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My own swordsman
One month's dark night of murder, the legendary evil spirits of male and female descended from the sky, disrupting the stable days of Tongfu Inn. Guo Furong has a prominent family background. She was spoiled from childhood and was always covered up by her great warrior father. Since she was a child, she resolutely chose a road of running away from home and wandering the rivers and lakes alone, but she was detained at Tongfu Inn at the first stop and began a hard career as a handyman. ...
2, the shopkeeper condolences to the patient, the waiter cleans up the woman.
Guo dui, who was locked in the shop, was very angry with his acupuncturist and tried to fight him. However, he is always disturbed by Xing Shoutou and Xiao Liu. After trying all the methods, Guo came up with a fatal trap, got trapped and gave him two choices. First, he fought with me. Second, he left here. Bai Zhantang, in a difficult situation, resolutely chose a road of suffering. ...
These guys became slaves, and Mo Xiaobei built eight schools.
Because of Guo's article, Beckham was admitted to Baima Academy and began to go to school. The first day was a disaster. When Mr. Wang came to see you, he was very flustered. Mr. Wang didn't blame him, but praised him, saying that Beckham broke the rules and subverted the authority, and his future was infinite. Children's shopkeeper exulted, listened to Mr. Wang's orders and indulged him. A curse was planted. It was too late when Mr. Wang complained all over. ...
4. Chef Li Dou is nothing but an old lady, and the thief meets the gambling king in vain.
The blind old lady with a big mouth has a relapse. In desperation, in order to reassure her mother, she called herself the champion of Wulin. But when she heard this, she was in a big mood and insisted on coming back with him. After crying, everyone agreed to help with the acting, which became more and more real. My mother fell in love with this place where she could do whatever she wanted and refused to leave anyway. Seeing that this would be a disaster, she was forced to invite the legendary emperor to talk to her. ...
5, Xiuhong has a long way to set up pickpockets, and Guo Furong is obsessed with stealing saints
A little girl who wanted to take a six-door exam mistakenly caught the legendary thief Bai Zhantang. In order to protect himself, Bai Zhantang told an absurd story when he was young. The heroine is the little girl's idol Zhan Hongling. The little girl couldn't sit still before the story was finished. In desperation, she defended her idol, but she was defeated in front of the facts. Idol has been proved to be a liar, but will Six Doors be tested?
6, Yang Huilan tournament recruit husband, Li Dazui recruit dead evil spirit.
Yang Huilan, who is bent on finding a Mr Right, walks around the Jianghu with her hired fake father and tries to get married, claiming that as long as she can beat her in the competition, she will marry her. Big mouth, together with a small conspiracy, but Guo picked up a ready-made cheap, defeated, bent on marrying Guo, how to get rid of it? ...
7. Ask for money, show your talents and vent your personal anger. Lotus prank
In the last contest, Guo owed the scholar two yuan for the registration fee. This scholar is a humble scholar. Wouldn't it be rude if he asked for money? In order to get back the money, the scholar tried everything, but never got what he wanted. On the contrary, he eats everything. In the end, he didn't do anything, but also assumed the style of driving and wanted to fight Guo to the death. Then he knew that the scholar's strange behavior had nothing to do with his charm, and a woman's self-esteem broke out at a critical moment. ...
8. The widow in Qixia Ancient Town is looking for a husband, and it is still like the gathering of people in the inn.
This is a story about memories. Two years ago, Tong shopkeeper just got married here, waiting for the appearance of the groom, but he stumbled into it by mistake and was recognized as the groom by someone who was bent on stealing. Bai struggled with him while trying to take away the dowry. Ji Wuming, Bai's accomplice, was prepared to kill and rob goods, but Bai refused on the grounds that "I am a thief, not a bandit, and I can't choke". The two men had an unprecedented debate about it. ...
9. Tong Xiangyu took great pains, and Mo Xiaobei sleepwalked in the studio.
Beckham was naughty and scolded by everyone, and he felt very dirty. After scolding everyone, he ran away from home. Leaning against the door, I had a strange dream. In the dream, everything is specious, people are still those people, but times have changed. In this strange age, she is no longer a little girl who is cared and loved by everyone. Comparing the two, I found that everyone cares about themselves so much that a warm current will come from the bottom of my heart. ...
