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Sick composition for sixth grade
1. I am sick. A composition of more than 600 words for sixth grade primary school
I am sick
A few days ago, I felt a little dizzy, as if I had a cold. but there were no other symptoms, so I ignored it. Unexpectedly, this left me with trouble, making me "unable to survive and unable to die" the next day.
Around three o'clock in the afternoon the next day, I found that my head was getting more and more dizzy, and the nasal discharge from both nostrils was like a waterfall. In order to prevent getting sick, I quickly ran outside, made a cup of cold medicine and drank it to prevent catching a cold. Unexpectedly, this medicine not only had no effect, but actually made my pain worse.
"Go and take a nap. Maybe this cold is caused by lack of sleep." So, I went to sleep and cured the disease.
At about 5:30 in the evening, grandma came to the bedroom and asked me to get up and have dinner. But because I was in such a hurry when I got to bed and wanted to sleep so much, I didn't even take off my coat or pants. Therefore, I felt the biting cold wind when I raised my head. But I still insisted on sitting up. At this time, I felt dizzy, as if there were three or four birds circling around my head.
When grandma saw me like this, she took the thermometer over and said to me: "Qiangqiang, sit up first and measure your temperature. Grandma will get a glass of boiling water." Let me drink it." I nodded. Then, I picked up the thermometer and started measuring it.
Five minutes later, I took out the thermometer from my tuck and took a look. "Ah, it's almost 39 degrees." I shouted. When grandma heard my temperature report, I jumped a lot. Because as soon as my body temperature reaches 40 degrees, I will talk in my sleep and talk some weird things. Since my body temperature was already extremely high, my grandma immediately called my mother and asked her to take me back to Hangzhou for medical treatment.
About half an hour later, my mother rushed back from the store, finished dinner in a hurry, and then took me to Hangzhou to see a doctor.
It was already 10 o'clock when we arrived at the hospital. With tired eyes, my mother took me to register, do blood tests, do skin tests, and get injections until 12 o'clock.
Alas, it’s not good to be sick. It costs money and suffers. 2. I’m sick. A composition of more than 600 words for the sixth grade of primary school.
A few days before I got sick, I felt a little dizzy, as if I had a cold; but I had no other symptoms, so I didn’t care about it. .
Unexpectedly, this left me with trouble, making me unable to survive and die the next day. At about three o'clock in the afternoon the next day, I found that my head was getting more and more dizzy, and the nasal discharge from both nostrils was like a waterfall.
In order to prevent getting sick, I quickly ran outside, made a cup of cold medicine and drank it to prevent catching a cold. Unexpectedly, this medicine not only had no effect, but actually made my pain worse.
"Go and get some sleep. Maybe this cold is caused by lack of sleep."
So, I went to sleep and cured the disease. At about 5:30 in the evening, grandma came to the bedroom and asked me to get up and have dinner.
But because I was in such a hurry when I got to bed and wanted to sleep so much, I didn't even take off my coat or pants. Therefore, I felt the biting cold wind when I raised my head. But I still insisted on sitting up.
At this time, I felt dizzy, as if there were three or four birds circling my head. When grandma saw me like this, she brought the thermometer over and said to me: "Qiangqiang, sit up first and measure your temperature. Grandma will give you a glass of boiling water to drink.
Ah." I nodded.
Then, I picked up the thermometer and started measuring it. Five minutes later, I took out the thermometer from my tuck and took a look.
"Ah, it's almost 39 degrees." I shouted.
My grandma jumped when she heard my temperature report. Because as soon as my body temperature reaches 40 degrees, I will talk in my sleep and talk some weird things.
Since my body temperature was already extremely high, my grandma immediately called my mother and asked her to take me back to Hangzhou for medical treatment. About half an hour later, my mother rushed back from the store, finished dinner in a hurry, and then took me to Hangzhou to see a doctor.
