I need super funny short jokes, not long ones.

1. Butler: "I'm sorry, Mr. Wollincelli, but I must make it clear that I disagree with your wife." Mr. Wollincelli: "What's the matter? Is she asking too much of you? " Butler: "Yes, sir. The hostess forgot that I can leave you at any time, just like you command me. "

2. Son: "Mom, what are angels like?" Mother: "Who can fly in the sky with wings is an angel?" Son: "It's strange that my father said to the maid Jenny yesterday,' You are my angel. "Mom:" I'm going to tell her to fly away today! "

3. Huang Fan: Why does your team stipulate to close at 0 pm instead of 1 10: 30? Stupid coach: Because the ballroom in front of our team 10: 30 closes, of course I have to leave half an hour for the players to go.

A player's family happily added his son, and the players went to church to attend the baby's baptism ceremony. Inadvertently, the child slipped from the mother's hand and was about to fall to the ground. Just then, the goalkeeper suddenly jumped up and caught it! The athletes cheered and applauded. The goalkeeper clapped his hands, smiled at them and kicked them out habitually.

5. Wife: "On that day, as soon as the big black bear appeared, you left me and ran away! But you told me you were not afraid to face death! " Husband: "Yes, I said so, but the bear is not dead." "