10, strong and timid, grasping the head and drinking hard liquor, being as kind to the scholar as a mountain and stealing leftovers.
In two days, it will be the memorial day of the scholar's ancestors. According to the ancestral training, a scholar who needs to open a warehouse and release grain is penniless, that is, he must obey the ancestral training and not lose himself. what should he do ? With a sharp mouth, the scholar came up with a deadly trick and threw his filial piety and conscience into the torrent of swill ... When the stars were heavy, he realized the truth that "a full man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry" ... 1 1, an ordinary ten-year-old girl coquetry and fighting, and throwing things away.
Tong shopkeeper ordered Guo to smash a red chamber across the hall. As compensation, Tongfu Inn is responsible for taking care of Hu Shiniang, a guest performer invited by a Red House in Yangzhou. After the arrival of Du Shiniang with a bad habit, the store was frightened, and the shopkeeper was finally fed up. When she was ready to drive it away, she found that she had eloped with Bai Zhantang. ...
12. The aggrieved person pretended to be a traitor and begged the business owner for leniency.
The red building opposite is delicious and cheap, and it has taken away all the business of Tongfu Inn. Tong shopkeeper learned from this lesson, ordered his big mouth to study recipes, and vowed to take back the lost guests. His big mouth was forced to do nothing. Egged on by everyone, he came up with a strange dish that was difficult to swallow. Tong shopkeeper gladly accepted it. Just as he was puzzled, a cow ran into the gable of a red chamber, and all the guests gathered at Tongfu Inn to prepare for dinner. ...
13, strive for self-esteem, be a writer, and set the overall situation for Xiang Yu.
Bai Zhantang's hand was injured, and Tong's shopkeeper took good care of it. He also carefully brought a joke and read it with him. The bursts of laughter upstairs made Guo and the scholar miserable, so he also laughed and wanted to compete with the upstairs, but his big mouth did not know why, and he laughed wildly and was teased by Guo and the scholar, hurting his self-esteem. After several times of bullying, his big mouth finally got angry and yelled-I can't read, who am I afraid of? ...
14, Xing Touyong cracked the case of killing chickens, and Yan Xiaoliu pushed the anti-thief law.
A cock with a big mouth and a red tail was killed by Bai Zhantang. In order to celebrate the second anniversary of his promotion, the head catcher Xing devoted himself to solving the case. In the process of solving the case, everyone was included in the scope of suspicion, which eventually caused public outrage. After being robbed, the criminal captors fought back, and the more dangerous it was, the more dangerous it became. Finally, he characterized the case as the most organized and planned case since the founding of the People's Republic of China. ...
15, Lei Laowu sneaked into the county government, and the boy shopkeeper got into a dead end.
Lei Laowu, a grave robber, suddenly saw a jade brand of "stealing saints" hanging around the neck of the shopkeeper, thinking that she was the legendary thief, so he stole the jade brand overnight and hid it behind the flat forehead of the yamen. Let's steal it together. Whoever steals first gets the thief's name. Bai Zhantang accepted the challenge, but unexpectedly, Lei's property had dug a tunnel to the yamen. ...
16, a tourist trap of trying to sell goods to shopkeepers by playing tricks to deceive booksellers.
The scholar wrote a novel called Legend of Wulin. Xiaoguo felt very good after reading it, so he wanted to package it into a generation of best-selling writers, and he could also profit from it and raise money to redeem it. Disembarking, the bookseller was not interested, and the proposed amendments almost made the scholar angry. At this time, it is too late to regret. According to the contract, the breach of contract should be compensated for three thousand two hundred pieces of silver, and the scholar was blindsided at once. ...
17, Mo Xiaobei is a beginner of Hengshan School, and Qian Furen will be a Tongfu store.
