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For college students, it is just a good couple, a simple love story, Tik Tok.
2. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"
3. Whether to eat barbecue is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.
4. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I am chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "
5. Since we can't be born together, we'll be together for life.
6. I didn't think as much as I did when firecrackers rang on New Year's Eve.
7. "Wow, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you has never waned.
8. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, someone will see you and give you a hug.
9. "Is there an airport nearby?" No "Then why does my heart fly when I see you?"
10. If you can swim, you can swim in my love river.
1 1. You have spring and autumn under your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.
12. I am in good health. I can carry rice bags and gasoline, but I can't help thinking about you.
13. "You haven't eaten sugar since you liked it." "Why?" "Because you are too sweet."
14. Your courier has arrived. What express train? My wishful thinking.
15. Where is "I want to move"? "Walk into your heart"
16. "I really want to tan my skin" Why? "Because I can secretly protect you."
17. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.
18. Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.
19. There is no one like you. One word can bring heaven or hell.
20. I have a small mind and can only hold you!
For college students, it's just a simple love story of a good couple: Tik Tok II 2 1. Like you, serious and timid, and stick to it.
22. "I lack necessities" and "What?" You!'
23. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?
24. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because it's been too long."
25. Why do I have toothache and tooth decay? No I don't eat sugar, but I'm sweet.
Today, my classmates "What do you belong to", "Tiger" and "No, you belong to me"
27. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." "Why?" "Because every time I see something good, I want to give it to you ~"
28. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.
29. I'm such a fool. I can do nothing but love you.
30. If you don't come, it will snow.
3 1. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance and live a poetic life with you from now on.
32. Guess where my heart is on the left, wrong, on your side.
33. This long and wonderful life, I just want to spend it slowly with you, so that every memory can shine under the dust of the old days.
34. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."
Loving you means that when I can't see you, I have a lot to say to you. It feels good to be quietly close to you when you are around, even if you don't talk.
36. "Who are you?" "I'm a dog" and "nonsense, you obviously belong to me"
37. I am more afraid of your sad eyebrows than darkness and ghosts.
38. I am less and less like myself now. So what do you look like? Like your husband.
Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.
40. Little German shepherd and little milk dog, guess what I am? The kind that likes you.
Daily chat of young couples in Tik Tok: simple love story.
Daily Chat of Young Couples in Tik Tok (Ⅰ) 1. I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise the more I look at you, the more I want to sleep.
The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?
3. "Did you have an earthquake just now?" "no" "then why do I want to see you? My heart was shocked. "
Once you climb to the top of the mountain, people will see you and I will hold you in my arms.
5. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.
It is said that people have 206 bones. As soon as I saw you, I had 207.
7. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.
8. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.
9. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."
10. Like you, I am serious and timid.
1 1. "You will never see me lonely", "Why", "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side"
12. "Go out and turn right and go downstairs. Go straight 1000m". then what "Will the Civil Affairs Bureau go or not?"
13. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.
14. I really want to hold you, smell you, put my chin on your shoulder and fall asleep.
15. Everything you say casually is in my heart.
16. For me, your name is always the most charming word. You know, when I called your name, I was pouring out my deepest feelings.
17. I like wandering very much, but I just want to settle on you.
18. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.
19. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?
20. It's nice to see what the world is like, and it's also nice to meet you.
Daily Chat of Young Couples in Tik Tok (Ⅱ) 2 1. "I have super powers", "What" and "I like you very much"
22. When you were with me, I never envied anyone.
23. "I suspect you are a carbonated drink." "Why?" "Because as soon as I saw you, I was bubbling happily."
24. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.
25. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you be lost by me"
26. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it. " "I have finished your red envelope, but remember to give it back to me every day."
27. "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like", "What movie" and "Your name"
28. I want to borrow a future from you and repay it with all my warmth and love.
29. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.
Aren't you tired? You have run in my world several times.
3 1. I have two loveliness, one is I love you, and the other is I love you.
32. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive through the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter. -Rao Xueman
33. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I love you.
34. Before falling in love with you, I want to wander the rivers and lakes alone and see the colorful world. After falling in love with you, I feel that rivers and lakes are too far away. I'm not going. I just want to cook for you and sleep with you.
35. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me?
36. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance and live a poetic life with you from now on.
