Laugh off 48 interesting sentences with your big teeth.

1, fart, suppress bad heart. Don't push, exercise.

2, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, ignite and cover the pot!

Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt them.

The chances of finding true love this year are similar to those of being struck by lightning.

5, the most painful thing in the world, not sleeping well and being awakened by urine.

6. Who do you think you are? You are the spilled water. I don't even want a basin.

7, the fat is so thick, it is so uncomfortable to move!

8. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

9. If you bully me, I will write your name on my underwear and fart and kill you.

10, non-mainstream, please don't use those cheap eyelashes, use your disgusting makeup.

Scared me.

1 1. Every time you take an exam, the teacher says that when you bring something unrelated to the exam to the podium,

How I want to put myself there,,,

12, the beginning of life, good nature, not doing homework is a hero. What if the teacher hits me? Pick up the food.

The knife did it with him, but you can't do it. God, you need Altman.

13, I sold the love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.

14, while cooking, a crab pushed out of the pot cover and said to me, "I'm hot!" "answer: if you want to be red, you can bear it.

be dressed ......

15, my father threw out a sentence about me getting fat: without Han Hong, I would die.

Han Hong's illness.

16, the emperor said to the little plum beside him: You use one word to describe me. Little plum replied:

Cha! Then Xiao Lizi was beheaded. . . .

17, the personality signature of a bachelor was changed to: People who secretly love me, why are you like this?

Hold your breath! ! !

18, A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: forgive him for going to school.

As for the emperor, my task is to send her to see God. . . .

19, I am a genius, and you are a genius, so you have two more than me.

20. You dress dangerously, but you look safe!

2 1, you are not a VIP or an IP, you are just a P.

22. Thought can be dirty, but life must be healthy, because there is only one strong body.

Feed a dirty soul.

Since all otaku call themselves Madame Curie, please call me Picasso as an otaku.

Master lock)

24, handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

25. Confucius said that if you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse at noon; Mencius said Confucius was right.

26. Have fun, get through it and clap your hands.

27. You don't know how deep the water is until you try it.

28. People are different from dogs because of all kinds of red flowers.

29. Save water and try to take a bath with your girlfriend.

Love your neighbor wholeheartedly, but don't let her husband know.

3 1. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

32. I prefer Naruto, because when I die, every village of Japanese will die.

33. Shout when the road is rough, and make a fool of yourself when the time comes.

34. I drank the medicine, handed the bottle, hanged myself with a rope and jumped off the building with a small handkerchief.

You said ice is sleeping water, but I only remember that fart is a mouthful of shit.

36. I watched you walk on the stage with my own eyes, and I don't know if you want to make a fool of yourself.

37. I don't even want a basin for spilled water.

38. You have so many pimples on your face that you will turn over when driving a tractor.

39. The bombarded head was also combed by lightning.

40. I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.

4 1. I'm going to have my hair cut, and I twisted my neck with my bangs.

I think all bears in the world look like bears.

43. Life is like poop, and we are intoxicated with it like dung beetles.

44. You stubbornly turned Audrey Hepburn into a street girl.

45. Sleep, I'll take it off if you take it off.

46. More than eight kings are shallow, and there are bosses everywhere. He is not a social person, but he speaks about society.

47. Look down on life and death and do it if you don't accept it.

48. Sincerity is not as good as a red envelope. Feelings are just sexual needs.