed in unison. . .

He came that day and silently said that his father had passed away.

I immediately laughed, and everyone else was silent ~ ~ ~ ~

9. I farted on the bus and waved when I saw people around me waving with painful expressions.

The lady next to her turned and said, stop pretending ~ ~ ~

10. Go to a friend's house to play. It happens that my friend's wife is breastfeeding. It happened that the child refused to breastfeed, so I joked with the child and said, Eat quickly, or my uncle won't dare to eat.

See them. . .

165438+ .。 . Then the cashier was very depressed and poured the half-counted coins back and counted them again. ...

12. I met a great man by subway in the morning.

On the subway, suddenly a buddy's phone rang loudly.

All the passengers heard: Grandpa, that grandson called you again. . . . Grandpa, that grandson called you again. . . . Grandpa, that grandson called you again. . . .

I saw that buddy slowly took out his mobile phone and answered: Hey, Dad, what's up? . . .

13. My head teacher in junior high school is very fierce. Before going to school every Friday, he has a class meeting to give lectures. Once, she was so excited that she said sternly, "Why are you so disappointing?"

I racked my brains for this class. At that time, several classmates and I tried not to laugh, so we had to bury our heads deeply. I remember a buddy lying on the table, biting his hand hard. . .

14 ... My buddies in my dormitory are violent. One day, I found a mosquito in a mosquito net. I was busy catching it for a long time, but I didn't catch it. My buddy sighed and said, "Shit, I'm starving!" " Then quickly put the mosquito net away.

Put it away, used mosquito nets for several days, and finally starved mosquitoes. Our sweat is nothing, right? Many people have done it.

One day, he found a fly flying into the mosquito net and said to us, "I must kill him." We said, "The flies are hungry. It seems that you can't rely on them."

"Look," the man grabbed a novel, got into the mosquito net and sealed it. I kept waving my fan while reading the novel, but I didn't let the fly fall to the ground. It took two hours.

Finally, flies can't fly. He leaned down, poked the fly and said, "I haven't seen enough flies."

15. The final exam requires a test number on the test paper.

I wrote the QQ number when my brain was hot ~ ~ ~

Hit me if you don't laugh ~ ~ ~