It was already 10 o'clock when we arrived at the hospital. With tired eyes, my mother took me to register, do blood tests, do skin tests, and get injections until 12 o'clock. Alas, it’s not good to be sick. It costs money and suffers. 3. I am sick composition
[I am sick composition]
The weather on Monday, July 19: Cloudy I am sick A few days ago, I had appendicitis, and the doctor gave me I had surgery and I was sick essay. After the operation, my grandpa told me: "You have to move early to get better faster." After listening to my grandpa's words, the next day, I started to get out of bed with his help. On the third day, I could walk around on my own, although my walking posture was a bit like a "kangaroo". Every few days, my grandfather would remove my stitches. Soon, my illness was completely cured. Although it is uncomfortable to be sick, I have received the care of my grandfather, grandmother, father, mother and many others. I'm so happy! Mom's words: When he was ill and hospitalized, classmate Zhu Shizhong was very polite to the nurses in the hospital. Every time he received an injection or pulled out an injection, he would take the initiative to say "Thank you!" to his aunt. He also expressed his deep gratitude to his relatives and friends who came to visit him. Relatives and friends praised him as a good boy; doctors and nurses said he was an obedient "little patient". It can be seen that if you can learn to be polite to others from an early age, you can also win the love of others. I am sick essay of 300 words 4. How to write an essay of more than 400 words with the title of "I am sick"
Article 1: She is sick "Doctor, doctor, come on, come on, look at our "mother" "What's wrong? Is she sick? The doctor rushed over and saw the mother's haggard face, helpless figure, and hoarse voice.
The doctor couldn't help but shook his head, He sighed and said to us: "Hey, your mother is very ill and needs immediate rescue.
After hearing this, the humans hurriedly asked: "What happened to our mother? When will she get better?" The doctor said: "Your mother's illness does not need my treatment, only you humans need it. Her disease is due to the damage you did to her, which tore her beautiful coat; her bright eyes are no longer visible; her cool voice is hoarse; her smile that was once full has now become She has a bitter face... So you must quickly protect your mother and rescue her."
After hearing this, the humans all took action.
Protect your mother. They cleaned up all the garbage in the creek and went everywhere to promote it.
In this way, my mother's illness will soon get better. Mom's face is full of smiles, her bright eyes can be seen, and she has put on a beautiful coat.
Seeing this situation, my mother laughed, the doctor laughed, I laughed, and all the people around the world laughed. Mother Earth is still so beautiful, so kind, and so selfless.
Let the wind and sand stop with happy dance steps, let the birds dance, and let us protect our mothers together. Keep her from getting sick again.
Chapter 2: She is sick. The sky was still raining with crystal clear threads. Pedestrians outside the window were holding umbrellas and walking quickly along the wet streets soaked by the rain. Today, my mother and I decided to visit my sister who has been sick for a few days.
When we arrived at the hospital, my mother and I immediately saw the naughty little sister sitting in the ward facing the stairs, sitting on the bed with her sister and reading her book "One Hundred Thousand". Why". The poor sister's head was wrapped with gauze, and an infusion needle was inserted into her head, injecting fluids.
I heard Granny Chen next to me say that fortunately my sister has not lost her temper today. Essay on the topic She is sick, 400 words (5 articles) Essay on the topic She is sick, 400 words (5 articles).
By the way, I heard from my mother that yesterday, my sister was beaten by her aunt because she was disobedient after returning home from the transfusion.
Alas, my aunt hit my sister, and it hurts in my heart. Later, we were going to go to my aunt's shop not far from the hospital. Before we were halfway through the journey, we saw our aunt running over in a hurry. After asking, we found out that my sister in the hospital was in trouble again and she had to hurry up. Go to the hospital and ask us to take care of her shop.
When we came to the store, a lot of customers suddenly came to buy things. We didn’t know the prices of some things. My mother called my aunt to ask, and my aunt hurried back and sold them. stuff, arranged everything in the store, and immediately ran back to the hospital to pick up my sister who was about to go home. Alas, how pitiful the hearts of parents in the world are.
Here, I sincerely wish that my sister will not get sick again... Chapter 3: She is sick This morning, as soon as I got up, I found that my sister's face was red and hot to the touch. I was anxious and immediately said to my uncle: "Uncle, Ayan's head feels very hot. What should I do?" My uncle said, "What's wrong? Did you catch a cold yesterday?" My uncle was anxious to go to work, so he asked his grandpa to help him. My sister went to the hospital to see a doctor.
Grandpa immediately took my sister to the hospital for treatment. I also went along.
When I arrived at the hospital, the doctor took my temperature and said it was over 40 degrees. It turned out to be a high fever. Grandpa was anxious and said to the doctor: "Doctor, do you think my niece's illness is serious? What should I do? Do I need to use saline water?" The doctor said, "Of course I need to use saline water."
