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What spoof poems are there in Weeding at Noon?

The poem is as follows: 1, