Are there any funny jokes?

1 Tomato A and Tomato B go shopping. Suddenly, a truck rushed out and ran over tomato A. Tomato B pointed to tomato A and laughed: "Ha ha ha!" "

Once upon a time, there was a swordsman. His heart was cold, his sword was cold and his hands were cold, so he froze to death. ...

A sausage in the refrigerator feels very cold. Then I looked at the other one next to me and felt a little comforted. I said, "Look at you, frozen like this, covered in ice!" " "As a result, the root of the tree said," Sorry, I'm a popsicle. "

Two bananas are walking on the road. The banana in front felt very hot, so he took off his pajamas and the banana in the back fell. ...

The teacher played a Beethoven tune. Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know what the teacher plays?" Xiaohua replied, "Piano."

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

There is a hide-and-seek club whose leader has not been found yet.

One day, when I was walking, my feet felt sore. I looked down-I stepped on a lemon.

A man caught a squid and the squid said, "Let me go!" " "The man said," I'll test you a few questions. If you get it right, I'll let you go. "Squid said happily," take the exam! ""So the man roasted the squid. ...

10 A: "What is that man doing?" B: "He's shaking." A: "Why is he shaking?" B: "He's cold." A: "Oh, shivering won't be cold." B: "…"

There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, when he was crossing the street, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Gung!" " Since then, it has become a cucumber. ...

12 The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution. The classmate replied, "Make the lunch box blue."

13 Walking along the road, I suddenly found something on the ground. As soon as he bowed his head ... it was broken!

14 One day, A picked up a mirror and looked at it and said, "The people here are familiar." B said, "Really? Let me see. Oh, my God! I don't even know you? "

15 One day, mung beans jumped from the fifth floor and killed themselves. They shed a lot of blood and turned into red beans. It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.

16 one day, a gentleman went to a very stingy restaurant to eat and found that the plates on the table were wet. He shouted, "waiter, this plate is wet!" " The waiter replied, "Here is your soup, sir." "

17 Xiao Ming asked, "Which cartoon character is always in the dark?" Xiaoli shook her head, and Xiaoming replied, "It's a robot cat's dream, because it can't see its fingers."

18 Mom asked Xiaoming, "Have you finished reading the book? There will be an exam tomorrow. " Xiao Ming replied, "Mom, I finished reading it." Mother praised: "Then you must do well in the exam tomorrow." Xiao Ming cried and said, "I mean,' Mom, I think it's over.' "

19 Friends are guests, get up and leave. "Let's go after dinner!" "No, I have something to do." "What's so urgent that you don't even eat?" "Eat!"

Tomato A and Tomato B go shopping. B asked, "Where are we going?" A doesn't answer. B asked again, "Where are we going?" A turned to B and said, "We are tomatoes. How can we talk? "

2 1 Put a notebook on the desk first, and then put your head on the notebook. Well, this is my gift to you-a notebook to buffer your brain.

The bear quarreled with the ghost. The bear said, "Look, you look like a ghost." The ghost said, "Speak of others. Look at your bear. "

Coke and Sprite are having a barbecue. Sprite wanted Coke to take down the salt bottle and called him, "Coke! Coke! ! Coke! ! ! "Coke said impatiently," Drink it yourself and don't play with me! " "

Xiaoli asks Xiaoming, "Which hand do you use to stir the coffee?" Xiao Ming replied: "Right hand." Xiaoli said, "You are really something. You are not afraid of scalding. I use a spoon. "

Once upon a time, there was a horse. It ran into the sea. So, it becomes a "hippocampus"! Another friend of this horse fell into the river in order to find the horse that fell into the sea. Later it became a "hippo"! The third horse is a white one. In order to find two missing friends, it came to a city with chaotic traffic. I was run over by several cars in a row, resulting in several black stripes on the car body. Turns out to be a zebra.

One day, a beef tendon pill was walking on the road and suddenly shouted, "Oh, I have a cramp!" " "

Bad news: A man fell off the plane. Good news: He brought a parachute. Bad news: the parachute is broken. Good news: There is a haystack below. Bad news: There is a dung fork on the haystack. Good news: he didn't fall on the dung fork. Bad news: He didn't fall on the haystack either.