37. I am particularly inaccessible. Do you believe me?
38. I like you, like your mother hitting you, unreasonable.
39. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me"
40. I am a simple person. If you play rascal with me, I will follow you.
Tik Tok sweet young couple simple love story.
The simple love story of Tik Tok's explosive young couple (I) 1. Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?
2. It's better to chat with me when it's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou.
3. "Do you like chocolate?" For example, "I have it in my mouth. Would you like to try it?"
Speaking of which, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.
5. Oil tigers always play dumb, What the hell, and Little Fool.
6. "Do you like to eat as a meal?" "I really won't, but if you like, it can make rice delicious."
7. "Do you know what best represents me?" "What?" "The compass? Do you know why? " "Why?" "Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I won't change my heart for you."
8. "We can't fall in love again" Why? "Let's get married, marry me"
9. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."
10. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"
1 1. I am a materialist. I didn't want to have an afterlife until I met you. "
12. "The weather is fine today." Well, it's sunny. "Very suitable for running, more suitable for kissing and hugging."
13. "Guess what uniform I like" and "Being subdued by you"
14. Why hasn't my order come yet? I arranged our future.
15. Where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.
16. If you ask me how many times I miss you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.
17. Peggy piggy, I deserve you.
18. This is watermelon and that is cantaloupe. You are my little fool.
19. If love is a desperate effort, then obviously, the other person will not care too much about your feelings. Because a person who cares about you doesn't want you to get any harm. Therefore, the more you sacrifice for love, the less the other person loves you. Of course, blindly loving others is very tiring. And the feeling of being truly loved is actually being loved.
20. What's the matter with "feeling so stuffy in the chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."
Tik Tok is full of simple love stories of sweet young lovers (Part II) 2 1. You seem to be a relative of my family. What? My father's son-in-law
22. Who are you? Why did I see you? My heart is like eating honey.
23. Do you have a lighter? No. Then why can you still light my heart?
24. I am really a playboy. I like you and everyone.
25. Do you like drinking water? Yes, so you already like my 70%.
26. I am nine years old and you are three years old. Besides you, you are still you.
27. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I am chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "
From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...
29. Zeus, Athena, Poseidon and themis, guess which god I like best? ""well ... a lot, I don't know. " "I like your eyes best. "
30.are you a rabbit? Why else do you always jump in my heart?
3 1. Do you want an apartment or a duplex? Or do you want to love me?
32. Let me get this straight. Do you want to be in my family tree?
33. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
34. "Did you have an earthquake just now?" "no" "then why do I want to see you? My heart was shocked. "
35. "Life belongs to life, ideals to ideals, and reality to reality." What are you talking about? "I want to say that you are mine."
36. You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but I will still say it after thinking about it.
37. If you don't come, it will snow.
38. "I want to send a courier near your home" Why? "Because I want to say to you: Hello, your baby has arrived, please marry it."
I always forget to tell you how lucky I am to meet you. I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests one day.
40. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly.
Counting Tik Tok's earthy love story homophonic terrier essence
Taking stock of Tik Tok's unpretentious love story (I). "Your heart"
I was born in the south, grew up in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.
I want to give you a push, then turn around and run.
4. "May I say good night to you in person?" Of course. "Go ahead."
5. "Oh, I overslept" "Lazy" "No, I quarreled with you in my dream. I dare to wake up when I coax you. "
6. What do you mean by breaking up? Don't wear makeup, you will make the same mistake again. All I know is that if you want to come back, it's still my most precious baby.
7. "Why did you hurt me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!"
8. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"
9. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
10. I wandered around for the first half of my life and made soup for you for the second half.
1 1. I'm interviewing for your boyfriend.
12. You give me a smile, and I am full of strength.
13. I hope I can meet you.
14. Can you help me? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!
15. I'll tell you about the kinds of berries, strawberries, blueberries, cranberries, and the berries you missed me.
16. My bed collapsed and the water stopped. I lost my key and the air conditioner broke down. Even dogs are so hot that I don't care. I have to sleep at your house.
17. "Are you good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you catch my heart?"
18. How about I tell you how to lose weight? Ok, how to reduce it? "Put your heart on me."
19. Do you want to try a new strawberry lipstick?
20. Meeting you is like carrot rain in the rabbit world.
Taking stock of Tik Tok's simple love story (2)1. Thank you for letting me have someone I like. Thank you for making me happy.
22. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"
23. "We don't have to turn on the lights together at night" Why? "Because you can shine."
24. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."
25. "If I were wandering, what would you be?" "What?" "Jingle, jingle, jingle."
26. When you came to see me, I felt that I had never seen Sanqiu for a day. When you smile at me, I feel that I haven't seen Sanqiu all day.
27.are we friends now? "Yes" and "Not after, because you are my girlfriend";
28. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."
I have no future, so I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.
30. I want to be with you, even if there are thorns ahead, even if thousands of people in Qian Qian stop me, even if I am white-haired.
3 1. If one day I appear by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even the next day.
32. This long and wonderful life, I just want to spend it slowly with you, so that every memory can shine under the dust of the old days.
33. It is sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi.
34. "I think I have no future." Why do you say that? "Because I just want greasy money, sleep in your bed and be your wife."
I hope I am a person who excites you, not a person who feels good after weighing the pros and cons.
36. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"
37. If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind and in your pocket.
38. "Let's go to an amusement park at the weekend." My body is the best amusement park. Come and play with me.
39. "Seeing you recently makes me dizzy." "Why?" "Because love makes people dizzy."
40. My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.
Tik Tok's recently exploded homophonic sentences of local love stories.
Tik Tok's recently popular homophonic sentence of earth love story 1 1. "I like 70 things" "What?" "The first one is you, and the remaining 69 are with you."
2. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Monkeys have tails and I don't? "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."
3. "The box with the ring is called the ring box. Do you know what it is called? " "What?" "A match made in heaven."
If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.
Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever read. I like you very much, and I like going to Qiu Lai and Haitang in spring.
6. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.
7. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.
8. "Want to ask you out"? "Yes, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed."
9. "You get something for nothing, so you are here."
10. I'm pretty sure, I just need a kiss.
1 1. "People say you have a round face, but I think your face is quite square." "Why?" "Otherwise, how can you be so positive?"
12. I want to buy a piece of land from you and buy something in exchange for your unswerving heart.
13. You look like a relative of my family. What? My dad's son-in-law-Tu Wei's boyfriend Liao.
14. Do you know my weakness? This is your fault.
15. "I want to send a courier near your home" Why? "Because I want to say to you: Hello, your baby has arrived, please marry it."
16. My name is Zhang. What's your name? We are a pair of cygnets.
17. I like wandering very much, but I just want to settle on you.
18. I've been looking for a store recently. Do you know some shops? It's your call.
19. "Everyone wants to sleep with you, but I don't want to." What are you? "I just want to stay in bed with you."
20. How to solve the problem? Only hug you.
Tik Tok's recently popular homophonic sentence II 2 1 for earth love stories. "Can you read palms?" "A little, you need me in your life."
22. I may be fined as soon as I see you, because the deer I hit in my heart was speeding and I blushed myself.
23. You should love sugar, otherwise why is it so sweet?
24. "When will you pay the rent?" "Why do you have to pay the rent?" "Because you have lived in my heart for a long time."
25. "I think I have no future." Why do you say that? "Because I just want greasy money, sleep in your bed and be your wife."
26. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.
27. I like being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk.
28. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
29. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.
30. I have forgotten many things, only you have always been my exclusive memory.
3 1. Guess what kind of meat I like? (pork? ) You are a pet.
32. Sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day. You can say whatever you want, but I'm seriously sad.
33. I have a small mind and can only hold you!
34. Do you know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.
35. "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you.
36. "What do you want for lunch?" I don't know. "I know, you should call it a boyfriend."
37. I want to give you a push and then turn around and run.
38. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
39. To put it bluntly, my mate selection criteria is one word, you.
40. I turned down many people of the opposite sex just to wait for you to be my date.
Tik Tok's most popular and hundreds of millions of simple love stories
Tik Tok's most popular hundreds of millions of unpretentious love stories (I) 1. "Let's eat the whole family bucket" and "So we are a family"
2. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"
I want to buy a piece of land from you. "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."
4.“n 55lw! n paau!” "What do you mean?" "You turn the phone upside down."
5. "Do you want to make your parents happy?" Yeah, "Take me home if you want."
6. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?
7. Do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is a bit bitter, I must add this sugar to you.
8. Whatever you say is in my heart.
9. You should love sugar, otherwise why is it so sweet?
10. I just want to do four things with you every day-three meals a day.
1 1. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.
