Degang Guo's classic joke

Joke is an artistic language, taken from life. Therefore, it is easy to understand and always makes us laugh. It can add different colors to simple life and relieve daily stress. Next, I carefully prepared Degang Guo's classic jokes for you. Welcome to watch!

Degang Guo's classic joke (popular) 1. It's presumptuous not to drink and be debauched, reserved and impassioned. Everything stays on the line, and rivers and lakes are easy to meet. ? Degang Guo's "It's Good to Be Alive"

2. People are at the end of the world, and they can't help themselves. Jianghu children can afford to put it down. If you can't put it down, you have to put it down. Few people who live to be 100 laugh when they are happy, and laugh later when they are unhappy. Happiness is better than anything, and who you compare with is yourself. All my life, I will endure it once and for all. ? Degang Guo's "It's Good to Be Alive"

3. Some people say that I have changed. In fact, I'm still the same as before, but I'm covered in mud in the well, and someone is watching me by the well, which is quite fun. Later, I came up, washed, changed my clothes and drove away. The man by the well said I was swollen. Actually, it's not that I'm inflated, it's that he's lost. Why don't I feel this way about others myself? I'm really ashamed. ? Degang Guo's "It's Good to Be Alive"

4. The poor people stand on the cross street and play with ten steel hooks, but they can't hook their relatives; Rich people play with swords, guns and clubs in the deep forests, and they can't leave their relatives and friends. At this point, a hero is not necessarily a hero. With a gun in his hand, Hero couldn't resist the words hunger, cold and poverty. It is difficult for rich people to have no money, let alone a group of crosstalk performers. Step by step, we finally saw the flowers and learned the colorful stories. That night, I dreamed of millions of soldiers. ? Degang Guo's "It's Good to Be Alive"

We strive for each other, and we may not get it if we work hard. I ask everyone to pay, and I will try my best not to lose. ? Degang Guo's "It's Good to Be Alive"

6. I have a fruit, which is packed in a gourd and cries happily. Someone accused me that it would be nice to put it in such a narrow space and put it in the wide world. But if you let it out, it will freeze to death. Will you freeze to death or be locked in a gourd? It's sad all my life. Being scolded for not doing things, and being scolded for doing these things. These are other people's business, not mine. I can't convince everyone with one mouth, and I'm relieved that the villain is still alive. And now that I am old, I am not as angry as I was in my twenties and early thirties. There is no need to explain when you are old. Life is to make people laugh, and occasionally laugh at others. ? Degang Guo's "It's Good to Be Alive"

7. The most serious injury is the freezing cold, and the gaunt people are miserable; Inviting wine to ruin the intestines, three cups of drunkenness, seeking fragrance and dreaming, five more cold. There were tears in Feng's eyes, so I didn't have a chance to spend them. The lonely new rainy moon in the small building is as hard as a hook and as hard as a circle. ? Degang Guo

8. Human feelings are warm and cold, the world is cold, the honor and disgrace disputes are observed, people die and flee, and they are self-turbid and self-satisfied. There was a lot of laughter on the stage and the audience was depressed. ? Degang Guo's "It's Good to Be Alive"

9. Speaking of sunny days, mountains and rivers, good books, good calligraphy and paintings, good flowers, good wine and good mood, we must enjoy them so as not to waste them. Life is too short, so we must be grateful, content, know life, awake, glad, and never covet honor or disgrace. Yangliufeng, Wutongyue, Banana Rain, Plum Blossom Snow, Toona Sprouts, Wild Vegetable Roots, Eggplant Stems, Tofu Mud, Vulgarity and Elegance, Vegetarian and Meat, All-round Greetings, and a Happy Life. ? Degang Guo's "It's Good to Be Alive"

10. fame and fortune, the world is surprised to see the white head; Poetry, wine, piano and books make the world happy. Cities compete for profits and fame, and music is driven by evil and power. ? Degang Guo's "It's Good to Be Alive"

Degang Guo's classic passage1. What is a grass root? In fact, grass roots are very cheap. Ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum and Cordyceps sinensis are all inferior things. We can't compare with Toona sinensis buds and shallots in other people's greenhouses. ? Degang Guo's "It's Good to Be Alive"

If you like me, please raise your left hand. If you like Yu Qian, please hold out your middle finger. ? Degang Guo

Look at the moon before the wind and the lights after the fog. Chrysanthemum blossoms before frost, plum blossoms after snow. Drunk talking about swords, singing in dreams. ? Degang Guo

Even those who are too lazy to watch the world of mortals, jump without python and yarn, and are busy with apricot flowers and horseshoes all the way dare to be champions without a crown. ? Degang Guo