It's over 40 degrees. If you don’t use salt water, it will burn your brain. Topic essay She is sick. Essay 400 words (5 articles) Topic essay She is sick. Essay 400 words. After a while, the doctor drew the medicine into the syringe and pricked it into my sister’s arm. He burst into tears and said, “It hurts so much! "I have no choice but to endure the pain and let the disease heal faster." "
I said, "Don't be afraid, it will be done in a moment. "Under my comfort, my sister finally calmed down.
After more than an hour, the salt water treatment was finished, and my grandpa took my sister home. When I got home, although my sister's fever subsided, she still I still feel very sad.
My arm is still very painful after the salt water treatment. Now my sister can bravely endure the pain.
I told her a story. After listening, my sister finally fell asleep.
I was relieved. Chapter 4: She is sick. My mother has been sick since the day before yesterday, and she has a bad cough. Oh, doctor aunt. I suggested that my mother should get injections for a few days.
After school this afternoon, I hurriedly found my mother who was still working at school and accompanied her to get injections. When we came to a clinic, my mother saw someone else getting injections. I was so scared that I covered my mouth. I pulled her hand and whispered to her: "Don't be afraid, Mom, I'm here!" "My mother nodded seriously.
It was time for my mother to get an injection. The doctor sprayed disinfectant on my mother's skin, and then inserted a thin needle into my mother's muscles. My mother was in pain. I screamed, feeling very distressed. My mother usually takes care of me when I am sick. I should take care of her this time! What should I do? Suddenly, my eyes lit up and I thought of a good idea - give it to me. Tell her a joke! I immediately stood next to my mother and told her loudly: "A child went to the hospital to have his teeth extracted. "My mother listened to me telling jokes while getting the injection. A smile appeared on her face. Look, the joke I told made her forget the pain. I told it more seriously---after the injection, my The jokes are over.
The uncles and aunts around are laughing---Mom, I wish you a speedy recovery! Let me see that good mother who loves to talk and laugh soon. Chapter 5: She is sick! Li Fang also came to take the graduation exam. The classmates were surprised. It was not easy for her to do this! Li Fang was a sixth-grade primary school student. Once when she was crossing the road after school, a large truck rushed towards her. Come here, "bang", Li Fang will have to use a wheelchair to accompany her through this long life. After being discharged from the hospital, Li Fang seems to be a completely different person, and she can no longer see the sweetness that hangs on her face all day long. smile.
She locked herself in a dark little house all day long, sitting quietly alone. Essay on topic She is sick. Essay on 400 words (5 articles). This matter spread to the school. 5. Visiting a sick classmate 6th grade composition
Classmate Li Xiaoyan is sick and hospitalized. I plan to visit her in the hospital.
On Sunday morning, I bought a beautiful bouquet of flowers and walked towards the hospital. I met Wang Xiaoya on the road, and I said enthusiastically: "Hello, Wang Xiaoya." "Hello, *** Cheng. Where are you going?" "I'm going to visit Li Xiaoyan." "Oh, I wanted to go there too. Her, but I can't go to the hospital with you to visit Li Xiaoyan today. Rehearsal. I don’t have time to go to the hospital.” “That’s right!” “Can you please give her my regards and wish her a speedy return to school?” It will relieve her boredom. ""Okay, no problem." "Thank you, *** Cheng."
I came to the hospital and walked to Li Xiaoyan's bed. : "Hello, Li Xiaoyan!" "Hello, *** Cheng! Why are you here?" "We are worried when we hear that you are sick! I came here specially to visit you. Are you feeling better today?" "Thank you for your concern. I'm much better today." "Your deskmate Wang Xiaoya was going to see you, but she can't come today." "What's wrong with her?" , busy. She asked me to bring you these tapes, and she also asked me to tell you to rest in peace and recover as soon as possible. "Thank you, and please thank Wang Xiaoya for me." "Okay." It’s getting late. I’ll come to see you when I have time. Goodbye! Goodbye! 6. Writing about being sick in English for sixth grade
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Yesterday, I felt very tired. When I was in class, I felt sleepy and could not listen to the
teacher carefully. And I did not want to eat anything at home. I went to bed early. This
morning, I felt dizzy and my head was hot. My mom said I had a fever. She took me to see a
doctor. He gave me some medicines and told me to have a good rest at home. It was not too
serious. I hope I can be good soon 7. A sixth grade composition on the student’s father’s feelings about being sick
Ordinary Our parents always take care of us, but this time it is different. Why? Please let me explain slowly.
