Chat routine topics are humorous. What are some humorous chat routine topics?

In the face of gangsters, I am a scholar. In the face of literati, I am a gangster.

Time flies so fast, it’s getting dark as soon as I wake up.

The chemistry teacher asked, what should I do if there is a gas leak? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

You agreed not to make me cry, but you fucking smoked me with onions.

Since ancient times, whoever does not die will be your turn next.

Be strong. Failure is also a part of success. Wherever you fall, you will blackmail others.

When it comes to sleeping, I can sleep soundly lying on the school desk.

There are always a few people vying for favor in each class and harem.

I think my math scores are worthy of my math teacher’s appearance!

Brother, don’t force me to use my power in Beijing. I don’t want to cause a bloody storm.