Princess English joke

Tang Priest: Wukong, you are so naughty. I told you not to throw things around. How could you ... you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if you hit a child? Even if you can't hit children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants!

The Monkey King, you are so naughty! I told you, but you didn't listen to me. You threw away your stick. Pandora's box is a treasure. You threw it away. It will pollute the environment! You'll hurt the child! If you don't have children, you will hurt plants.

Tang Priest: What?

What's the matter?

Wukong: Let go!

Let me go.

Tang Priest: Do you want it? Wukong, how can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ……

Do you want it? Say it if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I am glad that you still have to say it. Take it! Do you really like it? Really?

Wukong: I am Kao! (Wukong punches down the Tang Priest. )

Guanyin: Huh? create a tremendous uproar ...

The Monkey King ...

Wukong: Did everyone see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day. It seems that there is a fly, hum … sorry, not one, but a bunch of flies around you, hum … hum … fly to your ear, help, help! (Wukong falls to the ground and rolls around in great pain. )

Look, this guy has been talking, and we don't know what he is talking about. He wandered around like a fly. Sorry, it's not a fly. That's a swarm of flies flying around your ear ... into your brain. Help! Help!

Wukong: So I caught the fly, crushed its stomach, pulled out its intestines, and then grabbed its neck with its intestines and pulled it hard, heh! The whole tongue is sticking out! I'll start over! The whole world is clean. Now everyone understands why I killed him!

So I caught the fly. Open its belly. Take out its intestines. Wrap its intestines around its neck. Then I pulled my intestines tightly. Everybody, your tongue is sticking out. I cut with a blade! Wow! All the people remained silent. Now you know why ... why I want to kill people.