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Last Friday, after dinner, I put the dishes on the table as usual and ran into the study to read.
when I was looking at it. Suddenly, there came a burst of vigorous quarrels from the kitchen. I thought: Mom and Dad have always been very kind, and quarreling is inevitable. So I don't care much. Unexpectedly, the quarrel grew louder and louder. So, I crept to the kitchen door, put my ear tightly against the door, and wanted to hear what they were arguing about. "Reading, reading, or reading, she doesn't do any housework now. If this continues, she will become lazy. Besides, she has become lazy now and doesn't even wash her own dishes and chopsticks!" Mother said as she put the bowl on the table heavily. It sounded as if she was already angry. "shh! Keep your voice down, Jia Jia is still reading and doing homework! " Dad said. "Learning is important, but also learn to do some housework consciously! If this continues, it will be good! " After listening to my mother's words, suddenly, my face turned red. "But, you also don't think about it. Now, whose parents don't want their children to be' ambitious'! The child's task now is to study hard, and the pressure is already great enough. It is not important to do housework. " Dad continued to defend me. "After studying, it is better to do some housework properly and combine work and rest!" After listening to my mother's words, the kitchen was suddenly silent and my father lost his voice. I couldn't help it any longer. I gently pushed open the door and walked into the kitchen. I picked up some bowls that my mother hadn't finished washing and washed them seriously. My parents looked at me, stupefied and asked in surprise, "Did you hear everything we said?" Dad kept muttering in his mouth, "Look, you were talking too loudly and being …" But I kept washing the dishes without saying a word.
in this way, a family storm passed quickly, and mom and dad didn't hurt their feelings about it. From that day on, mom and dad never quarreled about this kind of thing again. Our family still loves each other and lives in harmony as before. Family storm 2
I remember it was an afternoon when my uncle and his family came to visit us.
after lunch, my brother and I played hide-and-seek in the living room. It was my brother's turn to arrest me, so I quickly hid behind the curtain by the window. Just as I entered, my clothes were accidentally hung on the glass jar next to me, and the glass jar crashed with a crash.
Mother shouted in the back room: What is making such a loud noise? My brother came to me and looked at the broken glass on the ground. Shouted loudly: it was my brother who broke the glass jar!
As soon as my mother heard this, she stamped her foot and came to my side. As soon as she saw it, she immediately flew into a rage, her hair stood on end, and a Chinese character was formed between her eyes, staring at her big eyes. I seemed to see a raging fire burning in her eyes. I immediately felt an ominous premonition that a volcano was about to erupt. I spread my wings and ran to the study, quickly closed the door, sat on the bench and took a deep breath.
when I think about it again, I feel that it was still my mistake that caused this. The biggest mistake should be attributed to me. Should I go to my mother and take the initiative to apologize? I quickly shook my head.
At this moment, my mother roared angrily, Come out quickly, or you will be finished if you don't come out! I thought, sitting here flustered, it is better to go out and get a beating boldly. Determined to go out, I opened the door and saw my mother waiting for me with a broom at the door. Finally, I got a few sticks from my mother.
Later, I thought about it carefully. My mother didn't hit me for no reason, but wanted me to know that I must get rid of my carelessness in the future. Family storm 3
I remember once I played with my brother. My brother wanted to play with small building blocks, so I said, "No, this building block is too small for you to play with." My brother was not convinced. Thus, a great war began.
At first, my brother and I were still bickering, and I gave him a word. Later, after fighting for a few minutes, my brother didn't want to fight, so he burst into tears. Now I'm in a hurry, I think: if mom comes, we're finished. I quickly coaxed my brother to stop crying, but he just wouldn't listen and cried even more. Talk of the devil, and he is sure to appear. My mother followed the sound, and as the footsteps approached, I became afraid. But look at the younger brother next to him crying. It seems that he will be scolded again this time, I thought to myself. I looked up and saw my mother's face flushed, her eyebrows wrinkled and her eyes widened. I feel a dark cloud coming from a distance, just above our heads, and it's going to thunder and lightning. Mother used her "lion roars" to scold us both: "Why are you quarreling again? Doug, how many times have I said, if you can't argue with her, don't argue, and so can you ... "My brother cried more vigorously, and my father was busy carrying his brother into the room to comfort him. So, now it's a 1-1 final. I got a little impatient when I listened, so I quarreled with my mother.
