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Do you know what flowers bloom in spring?
2. Many times, if you don't say it, I won't say it. In this way, when you stand still and think about it, it will change.
The glory of life lies not in never failing, but in being able to pounce again and again.
4. Online banking is really convenient. You don't have to run the bank in cold weather. Turn on the computer directly at home and you will find that there is still no money in the bank card.
5. Catkin flies, elm falls, butterflies say goodbye to falling rape petals, and pea flowers become fat and green tender pods.
6. Spring is coming! The sunshine in spring is particularly warm, and everything between heaven and earth wakes up. At dawn, birds chirped in the Woods. At night, frogs wake up from hibernation and keep barking in the fields.
7. The sunshine in this spring is like the face of a girl who has just taken a bath. It is fresh, bright, delicate, rosy, young and full of vitality. It is so charming and beautiful, with a fascinating charm.
8. Forget the past and cherish the present. Every time period is a kind of life and a reason to live. Learning every skill is for better survival.
9, cherish a person, understand a love, the only mistake, miss a lifetime, miss indifferently, encourage a person to wander, is the guardian of love, is the loneliness of missing, how gentle, compassionate one's feelings, understand one's dispersion.
10, women must love themselves. Only when you love yourself enough and cherish yourself enough will someone love you and dare not despise your efforts.
1 1, the same bottle of drinks, the yuan of convenience stores, the yuan of five-star hotels, many times, a person's value depends on his location.
12, the mind is a territory of its own, which can build a paradise of hell and a hell of heaven.
13, the spring breeze dispersed the clouds, and the sun smiled happily, spreading warmth and brilliance all over the lake.
14, the people who hurt you the most are often those who claim that they will never hurt you.
15, fate will not care for anyone, let alone owe anyone.
16, people who are addicted to games all day want to find sustenance and catharsis in the process of playing games, but their true feelings are hard to release, so they get lost in them every day.
17, I saw this sentence when I was looking through my past notes. I don't know whether I changed myself or the society changed myself, and I found that I lost my original optimism and my original belly. Full of worries.
Wealth, interests, happiness, honor and success are what almost everyone wants to pursue. When you have to make the only choice, your interest is often more important than fame and fortune!
19, you are only responsible for the wonderful, and believe that God has his own arrangements.
20. The Buddha is self-made, and it cannot be sought by words.
2 1, dreams are heartless, thoughts are missed, familiarity with flowers is a rest on the pillow, and a person's scenery is withered. It was that time, this familiarity, a person's acceptance, a person's listening, a love-hate dilemma, a sad story and a fragile heart door.
22. In the early morning, the sun lazily stretched out its arms under the urging of crows, and smiled and shot out the first ray of sunshine. The golden thread shines warmly into the room, reflecting the whole room as gold.
23. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
24. There is a apricot blossom cloud at the foot of the mountain. In the valley, the stream swirls, rushes, jumps, jingles and silver fog splashes. Life is everywhere, even under the thin ice in the shade, water is flowing and many small fish are swimming.
25. Ah, this spring sun is like a young mother, and everything in the world is like her children. She gave all her light and heat to her children and raised them to thrive.
26. If you don't know how to live, the longer you live, the more boring you become. If you don't know how to cherish, you won't be happy in Jinshan. No matter how good you are, it's hard to succeed. No matter how tolerant you are, no matter how many friends you leave, you will not be satisfied, and you will not be happy when you are rich.
27. People and people are really unspeakable doom. You can't sleep for one person at night, but that person is obsessed with others.
28, love is like a sum of money in the bank, you can appreciate each other's advantages, just like supplementing income; Accommodate each other's shortcomings, which is to control expenditure. The so-called eternal love, from beautiful love to white hair, from blooming love to flower residue.
29. The sunlight shines on the white earth through the faint clouds, reflecting the silver light, which is dazzling.
30. Life is like a road, with hardships and scenery. What you can see is your realm of life. Always seeing people who are better than yourself shows that you are going uphill; Always seeing people who are not as good as yourself means that you are going downhill.
3 1, the willow branches by the river spit out buds, and asparagus also emerged to turn the leaves green. The calm river wakes up from the innocence of winter and is covered with the color of nature.
