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Cao Cao sleeps joke
According to historical records, Cao Cao, who was suspicious by nature, once pretended to sleep in order to prevent himself from being assassinated, and then when the maid came in to serve him, she suddenly got up and drew her sword and killed him. The next day, after seeing his masterpiece, Cao Cao hypocritically told people around him that he knew nothing about killing people, except that he had the habit of killing people in his dreams. As soon as people listened, no one dared to approach Cao Cao suddenly when he was sleeping, but whoever dared to approach him showed that his motives were absolutely impure and he would die.
Of course, besides being suspicious, Cao Cao's way to survive in this troubled times also depends on another magic weapon-testimonies.
It is said that once Cao Cao was very tired after returning from the front line inspection, so he took a favorite concubine to rest. After having sex, he was quite sleepy, but he had an extremely important meeting to attend in three hours, so he asked his favorite concubine to wake himself up. But who knows that this concubine loves her master dearly, and seeing that Cao Cao is not sleeping normally, she really can't bear to disturb him, so she didn't take the initiative to wake him up.
Who knows, Cao Cao actually slept until midnight, woke up naturally, and suddenly woke up when he saw the dim moonlight. After learning that the military affairs were delayed, he called his concubine in a rage, reprimanded her loudly, and directly assassinated her without saying anything. Later, all the soldiers were a little scared when they heard this, only to remember Cao Cao's experience of trampling on farmers' wheat and cutting his hair to atone. Since then, they have strictly observed military regulations. I have to say that although this concubine died innocently, her sacrifice set an example for the whole Cao Cao.
Perhaps, in the eyes of many people, Cao Cao is brilliant but extremely bad in character, especially in his private life. But it is such a controversial' traitor' who can always grasp the scale in the face of right and wrong, and it is precisely because of this that Cao Cao was able to establish a great cause.
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