On this day, I happily went to my grandpa’s house. I wanted to have a good time at his house, but an accidental incident made me change my mind.
As soon as I entered the door, I could hear coughing coming from the living room. I was startled and immediately found my father lying on the sofa. I wanted to run over to see how my father was doing, but I was shocked by the sound of coughing.
Finally, Dad tried his best to stop coughing. I ran over and found that his face was earth-colored and there were signs of vomiting. My heart ached and I thought: If I take care of my dad, will he get better faster? So, I became a "little famous doctor".
I first brought a basin of hot water and a towel. I washed the towel in the water and squeezed it dry, and then put the towel on my father's forehead. Suddenly, Dad felt warm! As if waking up from a dream, I slowly opened my eyes and said: "Xu Qizhe, you are such a filial child!" But I said: "Hey, what is this! Can you count the things you have done for me in the past? "As I said, I brought a basin of water for my father's feet and asked him to put his feet down. Dad said distressedly, "Let Dad come." I said, "No! You are so sick, I can't let you come!" Dad asked again, "Don't you think my feet smell bad?" I said, "Of course. No! Because you are my dad!"
After that, dad put his feet down with confidence. When I touched my father's cold feet, my heart suddenly turned gray. I knew that he was very tired, but he still tried his best to talk to me.
After I washed my feet carefully, I wiped my feet seriously. After confirming that Dad's feet were hot and clean, I felt relieved.
Then, I pressed Dad’s feet, brought medicine, made snacks, and asked Dad to do some exercise to sweat...
Hey! Don't say it! I am really a "little famous doctor"! Three days later, a tall, burly body appeared in front of me again!
Ah! It's dad! It's dad! Dad's illness is cured!
I am so happy!
Under the dazzling sunshine, three small figures shine. Two figures among them are my parents who love me to death... 8. Essay about my illness
Fortunately, I have the strength to sit at the computer desk and type, and I am very interested in learning to write compositions on "Chinese Composition"; because before this morning I was still a helpless patient. What's going on? Please listen to my nagging...
Yesterday was a day of hope, excitement, and joy. I got my "Primary School Students Quality Education Report" for the first semester of my third grade, and the results were good: Morality and Social studies, Chinese, mathematics, English, science, art, information technology and labor and technology are all "excellent", while others are "good". Mom and dad are quite satisfied with the test results. For this reason, I wanted to start having fun and have a good meal, but my stomach was "on strike" - my stomach hurt, I vomited after eating, I also had a slight fever, and I felt weak all over. I stayed up until about 6 o'clock in the evening. I couldn't bear it any longer, so I asked my parents to take me to the clinic.
When I arrived at the clinic, the doctor asked a few questions, which I answered feebly. Then he took my temperature - 37.9°C. The doctor said I had a slight fever. He looked at my throat again and the doctor said My throat was a little inflamed; in the end, the doctor said it would be better to take an injection, which would give quicker results. So I got an injection from the nurse aunt, and she gave me a hand warmer. After a while, I felt too tired and fell asleep without realizing it...
When I woke up, the needle had just been removed. At this time, I felt very hungry and wanted to eat. Mom and Dad, Mom and Dad told me to go home and cook noodles for me to eat. Because I really didn't have the strength, I asked my father to carry me home. Fortunately, the clinic was only a hundred or two hundred meters away from home, otherwise my father would be exhausted.
When I got home, I was half lying on the bed watching TV. The TV program was my usual favorite comedy program - Hunan Satellite TV, but at that time I was in no mood and had no interest. I really hoped that my illness would be cured soon. It’s gone. I don’t know how long it took, but my father blew the cooked noodles into my mouth. However, I felt nauseous and uncomfortable after just a few bites, and soon vomited them in the trash can. Later, my father gave me Korean noodles. The product, LiLiBeng, finally had some flavor. After eating most of the pack, I didn’t feel like I was going to vomit. Then I took off my clothes and went to bed.
