Forty-five funny and inverted sentences selected from local love story routines

Funny inversion sentence of rustic love story routine (I) 1. Ten lines of conversation, a hundred lines of good night, a thousand lines of small talk, and 10,000 lines of nonsense, just to hear one I do in the wedding hall one day.

Do you know what you look like? (What person? ) My woman

3. "Shall we go for a drink?" "What wine to drink" and "Our wedding"

Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

5. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

6. May on earth means thinking of you day and night.

7. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"

8. "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."

9. I think you must be very busy. Just look at the first three words.

10. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I love you.

1 1. "People say you have a round face, but I think your face is quite square." "Why?" "Otherwise, how can you be so positive?"

12. Thank you for letting me have someone I like. Thank you for making me happy.

13. "Life belongs to life, ideals belong to ideals, and reality belongs to reality." What are you talking about? "I want to say that you are mine."

14. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

15. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

16. I miss you sleepless every day, and I miss you lonely every night, because I am sad without you. I miss you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.

17. What happened to "I will change"? "I liked you from the beginning, and later I liked you more and loved you more."

18. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

19. Talking to you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I didn't play well.

20. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you!

2 1. "Before I met you, I had many requirements for the future, but after I met you. . . "What happened? "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."

22. notice of finding things. I accidentally left a sincere heart on the person who is reading this message. Please contact me as soon as possible. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.

23. Do you know how to eat the best steak? Let me feed you.

Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.

25. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have? Do you?

26. Our love is indestructible, but you are my weakness.

27. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

28. I drink diet drinks. Do you know what sugar suits you? ""micro sugar? " "No, it's my breasts."

29. I turned down many people of the opposite sex just to wait for you to be my date.

I like the color of the sky, the smell of the wind, the depth of the sea and your voice.

3 1. "Let's go to an amusement park at the weekend." My body is the best amusement park. Come and play with me.

32. "You smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "

33. Tell you the types of ducks, ducks, yellow ducks and flat-billed ducks. I miss you.

34. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

I think you are busy, just look at the first three words.

Of all the floating things, I like you best.

37. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.

38. How many times do I have to repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.

39. You are blushing, your heart is beating, and all love and love are you.

40. I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

4 1. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are so cute."

42. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."

43. When I met you before school started, I thought I wouldn't miss you.

44. "I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child, but now it's different." What's going on now? "I want to have a family with you now."

45. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."

Love stories with local flavor

1. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily. How do you get along with my friends?

Congratulations, you have WIFI now.

5. Why can I only hug you?

6. Eat the whole family bucket with me, and we will be considered a family.

7. If you go to a place without doors or windows, don't worry, you are in my heart.

It's raining heavily today. Yes! That's because God is drooling over you.

It's amazing to see your bones. It's good material for dating me.

10. Nothing lasts forever, but I will stay with you for a long time.

1 1. Guess my blood type, you are my ideal type.

12. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

13. Can you tell me what time it is? 12 is wrong. You should love me more.

14. You are the wind and I am the sand. When I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and there is Sahara from then on.

15. You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me.

16. Do you know what to build in winter? Cover it, my baby.

17. Do you know what my weakness is?

18. The youth I walked with you is my once-in-a-lifetime seriousness.

19. Please watch your mouth, I will kiss it at any time.

If I don't please you, fall in love with me.

On the night of 2 1.30, firecrackers didn't sound as loud as I thought.

22. The world is cloudy, everything is eclipsed, only you shine.

23. Forget him, I stole an electric car to support you.

24. I'm quite sure. No kissing.

I have a cut on my hand, so you can do it, so we are husband and wife.

26. You and I have nothing to talk about except love.

27. I am a playboy. I like you all the time.

28. I found that you can't even read 26 English letters. Why do I love you?

29. I have endured you for a long time! So what do you want? I want to put up with you all my life.

I want you to read the first three words of this article.

3 1. I think you should be very busy recently, just look at the first three words.

You have never been in my eyes, because you are always in my heart.

I don't want you to think about it at all.

34. I have loneliness and strong liquor. Would you like to go with me?

35. I have super powers, huh? I like you very much.

I don't like you very much.

37. I hope you are a girl, always in love with spring, with poetry in your heart and frost on your face.

38. If you don't understand anything, kiss me.

39. Why don't you sleep? I miss you, I can't sleep.

As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.

4 1. Is your mother's surname Fang? No, my mother's surname is Fang, but if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?

Tuwei love story routine daquan

1. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

2. Spring water is born, spring forest is blooming, and the spring breeze is ten miles, which is not as good as you. Autumn leaves have fallen, and autumn rain continues. I am worried about autumn, just for you.

3. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

If you want to do a good job, you must ... kiss you first.

If you give me 50 cents, we can get together.

7. Guess what uniform I like. I'm subdued by you.

8. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!

9. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.

10. You are a cute boy, and I am cute, too.

1 1. Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass you by again?

12. Do you know what is the best wine? Forever and ever.

13. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

14. Speaking of it, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.

15. My love for you is like a tractor.

16. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others. You are mine.

17. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

18. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

19. I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, tomorrow is a little more than today.

20. Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

2 1. Why are you looking for my short girlfriend when you are so tall? In that case, I can kiss you if I want, but you can't kiss me.

22. Why hasn't my order come yet? Our future.

I find you like a person. Who is my future girlfriend?

24. May I kiss you? Shameless. Then kiss me.

25. I fell in love with someone. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.

26. Next time I see you, I must close my eyes at once. Why do I put you in my eyes and never open them again?

Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were a child?

The unconventional of secular love stories

1. Are you tired? You've been running around in my head all day. Counterroutine: Well, I've been looking for an exit all day.

2. I want to ask a way to your heart: Bagya Road?

A cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie, and a sunny day in Jay Chou are all better than chatting with me: Please give me a quiet summer.

The firecrackers sounded again on New Year's Eve, not as contrary as I thought: I'll show you my face twice to see if it rings.

Can you play the guitar? Otherwise, how can you pluck my heartstrings? No, but I can play cotton.

6. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby. Anti-routine: I'm a little embarrassed to know you

7. I have super powers. Guess what the counter routine is: super eating.

8. Do you smell anything? Counter-routine: Did you fart?

9. What do you drink in winter? I don't know how to protect you: hehe.

10. This is Mercury. This is Mars. You are my sweetheart. Anti-routine: Beat your star.

1 1. You have superpowers and I have superpowers. I hate you very much.

12. I'm a little afraid of you because I'm afraid of my wife's anti-routine: who are you afraid of?

13. Don't you feel tired? You've been running in my world all day.

14. Dongfeng night thousand trees. I want to go to your house to live in the opposite way: Qianshan has been in love, and my family doesn't want to give it to you.

15. You are both weird and cute today: you are also weird and ugly.

16. Fallen leaves come back to you. You go to the west.

17. I have a cut on my hand, so you can do it, so we are a couple. I'm afraid my blood will dissolve together. I'm your father.

18. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you. Anti-routine: Do you know the difference between drinking pig eight quit? I just didn't.

19. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog. My smile is really like a dog without wine.