Three swordsmen from Hengshan Sect came to the store and wanted to take Beckham back as a head. Tong shopkeeper strongly disagreed, but Beckham's soul was hooked by sugar-coated haws, and he agreed privately without considering it. Seven days later, the heads of six sects and heroes from all walks of life gathered at Tongfu Inn to celebrate the new head's accession to the throne. Beckham didn't react at this time. Facts have proved that this is not a joke. ...
18, Yan Xiaoliu was drunk and arrested, and Guo Furong was infatuated.
Captain Xing is going to Beijing on business. Please take care of Xiao Liu, especially don't give him drinks. Bai Zhantang didn't believe it, so he poured Liu half a bowl, and personally realized the horror of drinking crazily. After the chaos, Xiao Liuhe and Guo were handcuffed to the stairs. Who dares to cuff the yamen? That's not bad? Small six, the feeling be nasty under, let the people give their own reasons, really can't give it out, just handcuff everyone back. ...
19, Li Dazui practiced hard to lower the dragon's palm, and Guo Furong could not escape from life and death.
Mouth is always away these days, and the kitchen is always locked. Everyone is curious. When they opened the kitchen, they found a pile of martial arts equipment inside. Bai Zhantang followed Dazui up the mountain to explore and found that he could powder the slate with one hand. When Dazui came back, they questioned him, but they couldn't ask anything. All they know is that the big mouth, which has become a divine power, is about to leave here and wander the rivers and lakes. ...
20. Spippy Housanhun Inn, the heroine Furong organizes the Chinese New Year.
These days, Tong's shopkeeper became suspicious. First, he lost his kitchen knife. Then, in the middle of the night, a shrill scream came from her room. The next day, the lost kitchen knife appeared again with blood on it. After that, the shopkeeper slipped seven or eight times. Every time he goes out, he carries a small burden in his arms, and an appalling murder and dismemberment case gradually surfaced. ...
2 1, commit suicide, see a witch, gamble and blame Xiaoguo for teaching martial arts.
Wang Shaoxiong joined a time tour group and came to this era to see the true colors of the legendary Mo Xiaobei. Who knows, he came a few years early. At this time, Beckham was only a ten-year-old girl. Wang Shaoxiong was in trouble and spent so much money, so he wanted to ask her for help. Therefore, this trip is in vain. When he regretted it, Bai Zhantang accidentally discovered his time travel, huh? What's this ...
22. Children's shopkeepers like willow fruit, and Jiang Xiao is angry and heartless.
When Lou Zhifu came back from visiting relatives in Guangdong, he gave a durian to every big taxpayer. The shopkeeper didn't know what it was and asked around. The learned scholar claimed that it was a work of art expressing "benevolence". Tong shopkeeper believed it, so he bought an antique shelf and put durian in the most conspicuous place. When I was showing off to everyone, the durian at the shopkeeper's house exploded. ...
23. The cook selling smuggled salt was questioned, and he changed his identity and caught it stealthily.
Li Dazui is greedy for money and makes smugglers buy salt. As a result, the smuggler was caught and he escaped the net. In order to catch the real buyer, Xiao Liuhe and Tong shopkeeper discussed and went undercover in the store. At the same time, he sent Bai Zhantang as a catcher for several days. After hard undercover, Feidan didn't catch the buyer, but recruited a little red from Tongzhou to rob the prison. This man is so skilled that a sword can stab several flies, so Xiao Liu was forced to pick up a long-lost steel knife. ...
24. The fortune teller's practice was discovered, and Guo Furong's face was disfigured.
After experiencing danger, Xiao Guo and the scholar finally got married. The moonlight is bright, and Guo Wenxiu didn't like her at the beginning. The scholar told the real reason, remember the fortune teller last time ... Guo was furious with the scholar's scribbled answer and kicked him off the roof. The scholar was lying on the ground, talking affectionately about the true meaning of fate. ...
On the 25th, Tong's father angrily married an unfilial daughter and mistakenly married a heartless person.
The boy's shopkeeper's father came and ordered the girl to leave everything behind and go back to Hanzhong with him. The feeling be nasty under, they thought of an emergency plan, let Bai Zhantang pretend to propose, to take good care of xiang yu for a lifetime at such a time, dad, decided to hold a wedding immediately, and then go back on our word, which time? Dad has made all the preparations and is waiting to see them worship heaven and earth. ...
