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Brief introduction of 36 meters
○ The first set of [winning] phase 0 1 plan hides the sky and prepares for the war week, which is not doubtful when it is common. Yin is within Yang, not opposite to Yang. Sun, moon. The second plan is to encircle Wei and save Zhao. The enemy is not as good as the enemy, and the enemy is not as good as the enemy. The third plan is to kill the enemy with a knife, and the friend is uncertain, so lead a friend to kill the enemy. Not from hard work, to the deduction of "loss". The fourth plan is to wait for the enemy, not fight. Weakening rigidity is beneficial to softness. The fifth scheme is to take advantage of the situation and combine rigidity with softness. The plan is to move westward, and the enemy will be confused. Kun changed the image of the superior and helped him to take it involuntarily. ○ The second set of [enemy tactics] Scheme 07 is made out of nothing. This is not a mistake, but it is actually a mistake. Shaoyin, Taiyin and Sun. The 08 th plan is to sneak into Chen Cang to show the public, make it quiet and take the Lord, and "benefit from it." The ninth plan is to watch the fire from the other side of the bank, the order is chaotic, and the yin is reversed. Violent and reckless, its potential is self-defeating. Take advantage of the trend, be prepared, be prepared. 10 meter hides the knife in a smile and trusts it. Yin is trying to make it. Be prepared before you move, and don't change. Hard in the middle and soft outside. No. 1 1 peach stiffness in the Li dynasty is bound to be unfavorable, and yin is bound to be unfavorable to Yiyang. 12 plan is necessary, and small profits are necessary. Less yin and less yang. ○ The third set of [attack tactics] 13 tactics is to startle the grass and be suspicious, and then make moves. If repeated, it is the medium of yin. 14 plan is useful and cannot be borrowed; If you can't use it, you need it. Borrow it from someone who can't use it. I begged Meng Tong, and Meng Tong begged me. 15 plan is to lure the tiger away from the mountain and wait for the sky to fall, and use people to lure it. 16 the plan is to fight if you want to escape from your aunt, and to reduce your feelings if you leave. Follow closely, don't push, fatigue its strength, destroy its fighting spirit, disperse and capture again, and the soldiers will not be bloody. Need, happiness and light. 17 meter to lure it to hit it. 18 plans to catch the thief, capture the king, destroy his strength, and seize his name to solve his body. The dragon fights in the wild, and its way is poor. ○ The fourth set of [melee meter], the first 19 meter, was not satisfactory, but it was eliminated and seemed to be done. The twentieth plan is to fish in troubled waters, take advantage of its confusion, and take advantage of its powerlessness. Then, after dark, I entered the banquet. 2 1 the plan is that the golden cicada will keep its shell shape and complete its potential; Friends don't doubt, enemies don't move. The 22nd plan is to close the door and catch thieves. Peeling is not good for you. 23 plan is a situation of cross-border attack and prohibition, which is beneficial if it is near, and harmful if it is far away. Get angry when you're angry. The 24 th plan is to cut the enemy between the two great powers, and the enemy threatened to follow. I was false. Sleepy, have something to say or not. ○ The fifth episode [the plan of parallel warfare] The twenty-fifth plan is to steal the column, take its strength, wait for its defeat, and then take it. Drag its wheels. The police will lure those who abuse mulberry and grass. Right in the middle, adventure, smooth. The 27th plan is to play dumb and not have epilepsy. I don't know what to do and I don't pretend to know what to do. If you don't show off, it will be overcast and thunderous. On the 28th, I went home and took down the ladder, so that before I could convince him, I broke his support and was trapped to death. In case of poisoning, it is not appropriate. In the plan, flowering on trees depends on local distribution, so the force is small and the potential is great. Hung-chien was born on land, and feathers can be used as musical instruments. The thirtieth plan is to take advantage of the gap to intervene, strangle its host, and gradually advance. ○ The sixth episode [Defeat Plan] 3 1 Plan Beauty Plan is strong and aggressive; Smart people will hurt their feelings. When a weak soldier collapses, his potential will wither. Use the Imperial Guard to protect the situation. Thirty-two counts are empty, and those who are empty are empty, and those who doubt are suspicious. It's strange and complicated when you are both hard and soft. Thirty-third counter doubts. Compared with the inside, you don't lose yourself. Plan 34 is a bitter pill. If you don't hurt yourself, you really hurt yourself. If it's true, it's fine. A child's childhood is a blessing as well. Thirty-five plans will be complicated, so don't make them tired to kill them. In the competition area, I am lucky and blessed by heaven. The 36th plan is to avoid the enemy for the whole division. Left times without blame, not abnormal. The first plan: No matter what you eat, you will let her have the first bite. The second plan: always stand on her left and hold her hand. Even when eating, you will sit on her left and hold her hand with your left hand. The third scheme: she is in poor health, so accompany her to exercise and swim. The fourth plan: Call her first when she is busy. The fifth plan: carry her when you are tired of climbing the mountain. Sweating doesn't mean she is tired. Sixth, she is allergic to ultraviolet rays and gives her an umbrella in summer. Seventh, she can't use a knife. When eating pizza, she cuts it into small pieces and gives it to her. Eighth, she eats the leftovers. Ninth, on the night of sleet, carefully pick out the thorns in the fish and feed them to her for dinner. Tenth, let her put the paper towel to wipe your nose directly into your pocket. When you see the trash can, you can take it out and throw it away. Eleventh trick: when watching a movie, let her lean comfortably on your right shoulder and hold your right arm. Article 12: When she goes out to play with her good friends, she must remember that her mobile phone stays up until she calls home. Thirteenth trick: Know all her hobbies and try to adapt to her taste. Charge 14: going abroad on business. If you have time, you will bring her a present. Article 15: Whenever you call her cell phone, you should tell her where you are and what you are doing. Article 16: Let her know all your passwords and never change them. Article 17: Try to spend time with her, even if the time is short. Article 18: Call her before going to bed at night. Will chat with me late. Article 19: Everything she gives you should be carefully preserved. The 20th trick: Reject other girls' kindness to her. No.21trick: when she looks pale, accompany her to do beauty treatment and wait at the gate of the beauty salon. The 22nd trick: When she is in trouble, she will try to comfort her. Step 23: When you want to go home after the date, you should always look at her on the bus. Until it's out of sight. Twenty-four: I know that she always watches the computer and her eyes hurt. I bought her eye drops. Twenty-five: When she has a stomachache, I cut her nails and put my hand over her stomach. Twenty-six: I'll put socks and shoes on her. When I see her shoelaces loose on the road, I will bend down and tie them for her. Twenty-seven: Never let her lift heavy objects. Twenty-eight: I prayed for her when I went to the temple to burn incense. Twenty-nine: Look up her favorite stories and jokes on the Internet, then write them down and tell them to her when we meet. Thirty-one: I will give up my hobby to accompany her and almost never play games again. Thirty-one: I will feel uneasy knowing that someone is chasing her. Jealous and angry. No.32: Treat her friends sincerely and try to help them when they are in trouble. No.33: Keep your group photo and tell everyone around you that you are a couple. No.34: You will be anxious when you see her tears, and you will be happy when you see her. Number 35: You will cry, worry and lose sleep for her. No.36: You really love her. Tell her you will marry her.
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