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What is the funniest drunk situation you have ever seen?

My father is drinking with someone else. Suddenly someone told my dad that it was a person who drank this bottle of white wine in one breath. My father has always been an indomitable man. After he finished drinking, he took me home immediately, and then he danced alone in the living room for two hours.

Another time, I was drinking in the roast bar, and a man was drunk and said that the roast bar was smashed by me in minutes. Then someone told him to go back to sleep quickly. He started cursing, and then a group of people started fighting, but he was beaten the worst. Then his friend helped him go back. Half an hour later, he took a watermelon knife and was beaten by the group.

Another time, it was my father. When he came back from the party, he brought a dog back, as if he had stolen someone else's dog. He held the dog in his arms and told us to become sworn brothers with it, telling us to respect it in the future.

My good friend was lovelorn, and then he asked me for a drink to relieve his worries. After drinking too much, he began to call her girlfriend and kept saying disgusting things, saying how much I have paid for you, why did you do this to me, and saying, I beg you, can you get back together? I am willing to be a dog for you. I said everything. He fell asleep while talking, and then I saw the note on my mobile phone.

Another time was a high school reunion. A classmate had a crush on a girl in our class when she was in high school, but she was too timid to confess. At the end of the party, the classmate began to cry, crying loudly, and then ran to the girl he secretly loved, holding her feet and crying. He cried and said, you don't know how much I like you. I'm willing to give my life to you. Can you stay with me now? You won't let go until you promise me. In our impression, he is a shy person. I didn't expect to be so unreasonable after drinking. At that time, many people were scared, and then they began to laugh, pulling him away while laughing. The girl was scared out of her wits. After that, she kept saying something was wrong at the party and then she didn't come. Ha, ha, ha. It's really funny.