26, asking for a divorce, Xiaoguo is heartbroken with expectation, and it is heartbreaking to think of a beautiful woman and a scholar.
Guo married by mistake, although it was a fake marriage, but the scholar was resentful and jealous, and finally the man lost everything. In order to comfort the scholar, Guo asked Lao Bai to divorce himself. Lao Bai played tricks and refused. Guo tried his best, but he didn't get a divorce certificate. On the one hand, the old white smirk, on the other hand, the scholar's sad eyes. What should she do? ...
27. Lao Xing, who joined the Beggars' Sect, lost his official position and was promoted to a junior six official.
Captain Xing came back from Beijing. He had to beg all the way because he was robbed by a thief on the road. Most importantly, he joined the beggar's gang. If the yamen knew this, he would not be an official. Knowing this secret, Xiaomi, who was also in the Beggars' Sect, tried every means to extort money and stripped the head of the punishment. Finally, the head of the punished team was finally fed up and admitted his mistake in public. At this point, in the face of him, not just demoted. ...
28. Qian Furen's greed for money was fatal, and Mo Xiaobei reported it in a rage.
Qian Furen has been planning to embezzle Tongfu Inn. Just as Beckham was picking poisonous mushrooms from the mountain, Qian Furen made a mistake, ate poisonous mushrooms and pretended to be dead, and let the money shopkeeper play it by ear in an attempt to blackmail. The money shopkeeper was unwilling and afraid to turn against his wife, so he had to fight hard and began to deal with people in the store. Only then did he find that the sinister environment and the cruelty of reality far exceeded his imagination. ...
29. San Lu can't beat Ji Wuming, and the shopkeeper can't beat HongLing.
Ji Wuming escaped from prison because of the Beijing earthquake. According to reliable sources, he is likely to appear here. They were frightened, packed their bags and prepared to escape. Just downstairs, it was blocked by Ji Wuming. Fortunately, Xiaoji has lost his memory at this time, and the only purpose of his return here is to find his long-lost memory. When he finally recalled everything, the clumsy scholar was trapped in the corner alone. ...
30. Tong left his hometown to wander the rivers and lakes and went home to visit his parents.
Tong's manned brother has come to deliver the dowry. By the way, he wanted to persuade Bai Zhantang to go back to Hanzhong and help him take over the escort agency, but he wanted to travel the Jianghu alone. Of course, this idea was opposed by my sister, but no matter how to persuade, my brother just wouldn't listen. Finally, he had to talk to Guo about it. See, this is what happens when you wander the rivers and lakes. My brother looked at the suffering Guo and was very sympathetic. He decided to free him from his pain. ...
3 1, fools miss, vinegar shopkeeper makes things difficult for Zhu.
After Guo left, the scholar couldn't eat or drink, and almost became evil. The shopkeeper boy saw it in his eyes and was anxious in his heart, so he had to hold a ceremony to forget his ancestors for the scholar. At the same time, Beckham picked up a sunflower that looked like a smiling face, which evoked memories of Bai Zhantang's fear. When the scholar chose not to forget, the horrible memory that made Bai Zhantang fidget finally appeared. ...
Put your cooking skills into pieces. When you meet a good talent, Zhuge will pass on the mantle.
Those incomparable skillful hands turned the cooking of big mouth into a joke. After several considerations, the shopkeeper finally decided to let Dazui stop cooking and replace it with various trivial and boring jobs. At the same time, Zhuge, a chef who just retired from Beijing, appeared in front of Dazui, determined to accept him as an apprentice, on the condition that Dazui must make dishes that satisfy everyone. ...
33. Visitors from the western regions want to escape from Guanzhong in the summer and get involved in the adventure of stealing saints to save the quality.
Ji Wuming's younger brother is from the Western Regions, and his sole purpose is to avenge his brother. In the dark, the Guanzhong warrior was kidnapped by Ji together with Wushuang, and threatened to hand over the stolen ironclad evidence or kill the ticket. In desperation, Xiao Liu suggested that Bai Zhantang temporarily pretend to be the legendary ... stealing saints!