I hope this is the last time I get sick. At least I won’t get sick again during the winter vacation. Let me have fun. 9. He is sick composition
My father was sick a few days ago. From these few days, I summarized the following two good and two bad things.
The second best:
1. When my father is sick, he has to go to the hospital. As soon as he enters the hospital, he frees me from being bored at home all day.
I found a few netizens and started chatting. I really don’t know if I don’t chat, and I was shocked when I did! ! ! I didn't expect them to feel the same way as me, but several of my other netizens expressed different opinions.
2. Dad is sick, so he doesn’t care what books I read. I read through my few story books.
The second bad thing:
1. I have to do his job, such as setting the table, serving food, and serving dishes.
2. Everyone was trying to grab the computer with me, which made my eyes sore.
I still hope that my dad will not be sick so that he can check my homework.
Chapter 2: Grandpa is sick
After school today, my mother told me that my grandpa is sick and hospitalized, and we need to go home to visit him. Grandpa is the person who loves me the most. When I heard that my grandpa was ill, I felt sore in my heart and wanted to fly to my grandpa right away.
After riding the train all night, I finally arrived at my hometown. My parents and I couldn't wait to take a taxi to the hospital. As soon as I entered the ward door, I saw my grandpa lying on the hospital bed very haggardly. I couldn't stop crying. I hurriedly ran to the bed and asked softly: "Grandpa, are you feeling better? Does it still hurt?" When grandpa saw that we were back, he immediately became more energetic. He touched my head and said feebly: "It doesn't hurt anymore." , Grandpa will feel better after seeing you. "Grandpa is a cheerful and optimistic person.
Looking at the kind face of the master, I couldn't help but think of my childhood. Since my grandpa and I live in the same community, I was almost always raised by my grandpa. I also gave my grandpa a very interesting name "Grandma Nanny". I remember that when I first learned to walk, it was my "nanny" who used her strong hands to help me move forward step by step and taught me how to walk. When I feel sleepy and want to sleep, I always lie on the back of my "grandma nanny". She always shakes and hums beautiful little songs in her mouth to coax me into sleep; when I don't have a little friend When I was bored, I would always pester my "grandma and nanny" to play chess and poker with me. When I was hungry and wanted to eat, my "grandma and nanny" would always cook by herself and make delicious dishes for me. Meal... This is how my grandpa loves me.
"My grandma's nanny" loves me so much that I can't say enough about it. Today he is sick, and I want to be a nanny and take good care of him to repay "grandma's nanny"'s love for me. 10. Caress in front of the hospital bed composition for sixth grade, about being sick as a child, about 8 years old, and my mother stayed at the hospital bed
Article 1: My mother I have a mother who is ingenious, gentle and considerate.
She has short black hair, a pair of big watery eyes embedded under her moon-shaped eyebrows, a straight nose, a small cherry mouth that can talk, and a sweet smile revealing her two... White and straight teeth. My mother also has a pair of dexterous hands. These dexterous hands wash my clothes, fold quilts, and cook for me every day... They always care about me and this family.
I love my good mother! My mother is like the ever-changing "weather", always changing herself based on my performance. When my test scores are excellent, my mother's face will show a smile as bright as the sun; when I do my homework carelessly, my mother will get angry and start a storm; when I waste time doing some boring things When things happen, my mother will nag like a continuous drizzle, talking endlessly... But, I know that my mother is good for me and she loves me.
I remember one time, my mother and I were playing badminton. At this time, I didn't know what I stepped on. My feet slipped and I fell down.
When I immediately got up from the ground, I found a big hole in my beloved Mickey Mouse pants. I was so sad that I couldn't bear to throw away these pants. Mom, what a resounding name.
How many days and nights my mother has been with me and protected me; how many days and nights my mother has been worried about my tomorrow; how many days and nights my mother has shown her loving eyes Love me, care about me... Looking at you with a few more silver threads on your head, I want to say: "Mom, you have worked hard, I love you!" Chapter 2: My Mom My Mom This Year 33 years old, with a round face and a pair of small eyes. Don't underestimate her eyes.
Her eyes are like a pair of "searchlights". Once she finds out that my father and I are not hygienic at all, she will immediately scold us, so my father and I call her "hygienic person". minister". One time I came home from school and heard my mother shouting as soon as I got downstairs.
