1 words of jokes in mathematics.

1 said to 1, "Dude, you are eating eggs!

8 said to 3, "Dude, you started plastic surgery!

2 said to 7, "Dude, how can you not wear shoes?

9 said to 6, "Dude, how can you stand handstand skillfully?

7 said to 2, "Dude, why are you old? Bend over!

111 said to 1, "Dude, why don't you have anything to eat?

said to 1, "Dude, why do you just eat fried dough sticks?

5 said to 6, "Dude, can you stop arguing?

One day, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "What is 1+1?"

Xiao Ming said, "I don't know!"

The teacher said, "Go home and ask your parents."

Xiao Ming went home and asked his father, who was looking at the stock. Xiao Ming said, "How much is Dad 1+1?" "It has gone up." Xiao Ming asked his mother again, and her mother was reading a book and said, "Clinton." Xiao Ming went to ask grandpa again. Grandpa was singing and said, "Forward! Forward! " Xiao Ming went to ask his brother again. His brother was eating sorbet and said, "How cool!" " Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again. She was dating and said, "Dear, let's go together!" "

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "What is 1+1?" Xiao Ming said, "It has gone up!" The teacher said angrily, "Who told you!" Xiao Ming said, "Clinton!" The teacher said to Xiaoming, "Stand behind!" Xiao Ming said, "Go forward! Forward! " After class, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "How did it taste?" Xiao Ming said, "It's so cool!" The teacher said, "Go to my office!" Xiao Ming said, "honey, let's go together!" "

There is a hair salon near the school, with 12 yuan for washing, cutting and blowing and 1 yuan for washing and blowing.

One day, a classmate ran to ask, "Is it 2 yuan for a single cut?"

The boss turned green after hearing this: "Get out of here ..."

It seems that the child is good at math.

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I will test you on your debut.

1 = 5

2 = 1

3 = 15

4 = 2

5 = how much?

Teacher: This is very simple, of course, it is equal to 25.

Xiaoming: You are so stupid, let me teach you, it is equal to 5. Because 1=5 .. Haha

Today, you can use a Greek letter to indicate that there is α (alpha) β (beta) γ (gamma)

So

9 said to 3, besides you, it's still you.

god replied: 4 said to 2, I am still 2 except 2.

It is said that people with good Chinese are generally literate;

People with good history are generally knowledgeable;

People with good geography are generally cautious;

People with good English are generally cheerful;

People with good biology are generally dexterous;

People who are good at physics are generally intelligent;

People who are good at chemistry are generally optimistic;

People who are good at sports are generally courageous;

People with good politics are generally persistent;

people with good computers are generally fashionable;

People who are good at math are generally abnormal.