Mo Xiaobei was invited to Hengshan Mountain and took the wrong person, thinking that the scholar was in trouble.
David Beckham's brother Lu Yiming came from Hengshan and invited him to start a business in Huiheng. Tong shopkeeper tried to dissuade him, but he couldn't shake Beckham's greedy and playful heart. In order to keep Beckham, everyone tried their best to try together and finally failed. At the same time, the scholar and unparalleled, who just entered the ambiguous state, also announced their breakup at the wrong time. Just before Beckham left, Tong shopkeeper gave her a topic that she would never forget. ...
Tong Xiangyu destroyed the ancient sword spectrum by mistake, and the old painter made Hengshan sword.
Brother Lu left a copy of Hengshan sword spectrum, which was only seen in the world, but was accidentally thrown into the well by the shopkeeper boy. In order to make up for this mistake, shopkeeper Tong had no choice but to find a painter with him and forge a fake sword score. But in the process, he discovered a secret that had been hidden for a long time. Beckham's great grandfather, the founder of Hengshan School, turned out to be that kind of person. ...
When Nemesis stole the saint's travel trap, the three scholars tried to break his soul.
Zhuifengwuying is Guo's third brother and one of The Four Assassins. When he appeared in front of the timid Bai Zhantang, the apparent calm would change. Scholar and unparalleled, re-entered the ambiguous state, but was broken by Guo's unexpected arrival. How would a man, two women and a scholar choose? In the face of God's arrest, will Bai Zhantang remain silent or will he run away?
I don't want Xiao Guo to fight for genius, and I don't want to travel around the world like a genius.
After a short separation, the scholar knows how to cherish it better, but Xiao Guo is uneasy about his accident. The relationship between the two seems impossible to return to the original point. In order to defend his love, Guo finally put forward the idea of draft, because he couldn't bear it anymore. Under the eyes of the public, the war between two women is imminent. ...
38. Invite Beckham to Hengshan to hold the wrong person for the fallen scholar.
Beckham's husband went home for the Mid-Autumn Festival, but he didn't report it. He also made an appointment with his classmates to go fishing without authorization. After being arrested, Beckham never repented and spoke ill of him. In order to give her a long memory, the shopkeeper suggested that Beckham should be the shopkeeper for three days. Within three days, as long as he can earn three taels of silver, he will leave her alone. David Beckham accepted the challenge happily. ...
39. Lv Xiucai's reason is intolerance, and Guo Furong suffers from moon cakes.
Before leaving, Wu Shuang once asked Xiaoguo to hand over a hand-sewn dress to the scholar. However, Xiao Guo was jealous and secretly detained this dress. Later, when the truth came out, the scholar flew into a rage and broke up. In order to save his love, Guo made a heinous move ... As the Mid-Autumn Festival approached, the money shopkeeper asked for custom-made moon cakes, which were unique in the world. After thinking hard, he made mooncakes into hamburgers. ...
40. Celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival, dream of a day trip, and have a reunion at the bitter inn.
On the night of Mid-Autumn Festival, everyone is homesick and depressed. Xiao Guo thought that if she hadn't come here, she would be a generation of women now. Mouth said, if I were a catcher, I might be the four hunters now. Bai Zhantang thinks that if he had studied medical skills, he would be a generation of imperial doctors now. Everyone's hypothesis, at a beautiful moment, dreams come true. ...
4 1 infatuation meets dreamer, and confused woman meets kitchen knife door for the first time.
Yang Huilan, a dream lover with a big mouth, suddenly came and brought the legendary black iron kitchen knife, each of which was sold for three taels of silver. Dazui was eager to pick up girls, so he borrowed money from everyone and bought three kitchen knives. After the transaction is completed, the person who is told to be a kitchen knife door cannot leave for life. At this time, he realized that this was a big scam. The man at the kitchen knife door turned out to be Wang. ...
