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2022 National Day Funny WeChat Greetings
2. Every breeze and drizzle will remind me of you gently; Every blessing message will draw our hearts closer; On the occasion of National Day, I would like to take this opportunity to send my sincere greetings and wish you a happy day!
3. Let SMS take greetings on wings, expand the imagination space infinitely, turn caring friendship into notes flying, let you enjoy the warmth of another mood, and offer sincere wishes from friends: Happy National Day!
4. A lover is a road, but a friend is a pig. There is only one road in life, and there are many pigs on one road. If you have money, don't forget, but if you lack money, don't sell pigs. Happiness, don't get lost, rest and feed the pigs. Happy National Day to my pig!
When you see my blessing to you, please hit your head against the wall. Do you see countless stars in front of you as my infinite blessing? Happy National Day!
6, after a farewell, lovesickness between the two places, only three or four days, who knows May and June? Tanabata is too far. In August and a half months, people look forward to the full moon. I miss you on the ninth climb, and I look through the autumn water on the ten-mile long street! Happy National Day!
7. The sun is shining and the stream is clear; Milk is sweet and cake is fragrant; Youth is happy, life is sweet ... My blessing is sincere, I hope you have a happy National Day!
8. The red flag flies high and the national anthem is played high. On behalf of the people of the whole country, overseas compatriots, Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan compatriots, I wish you a happy National Day and a happy life.
9. Open your heart window to receive the sunshine, and you will feel warm; Let go of flowers and you will feel the beauty of nature; Open your heart and accept greetings, and you will feel the warmth of friendship: Happy National Day!
10, cowhide is used to blow, bird wings are used to fly, and National Day holidays are used to fly. There are only a few days in a year, son. Cherish it. I wish you a happy National Day!
1 1, friends need to take it to heart. When they are busy, a text message and a phone call are convenient for contact. It's easy to change a mobile phone to a more fashionable one, but my friend, that's a lifetime thing. Happy National Day!
12, I am a poor man, I have no money, I am a clown, I can't read, but I bought a mobile phone with hard-earned money and stayed up for three days and nights to learn to send text messages, just to let you receive my blessing and have a happy National Day.
13, send you a moon, may you be romantic every day! An apple is for you. May you be safe and happy! Send you a bunch of flowers, may you be as beautiful as flowers! Send you a message! I wish you a happy National Day!
14, you: Good looks, leading all the way, soaring to the sky, a Ma Pingchuan, all excellent. Me: wholeheartedly, all my life, as always, I am your good friend. Eleven happy!
15. Cowhide is used to blow, bird wings are used to fly, and National Day holidays are used to fly. There are only a few days in a year, son. Cherish it. I wish you a happy National Day!
16, National Day is coming, colorful flags are flying, wine is pouring, fireworks are shining, singing is high, fighting spirit is high, people laugh, love Tao Tao, rely on peace, embrace good luck, cover good luck and surround happiness. Wish: Happy National Day Report!
17, the predecessors planted trees and the descendants enjoyed the cool. Happy people celebrate the National Day and wish the motherland prosperity! I wish you a smiling face and all your wishes come true!
18, the descendants of the Chinese people joined hands to unify the motherland; Chinese sons and daughters shoulder to shoulder to build a prosperous nation!
19, you are my chocolate, I am your chocolate, how wonderful it is to see you, and I feel weak when I miss you. I look forward to seeing you on National Day! !
20. I packed a bag of sunshine and two sea breezes, made a few kilograms of blessings, and asked people to buy some happiness in America. France bought two bottles of romance, cut off some worries from the bottom of my heart and gave them to you as gifts. Happy National Day! !
2 1, urgent reminder, a new way of mobile phone virus transmission: through mobile phone National Day greetings. For your health, after receiving greetings, be sure to soak your mobile phone in disinfectant for one hour before using it! !
22. National Day date code: wear "Golden Flower", hold "Mobius Ring" and shout "I am X-Men" to the "banquet" three times! Make sure everyone thinks you are a monster!
23. I am in the mood for a long vacation and a happy anniversary! Happiness eleven, National Day should be natural and unrestrained, happy to step on the elevated road, caring to send a phone call, happy to leave a message to send you good luck, all the best, crazy personality, good luck and wonderful National Day!
24. You only come once a year for seven days at a time, and you haven't warmed up yet. You will leave in the blink of an eye. I really hate to think that you are leaving, but I still want to be happy for the rest of my life. Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about holidays.
25. The National Day holiday is coming, and I want to report for duty. Brilliant fireworks in full bloom are my blessing to you. I wish you a wonderful youth life. The fluttering ribbon is my blessing to you. May you dream of flying and be happy!
26, sad in my heart, the holiday is far from returning; The holiday is long. When will the Golden Week arrive? I'm looking forward to it. Finally, I'm looking forward to celebrating the whole world and homesickness. Finally, I want to go home for wine. I wish you all a happy National Day!
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