Bet (joke: 6)

A father and son make a bet from time to time.

That night, a family of four sat around the dark stove.

Sauron's hook hung a small iron pot filled with boiling powder.

The eldest son, oppressed by hunger all afternoon, drank the wind, sat in a chair, held chopsticks in his hand, and kept shooting at the delicious pot surface with his eyes.

Just as he was about to start work, his father stopped him.

"Wait a minute!" Then he leaned down and pointed to his second son and said, "You can finish this pot tonight, and you can rest for three days without working!" "

The second son, bent over after a long period of high-intensity labor, has sore feet and hands, which is delicious. At the sight of his father gambling with himself and food, he was almost drooling with joy.

"Really?" Delicious a little don't believe it, roll your eyes and ask dad.

"When a word is spoken, it is hard to catch up!" The host of the family concluded: "Dare to gamble? Dare to gamble and eat! "

Before the word "dare" is finished, the food has reached the mouth.

Two long faces are jealous and four upturned eyes are floating. A cigarette effort turned the iron pot upside down.

The food that rushed into my stomach growled: I will raise you to death without my consent! Support you to death!

The family watched helplessly as the delicious stomach swelled, grew taller and the veins stood out, and danger came. ...

An hour passed and three people were busy rubbing his stomach. Still in pain, he kept shouting: ABBA! Dad!

Every time I shouted "ABBA", the betting master replied straight away: Don't be afraid, there is a father! Don't be afraid, dad is here!

Crying in pain, helpless answer ... call the hospital, it should be in the ward.

Father and son bet to the hospital. And:

The timing of this bet is really accurate: it is exactly three days!

Note: This story happened in the late 1970s. Hunger and food and clothing plague millions of farmers in Qian Qian.

Written on the evening of April 6th 1 1 1, 2065438.