42 Yan Xiaoliu staged a maze, and thousands of people showed their true bodies.
The official seal of the yamen in the 46 th county of Guanzhong was stolen overnight, and the wall also read: the thief of saints came here to visit. According to reliable sources, the next target of stealing saints is Qixia town. In order to get out of trouble, Lu magistrate put the official seal on Xiao Liu, who was desperate and lived in Tongfu Inn, waiting with everyone to steal the saint's hand. ...
The evil mother-in-law led many people to make trouble in the bridal chamber, and the good daughter-in-law was abused black and blue.
Bai Sanniang wants to take him to the Jianghu, and the shopkeeper spared no effort to keep him ... We are married. Bai Sanniang was skeptical and arranged a special wedding night. The next day, after a mistake that shouldn't have happened, Bai Sanniang, as her mother-in-law, launched a cruel bullying and endless test on the poor shopkeeper boy. ...
44 Lv Xiucai mistakenly accepted bloodthirsty people, and Bai Zhantang spoke his mind on his deathbed.
Ji Wuming's master, Gongsun Wulong, is the highest martial artist in the world. When he suddenly appeared in front of us, the scholar had nowhere to run. After a round, Gongsun Wulong prostrated himself before the scholar-he came to atone! How does a murderous demon with blood on his hands abandon evil and turn over a new leaf? This seemingly impossible task is given to the trembling hands of scholars. ...
The wanted man instantly became a sick man and the prisoner turned over a new leaf.
Bai Zhantang unexpectedly won a gold medal for exemption from punishment, and suddenly he was full of energy and triumphant. In order to realize his long-cherished wish many years ago, he decided to go around the legendary yamen ... Unfortunately, before he entered the door, he was regarded as a rabies patient because of a misunderstanding. After many twists and turns, he successfully escaped from prison with his cellmate, only to find that the gold medal for exemption read-jailbreaker, jailbreaker.
46 Mysterious guests visited Qixia Town at night, and Mo Zhangmen fought bloody battles in Deng Shi Street.
Beckham received a belated invitation and missed the opportunity to discuss swords with Huashan, the master of martial arts. As soon as there was any movement, Yue Songtao, the head of Huashan Sect, called to visit. Only then did I know that the so-called Huashan sword theory was to recommend the leader of the Wuyue Sect, and the heads of several other swordsmen had been beheaded by the cruel Yue Songtao. Therefore, the leaders of Wuyue School will choose between Yue Songtao and Beckham. A bloody battle in the street, officially started. ...
The reunion of little sisters is a secret signal, and the old couple are friends in need.
Tong shopkeeper's childhood playmate suddenly came. Without a few words, I found that Han Juan's temperament changed greatly and she married into a rich family. She is no longer the simplicity of her girlhood. The shopkeeper was greatly angered by the wild talk, and his face was swollen and fleshy, pulling everyone to the end. After two rounds, the shopkeeper was exhausted and defeated. When he was desperate, he suddenly found that Han Juan had some kind of affair with the old servant around him. ...
48. The prodigal son makes an offer freely, and the poor brothers run the martial arts school in partnership.
Bai Zhantang realized that he wanted a house without a house, wanted money without money, and wanted to marry Tong Xiangyu, which seemed unreliable, so he wanted to go out and earn some money before making his next move. The shopkeeper won't let him go. At Guo's suggestion, the shopkeeper suggested that he come up with a plan to make money first, otherwise he would not give money. In the process of preparing the plan, the scholar also realized the importance of money. As soon as the two brothers get together, we will open the martial arts school. ...
49 Murong Yan interviewed Mo Zhangmen, and Lv Xiucai defined the real chivalrous man.
Wan Li, a special contributor to Jianghu Monthly, came to interview the legendary head of Wuyue. When Beckham was proud, he found that Ms. Murong didn't seem to be authentic, and all she said was conspiracy and shady truth. After some discussion, everyone decided to send a scholar to the senior reporter to see what a real warrior is. ...
50 sentences catching the head turned into a handyman, and Yan Xiaoliu showed his true feelings when he left.
The criminal captor, who has always been ruthless in eating and drinking, suddenly changed his face in just a few days and turned himself into a righteous and awe-inspiring public servant. After people's investigation and inquiry, it is known that there is a new job opportunity in Shilipu, and the criminal arrest head will face severe supervision. In order to get a new job, the criminal arresting head conducted a three-day reform experiment in the inn. ...
