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46 classic cautionary stories
Second, everything is fate, and there is nothing that people can help.
Third, I visited again today, but I didn't see my bosom friend.
Fourth, what I have done before, I have no interest in coming together.
Five, the ancients ruled the heart, and the heart was right.
6. It's too early to say goodbye after a brief encounter.
Seven, idle look at the clouds in the sky, as light as the milky way water.
Eight, just because of the wonders, regardless of mountains and rivers.
Nine, important people know to be diligent, but also afraid of being a governor.
Ten cups of three bamboo leaves are over the heart, and two peach blossoms are on the face.
Eleven, people have no happy events, and they are more lonely when they are poor.
Twelve, the guests who are willing to come are tireless, and the bosom friends are obedient.
13. Looking back at the touching place of Pinglan, I hate the east wind for Wan Li.
Fourteen, the night is not appropriate, I am afraid that the stars will fall cold.
15. Learning to help the world depends on this heart and sense of security.
Don't pull a long face all your life. There should be no gnashing of teeth in the world.
Seventeen, the strong have their own hands, don't boast to others.
18, the heart is natural and evil, how can it be bullied?
Nineteen, kindness is as deep as Haien bottomless, and righteousness is as heavy as mountain righteousness.
Twenty, break the jade cage and fly the colorful phoenix, and unlock the dragon.
Twenty-one, don't be a ghost of other countries when you die, but you are still an old native on your birthday.
Twenty-two, men are born eight feet without ambition.
Twenty-three, the moth eyebrow is a beautiful sword, killing all the people in the world.
Twenty-four, words must be popular and far-reaching, and words must be touching.
Twenty-five, wildflowers are not planted every year, and troubles have no roots every day.
Twenty-six, how many romantic children know, and how many people are married?
Twenty-seven, the contrast between good and evil, see the fortunes; Persuade people not to do evil, but to do good.
Twenty-eight, saying that I am good is not enough happiness; He who teaches me evil is not angry.
Twenty-nine, my life is limited, and I know there is no limit. I am eager to pursue it in a limited way.
Thirty, you die and I bury, and I die and you marry. If I really die, it will be a big joke!
Thirty-one, besides, today you are greedy for my love, and when you talk about it, you have a secret date, separated by a wall.
Thirty-two, eat bitter, you are a master. Over the mountain, you will know the outside world.
Thirty-three, Shekou grass, scorpion tail after the needle. Two things are not poisonous, the most poisonous and ungrateful people.
Thirty-four, Qingyun has a road and becomes a bitter person; The bones have no graves, and they have become ghosts who have lost their hometown.
Thirty-five, the potential is infinite, the blessings are infinite, the price is infinite, and the intelligence is infinite.
Thirty-six plans, you can't boast of your ability in a moment of pride, nor can you lose your ambition in a moment of frustration.
Thirty-seven, don't talk nonsense, just talk about the phone bill. If you can understand those love words, you are not ashamed to call them romance.
Thirty-eight, things are unpredictable, and it is now or never. If those who die of breaking the country are insatiable people.
Thirty-nine, snobbish, snobbish, gentle, who will repeat the confidant! Boya will not die in the clock, which is an eternal miracle.
Forty, you are happy when you get cheap, and depressed when you are depressed. No deal, no loss, no joy and no sorrow.
Forty-one, there are many beautiful women in spring, and the black wind is high in the month. It's amazing how shallow and deep the world is just by speaking with a golden tongue.
Forty-two, spring flowers and autumn moon, full of romantic feelings, regardless of beauty. Try to compare the human heart to the heart of pine and cypress. How many people can save for the cold?
Forty-three, if you want to learn to be immortal, you can say that you are immortal. Less lust for sex, want to be healthy, if you don't hide it from others, it is immortal.
Forty-four, everyone said he was deep before his death, and everyone wanted to fan his grave after his death. It is difficult to draw a dragon and a tiger, but it is difficult to draw a bone.
45. Truth comes from the heart, and the gods are willing to commit adultery. People's hearts are not confused by prostitution, and Penglai is in the eye.
46. Xiang Tuo used to be Confucius' teacher, but Gong Jing turned his back on him. Be modest first, and learn endlessly.
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