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Mid-Autumn National Day greetings are funny.

1, let the roundest moon accompany you and me, and let the moon convey my wishes and blessings ... I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a full moon.

I dated the goddess Chang 'e last night, but I couldn't reach you. In order to make up for this heinous crime, I will let you do whatever you want today.

3. On the Mid-Autumn Festival in August, on the full moon night, I miss Chang 'e, and you can see the people in my heart. Chang 'e is silently wishing your life sweeter than honey!

4, the autumn wind is clear, the autumn moon is bright, and the leaves are still scattered. I still like the feeling before. If my heart is corresponding, I can walk with you in the future, and we can walk on the road of life together.

5. It's another full moon night. In this hazy moonlight, I put some moon cakes to express my deep thoughts and wish my distant friends a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

6. I have been afraid to say anything to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it once in the Mid-Autumn Festival: you are so annoying ... likable and you can't get tired of watching it.

7. In October, midnight in a foreign land was a different cold year. I didn't have a bite of moon cakes with my parents. I really want to think about it. I won't cry any more!

8. I wish you a full moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival. May you have a round face and eyes in the Mid-Autumn Festival; Mid-Autumn Festival to see you, home is round; Mid-Autumn Festival makes you realize everything!

9. I miss you when the moon is short and I miss you when the moon is full. No matter what the moon is missing, my heart silently follows your every smile like eternal moonlight!

10, the full moon is similar year after year, and you and I look forward to it year after year. The sky is full of light and mercury, which is our common yearning. You didn't forget to invite me to dinner.

1 1. Let's look at the sky. The moon is not round. And heaven remains our neighbourhood, eager to wipe away tears and miss each other. Mid-Autumn Festival has no good days, and each complains about the night. When you hear the sound, you will think of your face, and you will miss it for thousands of miles.

12, Mid-Autumn Festival troubles blow to the sky, happiness blows to the face with the wind. The road is smooth, people are smooth, everything is smooth, hello, I'm fine, hello everyone. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

13, I wish you: national day, family celebration, universal celebration, official transportation, financial resources, popularity, luck, wish, wish.

14, "It's Mid-Autumn Festival. Are you alone again? Ha ha ha jealous of me! I am six! " Say that finish, I took a five benevolence, silently chewing.

15, the moon is the Mid-Autumn Festival, so I send my greetings from afar. The bright moon shines in the sky, and Qiu Si is full; I wish you a happy holiday and a full moon!

16, Mid-Autumn Festival is here. Wish you a happy holiday. By the way, I remind you that eating too many moon cakes will make you fat. If you eat like a fat pig, don't say I didn't warn you.

17, full moon tonight, family reunion, happiness is good, friends are happy, love is sweet. I wish you a full moon every day and a happier Mid-Autumn Festival.