"It's obviously him. He plays with such a small building block. It's strange if he doesn't lose it!"
"Then you can talk well ..."
Our quarrel was enough to spread all over the neighborhood. Grandma came and said, "your is too loud, so stop it."
Then, I stormed into the room, slammed the door and started reading. After reading the book, my sky seems to be clear and Wan Li again.
this is the family storm that my family repeats every day, sometimes fighting and sometimes loving each other. Family disturbance 4
What are we quarrelling about? It's because three people in our family have conflicts and different opinions. So what exactly caused the conflict in our family? It's about signing up for the training class.
You are going to enroll me in a Chinese training class.
stomp, stomp, and shout loudly: With so many classes, I'm already very busy, and you have to sign her up for this training class.
Mom slapped the table hard, jumped up from her seat and retorted, Look at all the other children in class, how can we catch up with them if we don't let Yi Han attend class!
dad didn't stop, his face flushed, one hand rested on his hips and the other pointed out, and shouted, there are no people like us! There is already one Chinese training class. Do you want to kill her by signing up for another one?
People are so hard-working. There are three classes in math, and we do it more than ten o'clock every day. How can we catch up with them if we don't? Mom gave dad a white look and chattered.
do you have to make your children as tired and busy as other children? It's supposed to relax the child, but you have to give her extra classes! Dad said solemnly.
make some preparations, and you won't be as unsuccessful as we are in the future!
You don't have to keep your children so busy to prepare for growing up!
In this way, the two men quarreled repeatedly, and I don't know how long they quarreled. Finally, I stopped them: You have been signing up for a training class for so long. Shouldn't you respect my opinion when signing up for the training class? Listen to me! After both of them calmed down, I expressed my opinion: I support my mother's side, and I still need to learn more knowledge.
finally, my mother signed me up for that Chinese training class. Family storm 5
Family is a warm harbor, full of happiness and happiness, but sometimes it will be unhappy because of some misunderstandings, which will cause a storm in the warm family.
once, my sister and I were playing games in the living room, and grandma was going to bed for a while. Suddenly, a voice came: Li Xinyao! Look what you've done! You cut a big hole in the list on my bed! I heard it, and I don't know why grandma was unhappy. Grandma pointed to the hole and angrily accused me. I was at a loss: I didn't do it. I didn't even come into your house today! Don't quibble, is there another naughty person in our family besides you? Grandma's bombs are on me.
I feel particularly uncomfortable: how could I be so unlucky? I was framed indiscriminately. At least there is evidence. After thinking about it, although grandma has been thrifty since she was a child, it is a pity that a hole has been cut in a good sheet. No wonder she is furious, but she can't frame people indiscriminately! How uncomfortable it is to be wronged. Thinking of this, I feel my tears have flowed from my eyes to my face.
calm down, be calm, I said to myself. I guess there must be some misunderstanding between them. So I became a detective Holmes, reasoning from the results bit by bit. Suddenly, I thought of something, grinned and said to my grandmother, did you sit on the bed and sew a quilt this morning? Yeah, why? Grandma's face is gloomy, and it seems that her anger has not disappeared. Did you cut the list when you were cutting the quilt? I giggled at the side. Grandma thought for a while, then smiled: Well, it seems that I cut it. Finally, the truth came out, and grandma apologized to me, so a family storm was over.
Life is like the sea, sometimes calm, sometimes stormy; Life will continue to ups and downs, and it is inevitable that there will be some unexpected storms, but it is precisely because of the storms that life will become colorful! Family storm 6
Home is the source of our motivation, I am a tree, and home is a forest; I am a bird, and my home is a sky. However, the storm between mom and grandma a year ago blew away the family's past joy.
one day, grandma wants to watch TV in mom and dad's bedroom, but mom doesn't want her to watch TV because she doesn't know how to use it. Grandma and mom had a pimple before because of this. Later, grandma gradually alienated from us and stopped watching TV in mom and dad's bedroom. Therefore, my mother always finds fault with my grandmother, thinking that she can't do it well, which is not good. And grandma accidentally broke a vase, which made her and her mother's previous pimple bigger. I thought: I should do something to ease the contradiction between grandma and mom.