5 1 the flower picker unexpectedly appeared, and the tiger nephew acted as a matchmaker to pay off the debt.
Three months ago, Wushuang accidentally saved a cat, which brought endless troubles to everyone. Just as everyone was trying to eradicate this harm, Xiao Liu came to report that a flower thief had recently appeared. He had just finished spreading evil in Shili and would come to Qixia Town in these two days. In order to save for a rainy day, everyone tried their best, but people were not as good as the sky, and the flower thief appeared as scheduled. The shopkeeper boy, who was kept in the dark, stepped into the abyss of danger. ...
52 children's stone tasted love for the first time, and Zhu devoted himself to six doors.
After Tong Shi and Wu Shuang met, they were both in an ambiguous state, and no one dared to say love. The onlookers were impatient and came up with all kinds of bad ideas, trying to dress Tong Shi up as a decent person. I didn't expect it to backfire One like you, who has a good impression on the stone, became less and less fond of the stone after they helped him several times, and finally broke up. ...
Strictly abide by the head and make a top secret order, and the assistant minister Bao has to take care of it.
Wu Shuang is new. In order to show his official prestige, Wei Liu Wu Shuang Jr. made a series of unreliable rules, which brought him and Wu Shuang a lot of trouble. At the same time, Mr. Bao from Yunnan and the Happy Exhibition Hall in Beijing passed by, and were accidentally put down by Xiao Liuhe and tied up. It was soon discovered that Lord Bao turned out to be an imperial adult, and it was too late to apologize. ...
The prisoner escaped from Tongfu Hall, and the black man rescued Qin prisoner overnight.
In order to get rid of the furious Lord Bao, people in the shop tried several ways, but they never got what they wanted. After several rounds, they came up with one last vicious move, which finally frightened Lord Bao and prepared to escape. The process of Bao's escape is even more bumpy. When they finally succeeded in deceiving Lord Bao, Xiaomi, who was unlucky enough to have a sense of justice, was sent back. ...
The 55-year-old shopkeeper was reduced to 16 aunts, and Bao adults spent their wedding night happily.
Lord Bao finally failed to make it. When he saw through everyone's tricks, he simply stayed at Tongfu Inn. After the last round of fighting with everyone, Bao won a great victory. He wanted to marry the shopkeeper boy and let him be his sixteen aunts, otherwise the people in the shop would face endless troubles and lawsuits. After careful consideration, Tong agreed to Lord Bao. ...
56 exhibition guards released real assassins in private, so don't fake undercover.
When preparing for Bao and Tong's wedding, I was so angry that I broke down. At the same time, the assassin sent by Cao Gong, the official of the East Factory, is going to assassinate Bao's adult. Fortunately, he did not succeed. At this time, I realized that Lord Bao's official had been bought, and I had fallen into a big conspiracy. Bao Gong's whole family was killed by Cao Gong. At this time, Bao, like others, had no way out. ...
57 Li Dazui pretends to be crazy and sells silly eggs, and the child shopkeeper holds a banquet.
In order to take a few days off to go back to see his mother, Dazui tried every means, but Tong was not allowed to take a vacation. Mouth was desperate. When he was desperate, he mistakenly thought that the guy in the shopkeeper's house next door was crazy, not only eating and drinking, but also not working. Big mouth saw such a good thing, then copied it as it is, and installed a madman. As a result, Xiao Liu was arrested as a real madman ...
The 58-year-old appeared in Qixia town, and the elder sister could not understand her anger.
Because everyone cheated, Dazui got all the questions right and was taken back to the yamen for trial by Xiao Liu as a pervert killer. After bitter persuasion and some struggle, Xiao Liu gave up, and his mouth was handcuffed, but he didn't have a key. Everyone tried their best to help Mouth unload the cangue, but it got tighter and tighter, and he almost died. At a critical juncture, Xiao Liu finally found his conscience and came back to help, only to find that the keyhole had been blocked. ...