12. Talking to you is like an exam. I always feel that I didn't do well afterwards.
13. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking on my heart.
14. "I think you are particularly like a game." What game? "My World"
15. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is my heart getting heavier and heavier?"
16. I will become better because of you, but not because of you.
17. I cut my hand. You draw one, too, so that we are a couple.
18. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. ""What? " "I like you very much."
19. Thank you for your time, impartiality, and avoiding the distractions, so that I happened to meet you.
20. Silly girl, you know, I don't trust others to take care of you! What if they really take care of them?
The most popular copy of Tik Tok (Part II) 2 1. Can you protect me like your brother? I can give you my sister.
22. Guess what my horoscope is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.
Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.
24. "I am like a sweater, and my boyfriend is like static electricity." Why? "As soon as you take off your sweater, it will crackle ..."
25. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"
I want to spend my whole life learning Chinese to describe how to love someone.
27. You will be wronged and planted in my hands.
28. "You are so homely." "no" "but you have always stayed in my heart and never moved."
Meeting you in my lifetime is all my luck.
30. I like wandering very much, but I just want to settle on you.
3 1. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?
I tell you, when I think of you, I will smile at this ugly face. When I am quiet, you emerge from my heart, just like Aphrodite emerges from the waves.
33. "I can't get through the security check every time." "They say I have you in my heart."
34. You are just like Google. You have everything I want.
35. What is "how can a mobile phone save electricity"? "By your side!"
36. "Do you know what I want to do?" I don't know. "Your husband, of course."
37. My rent is due. Can I stay in your heart?
38. Little German shepherd and little milk dog, guess what I am? The kind that likes you.
39. "I'm sorry." "You should never say sorry to me, never."
40. How to solve your worries? Only hug you.
Tik Tok's earth love story from super fuel to explosion (commonly used 40 sentences)
The simple love story of Tik Tok from burning oil to explosion-1. You are important, you are important, I am not by your side, you are in my heart.
2. "amusement park, you can ride on it." "What is the rotation of music?" "Trojan Horse" and "A Mu"
Just because I like you, you can do whatever you want!
I never envied anyone when you were with me.
This is beef, this is pork, you are my heart.
6. "I don't think you have met the girl of your dreams." "Huh?" "Look at the phone when it is black."
7. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.
8. I want to beat you up and hug you. I want to ask you why you haven't come to me yet. I am so sad that I am about to sprout.
9. liking you is a very troublesome thing, but I just like getting into trouble.
10. The sky is blue and the sun is round. I hope you are mine.
1 1. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, people will see it and I will hold you.
12. Do you want an apartment or a duplex? Or do you want to love me?
13. My name is Li, and I want to walk into your heart.
14. Are you home yet? No, without you, no place is home.
15. Having me is the pinnacle of your life.
16. What if I lose it? Just call the police. What? Hold me tight.
17. I seem to have ADHD. My heart is pounding at the sight of you.
18. Don't complain, give me a hug.
19. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, do you know when I am happiest?" I don't know. "The day I met you."
20. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.
Tik Tok's Love Story from Super Fuel to Blasting Earth 2 2 1. I want to buy a piece of land from you and buy something in exchange for your unswerving heart.
22. "I really want to tan my skin" Why? "Because I can secretly protect you."
23. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I am afraid of staying up all night if I am not careful."
24. What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.
When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will be pounding.
26. My hand was scratched, and so were you, so we are a couple.
27. Your courier has arrived. What express train? My wishful thinking.
28. It's nice to see what the world is like, and it's also nice to meet you.
29. "The weather is fine today." Well, it's sunny. "Very suitable for running, more suitable for kissing and hugging."
30. Where did you get your good temper? I like you.
3 1. Meeting you is like carrot rain in the rabbit world.
32. You are so insidious that you secretly like me.
33. "I count my fingers, and you lack me in five elements." "I am an attractive man, and you are also attractive."
34. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill.
35. Do you know the happiest number? What is this? It's five o'clock. Why? Let's have a look (after the opponent is five, stretch out his hand and clasp his fingers)
36. Do you smell burning? That's my burning heart for you.
37. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!
38. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?
39. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.
40. All the tweets you read are not as winking at you as I am.
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