A disciple was furious with the entertainment news, and I told a story with a smile. Confucius traveled around the world, passing through Qilu. A fierce man stopped the way and asked the saint: How many seasons are there in a year? Confucius said with a smile: there are three seasons in a year, spring, summer and autumn. The fierce man retired with satisfaction. Confused, Yan Hui and Luz, disciples of Confucius, asked the teacher why the four seasons became three. Confucius said: the fierce man is the genius of dung beetles. He enters the dung heap every winter and sees only three seasons in his life. So this shit egg has changed, don't recite it. ? Degang Guo's "It's Good to Be Alive"

6. I am forty years old this year, and I really hope to go all the way. At the age of eighty or ninety, I can still stand on the stage and talk cross talk with my teacher. What a happy thing it is. At that time, we were all old and probably lost our hair. Teacher Yu Qian is also a gray curly hair, just like Pleasant Goat. When the curtain was raised, the two old people came to the stage hand in hand. What a good mood. ? Degang Guo's "It's Good to Be Alive"

7. Half closed, half covered, half leaned and half exposed. Half a gold hook hangs half a green curtain, and half a moon shines on half a wall. Pick up half a glass of wine in your left hand, and pinch off half a green, half a red and half a honey begonia in your right hand. Half a document, half a piece of paper, half a bed, half a bed. Half a gust of wind made the leaves half withered, half yellow and half fell on the steps, and iron horses clanked in front of the eaves in the middle of the night. Hiding in half a thought, sighing half a mouthful of coptis and half a mouthful of sugar. ? Degang Guo

8. Wan Li is full of mountains and rivers, and the horseshoe is wide on a romantic day. ? Degang Guo

9. Summer is very hot and nights are short. Shaded willows are floating and reflected in the pond. The lake is gurgling, and there are three or five confidants on the shore, watching the sunset glow like a brocade. The wind blows, the lotus is fragrant, the oriole is noisy, and the butterfly flies over the white wall. It is elegant to suppress the noise. True and false, true and false are difficult to distinguish, enjoy the cool. In Vanity Fair, cruise ships come and go. In the pit of right and wrong, infinite scenery. Suddenly listening to the sheng spring, the three-string and four-color pipa is loud and the high and low voices are good. ? Degang Guo

10. The study is lonely, listening to the sound of rain and sighing with a cold autumn rain. The residual is more faint, and the lotus leaks. The fragrance is exhausted, and the silver cylinder is lazy. The wind blows the bamboo pendulum and hits the banana window. Begonia is red, chicken feet are sunflower yellow. Roses fall at night and fly. Pomegranate grinned and lotus leaves floated in the pond. The pool is rippling, and the iron horse jingles in front of the eaves, which is a bit bleak. There is a bright moon in the sky, like silver makeup everywhere. I don't want to be rich or expensive, I just want to grow up. With infinite blessings, which one will return to Degang Guo after death?

Degang Guo's classic jokes (selected articles) 1. I can accept whatever you want to say. You curse the street like you're dead. I thought Weibo set the turtle free. When there are enough blacklists, I will take you to the river and set you free without destroying the ecological balance. ? Weibo, Degang Guo

2. If you want to be famous, publish a book first; If you want to publish a book, you have an accident first? Degang Guo

3. Don't compete with gentlemen for fame, with villains for profit, with powerful people for power, and with heaven and earth for cleverness. If the interior is incomplete, it is external. Without Waqiu and parting generals, how can the Tang Dynasty prosper? This is a big deal. Bear with it. Gold is tried with fire, and people try with money. ? Degang Guo

4. people's hearts are tortuous, and the roads in the world overlap mountains. ? Degang Guo's "It's Good to Be Alive"

5. There are talents behind talents, and there are people behind talents.

6. Help if you are in trouble, and help if you are not.

7. It's all water. Why do you need wine? Why are you pretending to be sheep when you are all perverts!

8. I threw the shot put so far, and the coach said that it doesn't count if people go out!

9. Immature people die for a great cause, and mature people live humbly for a great cause.

10. I have been an artist for more than a week.

1 1. Hearing the news of your father's death, the neighbors cried: such a good man, he died too late! ?

12. People are at the end of the world. Jianghu children can afford to put it down. If you can't put it down, you have to put it down. Few people who live to be 100 laugh when they are happy, and laugh later when they are unhappy. Happiness is better than anything, and who you compare with is yourself. All my life, I will endure it once and for all.

13. Evil has a bad name and will show strength; If you confess to the thief, you will be dirty; Unjust gains; If you are a dog, you must be a friend. When some people don't understand, they just show off from their point of view to persuade you to be generous. Remember, first of all, he is not one of our own. Second, stay away from him, because you will get involved when it thunders.

14. People always want ghosts and gods to know when doing good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when doing bad things, which is too embarrassing for ghosts and gods!