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Red handsome 5 draws 4, black gun 4 draws 2
Analysis: If you want to single-shot Chaoyang, you must first be "handsome", because "handsome" is undoubtedly the most important thing at the beginning
What if the first step is to have six soldiers advance into one and "fire a cannon"? Then you will be doomed
Sure enough, the woman noticed your evil thoughts, and the cannons 4 and 2 ran away, no? Let you hit the red car and advance to 2, and the black car will draw 2 and 9,
Analysis: Being handsome is not enough, the prospect for you is still full of murderous opportunities,
So you have to be smart I thought that the second step was to "send the car"
Sure enough, the woman took the car without hesitation and the red queen pawn tied five, and the black car entered 9 with 1. Analysis: Unexpectedly.
The style is bold and unrestrained, just a small soldier goes straight to the middle palace, and is about to enter the heart of the black leader;
MM is frightened, and the side car sinks to the bottom to kill you, these two steps really increase the murderous intention;
The meaning is very clear: Don’t think that you want to get in with me just because you give me a car. My dad also has a car! Red handsome five advances to one (should be handsome four advances to one), black pawns draw 4 and draw five,
Analysis: You find that the opponent’s family is prominent, even though you are handsome, you have to avoid the edge for the time being
mm found that you are quite low-key, you bow your head when you should, and your senses are greatly improved.
It can be seen that the threat of the heart-attacking soldier is still there. mm's heart can be captured at any time, so she can only take the lead in attacking the heart with the black pawn
Play some "people", they are not tempted! It is obviously you who first Captured!"'s arrogant trick. Red is handsome with four draws and five, and Black retreats
Analysis: The battle situation has been decided. You calmly return to the middle and turn the opponent's coquettishness into invisible
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After the inspection, mm’s father felt that your boy was on his own, so he drove back home
Seeing that the little girl was gradually unable to resist and entered a state of mutual restraint, and the game ended in a draw.
Analysis: Black has one living rook and one dead cannon. The rook can only retreat to the front line of pawns five and two, holding the last line of defense for mm
But you still have five pawns, and one pawn is still there. Cross the river bit by bit to launch a multi-party offensive, showing all the advantages
Black is already in decline, as long as you manage it a little bit, don't make mistakes (for example, if you are in a hurry to have sex again, I told you that
p>Yes
The dead cannon must not be able to run away), no matter how you say it, you can't draw.
In the end, Hong wins!
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