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There was a rich man who couldn't read, but didn't want others to know, so every time he asked others to write couplets, he asked others to give him his own name.

Once, the rich man's mother celebrated her birthday, and the rich man quietly invited a scholar to write couplets. The scholar wrote: "The days are getting longer and longer, and the spring is full of kung fu."

The rich man said discontentedly after listening to the scholar's words, "No way. It should be' mother longevity', change it! "

The scholar said, "But' Niang' means' Dad'!"

"Call you change you change, don't say so many useless talk! Remember, it belongs to my name! " The rich man said that and left.

On the birthday of the rich man's mother, a couplet was posted: "The older you get, the longer your mother lives, and the spring is full."

Everyone gathered around the door and pointed to this couplet: "What a rich man's father!"