I ran home immediately. I saw my mother holding a pair of dirty socks in one hand and pointing at my father with the other hand.
The expression on his face was like a volcano about to erupt, and the house was filled with the smell of gunpowder. My mother yelled at my father: "I have told you so many times, but you just don't change."
My father whispered: "I am getting ready to wash it." I listened for a while and understood.
It turns out that my father accidentally put a pair of dirty socks on the chair yesterday, and today the "Minister of Health" just happened to discover it. My mother, who loves cleanliness, couldn't bear it and opened fire on my father.
As soon as I saw my father was in trouble, I immediately came to my aid. He said to his mother: "Isn't it just this time? It's over after you wash it. Why are you so angry?"
My father repeatedly echoed: "Yes, yes." This sentence made my mother angry. Pointing at me, he said, "You have the nerve to say that.
Look at your scores. You only got 92.5 in the first unit."
I quit with a blushing face. fighting. The war was over, and my father had no choice but to go to the balcony to wash socks.
Strangely enough, the dignified "Minister of Health" is actually afraid of cockroaches. One time, my mother was sleeping and heard "rustling."
Mom thought it was a thief, so she turned on the light, "Ah!!!" and heard her heartbreaking cry.
This scream was so loud that it woke up my father on the bed and me in the other room. I ran over and took a look. Alas, it turned out to be a cockroach. I saw my mother's body shaking constantly, with an expression on her face that the sky was about to fall.
I easily swatted the cockroach to death with my slippers. "Jiang Xinru, wash my socks quickly."
The Minister of Health shouted. Okay, I have to wash my socks.
Article 3: My Mother My mother is in her early forties, but the passage of time has carved deep wrinkles on her face. My mother is a state cadre.
There are six brothers and sisters. Her grandfather’s family is not rich. She never went to high school. When she was seventeen, she became a worker in a factory in the county town. My mother is very good at her job and has been rated as a model worker many times.
While working and studying, she also passed the adult self-study exam. Later, my mother was gloriously appointed as a formal cadre.
My mother has been weak since she was a child and has always been sick. Life is very hard. At that time, my father was a leader in a township. He was very busy at work, the transportation conditions were poor, and he was far away from home.
My mother not only has to take care of my sister in elementary school, but also helps my grandparents and grandparents with some housework, and she can't get away from her own work. My mother said to me: "Although work and life are a bit tiring, my life is very fulfilling."
In the past few years, my mother has finally gotten rid of the disease, but her life has not been easy. My father's job was transferred to another county, my sister and I went to school in Taiyuan, and the elderly at home were all older.
She goes back to her hometown to visit the elderly, travels to Taiyuan to take care of my sister and me, and usually takes care of her father’s life in Lishi. He had no choice but to take time off to serve the whole family.
Whenever I see my mother running around, hey! My mother works so hard! During winter vacation last year, my mother didn't come to pick me up. I really don't know what happened? Later, my father told me that my mother had a minor operation. My father and I hurried back to Lishi, my heart almost beating out of our chests along the way.
When I walked to my mother’s bedside with the certificate in hand, tears burst out of my eyes. I didn’t know what to say to my mother! My mother looked at me, shed tears, held me tightly in her arms, and touched me with her hard-working hands. My mother is hardworking and kind.
I love my mother! Chapter 4: My Mom "Only mothers are good in the world, and a mother's child is like a treasure..." When I heard this familiar melody, pictures that moved me appeared in front of my eyes. That day, it was raining heavily and windy, and even the trees outside the window were swaying.
The sky is crying, and I am crying too, because my fever reaches 39 degrees. Mom didn't care, she hugged me and ran to the hospital. Her face was wet, and she couldn't tell whether it was rain, sweat, or tears... Mom finally took me to the hospital. It was already early in the morning. , the doctors all fell asleep.
Mom kept knocking on the door, and it took a long time before the doctor appeared in front of us sleepily. His attitude was very bad. The mother hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, my son has a high fever, please check him out!" The doctor's attitude improved when he saw how polite his mother was.
After seeing the doctor for me, the doctor asked the nurse sister to help me with injections and medicine... It was already 4 o'clock in the morning when I got home. I was lying on the bed and saw my mother busy helping me get it. Medicine, when she handed it to me, I could clearly see her calloused hands.
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