59 children's shopkeeper died in the west, and sleeping beauty turned into a fire phoenix.
The young hands of Tong shopkeeper spread environmentalism to everyone. In order to get rid of entanglement, Tong pretended to fall down and lay in bed, becoming a sleepless vegetable. They don't know the truth, and they are impatient. Said all kinds of sweet words in the child's ear. Tong was very excited, but he didn't want to wake up in time. One side wants to pretend to sleep, and the other side wants to wake up. They tried their best to wage a fierce tug-of-war ...
Li Dazui became a robber, and Tong Xiangyu abandoned his lover.
After eating ginseng for thousands of years, the child became angry and became a warm-blooded youth. Under the action of drugs, Tong made a series of perverse actions, which made everyone miserable. Guo sweeps the street, Beckham distributes leaflets, and the scholar can read. In the process, Dazui went door to door to visit the widowed old man. Because of his improper words and deeds, Dazui was regarded as a robber and was in danger. ...
6 1 ex-girlfriend checks private money, and outsiders know the risk of mistakes.
In a rage, Tong and Bai parted. After breaking up, both of them regretted it, but because of face, neither one would say anything. Everyone in the shop is in the eye and anxious. They want to help, but they don't know where to start. In order to save face, they taught all kinds of unreliable strange tricks to the scholars, but they never worked. After a series of misunderstandings, Tong and Bai finally got a chance to sit down face to face and began to check Bai's private funds. ...
Old love is a thing of the past, and new love faces a bleak life.
After several misunderstandings and blows, Bai Hetong's feelings finally came to an end. After careful consideration, Bai chose to leave. The next morning, with a broken heart, Tong gritted his teeth to welcome a new life. As a shopkeeper, she doesn't want men to see her vulnerable side. As a woman, she thought that by saying a few strong words, she could temporarily forget her pain. Her stubborn personality made her choose a very dangerous new waiter. ...
Bai Zhantang returned to his old place, and Tong Xiangyu tortured the new waiter.
They have some doubts about the new waiter. After children's discipline, they finally decided to put aside their prejudices and accept the couple again. Only Beckham insisted and decided to wait until Bai Zhantang came back. After staying in the store for a few days, the new waiter who turned out to be a mountain thief knew all about the situation in the store and was ready to start looting that night. When Beckham learned the truth, no one believed her and was worried. Mountain thieves arrived as scheduled. ...
Bai Zhantang was involved in unjust imprisonment, and Wang Doudou ran his legs for love.
When Wang Doudou, who looks like Bai Zhantang, came, everyone thought he was Bai Zhantang, until Xiao Liuhe told you that Bai Zhantang was arrested in Shilipu. Tong went to visit the prison and was worried. After some consideration, Tong decided to go to Beijing for rescue. And Wang Doudou's performance is very strange. In order to prevent children from doing stupid things, he played two roles by himself, running errands upstairs and downstairs. ...
The waiter suffers from amnesia, and the old lover sends acacia thousands of miles away.
In an unguarded moment, Bai Zhantang hit the back of his head against the wall. In order to be lazy, he lied that he had a concussion. In order to punish him, they came up with a wonderful method. After Bai Zhantang was shocked, everyone lied that they had never known this person, and Bai Zhantang wanted to collapse ... The next day, Bai Zhantang's old lover showed it to HongLing and drank it for 30 days, revealing his feelings in the dialogue. She escaped from the wedding just to see the white side. ...
66 Guo Qiangwei spread rumors, and Yan Xiaoliu sacrificed to Wahiri at night.
When they came back from their visit to Yang Guang Mansion, they found that the shop was empty. Just as they were in a hurry, Guo's cousin suddenly appeared, and she also escaped from home, intending to learn from her sister. After several conversations, everyone realized that Guo lied to his sister and boasted that he was a giant when he came home last time. When the truth came out, his sister revealed a secret that frightened Guo. ...
In 67, Lv Xiucai became an acupuncturist, and Guo Furong returned to his hometown with a grudge.
Guo's father is going to see his daughter. In order to make Xiu stand up straight in front of his father, Guo said to the scholar
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