On my mother's birthday, I used my pocket money to buy a very exquisite brooch for my mother, saying that it was my grandmother's heart. At first, my mother was dubious, and later she accepted it. I also used my pocket money to buy grandma's favorite plum, saying that it was bought by my mother, and grandma took it in her hand with a smile on her face. Gradually, with my efforts, the relationship between mother and grandmother is getting better and better. They often discuss how to arrange things at home together and work together. Mom no longer finds fault with grandma. She points out what grandma can't do well and teaches her patiently. Grandma always appears in mom and dad's bedroom, watching TV with her mother and chatting with her family.
at the dinner table, my father praised me: "My daughter is really hard. I have bought so many gifts for you two, so I have to reward you well!" "After hearing this, mom bowed her head in embarrassment, but grandma smiled. My family will laugh heartily when I see my mother helping my grandmother with food and rice as usual.
Since then, my family has regained its former calm ... Family turmoil 7
Mom looked at the bottle of calcium tablets that had been "heroically sacrificed" helplessly, crying and laughing ...
At noon that day-
"Baby! Come and eat calcium tablets! " Mother shouted loudly and waved at me with a smile. As I ran, I shouted, "The calcium tablets are too hard for me to bite. I don't want to eat them." "Supplementing calcium can strengthen muscles and bones and help to grow taller ..." My mother gushed. Can't stand her wordiness, I reluctantly walked over and took a calcium tablet from my mother and put it in my mouth. Then I closed my eyes and held my breath. I gave a hard bite, and the dry and hard calcium tablet powder filled my mouth. I swallowed it hard. "Well, remember to eat it every day, two tablets a day." Mom said that and went to work.
I looked at the sky and wondered, is there any way to soften calcium tablets? Yes, I rushed into the room and quickly found the whole bottle of calcium tablets. I carefully unscrewed the bottle cap, lifted the cold kettle, poured some cold boiling water into the bottle, then covered the bottle cap, shook it hard a few times, and put it back in its original place, thinking happily: Haha, this will make the calcium tablets soft, and my mother will definitely praise me as a clever "one-off"! However, when mom unscrewed the bottle cap again, she was shocked and asked sternly, "What's going on?" "I want to soak the calcium tablets until they are soft ..." I blushed and bowed my head, telling my mother the whole story. Mother laughed when she heard this: "Silly child, calcium tablets will go bad when they are wet, and eating bad things will make people sick!" " It dawned on me and I nodded.
It seems that I have to read more books and increase my knowledge in the future, so that I won't make jokes again. Family turmoil 8
When I was a child, I was very naughty, and my father liked smoking and drinking. Now that I have grown up, my father has not given up, and I am still as playful as before. As a result, a family storm began.
at noon today, I sat lazily on the sofa and watched TV leisurely. My mother was sweating profusely in the kitchen, as if her hands and feet were too busy, while my father was smoking a cigarette in the bedroom, watching TV dramas intently. This has always been a habit in our family.
"Little lazy, big lazy, it's time to eat!" Mother ran up to us and said, "You two, all you do is eat, drink and be merry." We sighed and walked to the table.
At the dinner table, my father picked up the glass and just wanted to have a drink, but he was immediately stopped by my mother, who stared straight at my father as if to say, "Don't you dare drink!" My father played the indomitable spirit and accepted the challenge of my mother. As a result, my mother's mouth turned up, picked up the wine and strode to the bathroom, muttering, "If you dare to drink it, I will dare to pour it ..." With a burst of "running water", the wine was poured.
Father's face turned red at once, but how could he compete with his mother? Father sighed, reluctantly picked up the steamed bread and began to eat.
in the afternoon, mother took a nap. I feel that my mother is angry for a reason. If my father and I were not so lazy, my mother would not be so busy and tired. Father is also very entangled in his heart: wine can't be quit, and his wife can't help it, alas!
I frowned, and my plan came to me.
I clean with my father first. Tell mother to get up and watch again. But as soon as my father woke up my mother, she looked at us viciously. However, when my mother got out of bed and glanced at her eyes, she came over with a smile and said, "Do you know anything wrong?" We nodded hard. "Will you do it again?" We tried to shake our heads. In this way, our family finally sat down and had a quiet and sweet dinner.
A storm is a constant and ups and downs of things around you. Open the dark clouds to see the sun, and believe that there will always be a rainbow after the rain. Family storm 9
My family is like a sea, sometimes very calm, but occasionally there will be some waves, that is, family.
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