32. Sometimes, you have to understand that what you are respected is your position, or the role you play when you wear a mask, not yourself.
33, lost no longer come back, come back no longer perfect.
34. In spring, the sun is warm. It extends a warm hand, which makes people feel very comfortable. The spring breeze blew away the dark clouds, and the sun smiled happily, spreading warmth and brilliance all over the lake.
35. The sun is lower and red as blood. A striking broad light wave on the water extends from the edge of the ocean to the edge of the ship.
36. I am glad that I am still young and have the enthusiasm to fight.
37. When we are on the road, we must take three magic weapons, and we can't do it with our bare hands. These three magic weapons are strong physique, rich knowledge and enough courage.
You can't succeed, but you can't help growing. Some people may hinder your success, but no one will stop your growth.
39. Dance according to your own tune, live according to your own rhythm, move towards your own goals, be unaffected by other people's actions, find your true self and find true happiness.
40. Man is neither an angel nor an animal; But unfortunately, people who want to behave like angels behave like animals.
4 1, the sky is as blue as washing, and the bright sunshine shoots down from the dense pine needles, forming a thick beam, illuminating the tree-lined trees with a veil-like mist.
42. Actually, I can be fine, but it's all for you.
43. You should learn to let go, move forward, stand up again and face all the results calmly, because your life is a hard training.
44. The seeds sleeping under the soil can't stand the warm touch in spring and can't help sneezing. Excited, they opened their sleepy eyes, but they were delighted to find that spring had quietly come to them.
45, people live a lifetime, classic, better, every effort is moved by life, every effort is a message of fate, don't miss people, don't miss things, the world is cold, just a joke.
46. Find your own way, do what suits you in a down-to-earth manner, give full play to your own advantages, and don't underestimate yourself no matter how others treat you.
47. The struggle between the strong will eventually stop, and the struggle between the weak will never stop, because the weak never admit that they are weak.
48. Under the unselfish sunshine in spring, they are getting taller every day, which makes the whole earth covered with splendid spring clothes and full of vitality.
49. The delicate and charming morning sun has jumped out from the back of the mountain in the east, overflowing with red clouds, blending with the slowly rising morning fog in the valley and changing colorful aura.
50. Peace is a blessing and a realm. We want to be lucky, always safe and all safe, but sometimes we ignore our own strength.
5 1, accept the true self bit by bit, have subjective consciousness, like and dislike, everything is black and white, stop or continue, everything is clear and firm.
52. In the spring sunshine, there are more wonderful things happening. Look: the wind has become stable; Mountains, becoming green; The water becomes clear.
53. Reality tells you that even the closest people will look down on you if you have no money.
54. On the way forward, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, don't stop. The road is full of thorns. Don't give up. The destination belongs to you.
55. There is a kind of travel, not for the vision of trekking thousands of miles, but for wandering aimlessly, not for the places of interest that are crowded with people, but for the street view that enjoys itself. Go or stop, the principle is to look at the mood.
56. Ah, this spring sun, you are really a magical angel's hand. Wherever you touch, it is full of warmth; Where there is your caress, there is hope; Where there is your caress, there is vitality.
57. Watch a person's feelings, wait for a person's fault, and cling to a person's sadness. Stories are always charming, sadness is always charming, and sad hearts are always humble.
58. It is not easy for people to know themselves, and it is even harder to have a friend who understands you. Laugh with you and grieve with you.
59. In spring, the sun is warm. It extends a warm hand, which makes people feel very comfortable.
60. There is nothing wrong with being poor. If they don't work hard, it's all wet. There is nothing wrong with people suffering. If they don't borrow money, they will become the laughing stock of others. They can't afford it for a while, so they let others talk for a lifetime.
6 1, the sun smiles at us with the spring breeze and walks towards us, then everything will recover and hope will sprout; It can rejuvenate mountains and rivers and fill people's hearts with endless hope.
62. Clocks and watches can go back to the starting point, but not yesterday.
63, rouge tears, leaving people drunk, when heavy, natural people grow up to hate water.
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