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Funny sentences about girls' humorous marriage.

1, married, 18 years old, with a better figure than Yang Guifei, a peach-blossom face, a low level of education, but can read and write, and I really want to find Mr. Ruyi Lang.

2, my family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters, rural hukou, mainly feeding dogs, part-time herding cattle, now looking for a spouse, the following requirements: ghosts don't worry, people don't let dogs go, pigs don't run!

3, online marriage is very popular, I also want to put forward the requirements: the woman's education is low in my family, her income is no different from mine, not too beautiful, the food is superb, and it is important to honor her parents.

4. I am a salt-free woman. I have neither peerless talent nor beautiful appearance. I only have the skill of raising pigs. There are three rooms in my home. I want to recruit my husband. If you are sincere, please don't bother me. Come and raise pigs!

5, golden wedding, silver wedding, unlike modern naked marriage, I have no car, no house and no money, and I look average, with a height of 1.5 meters and an age of 23. If you are interested, don't miss it.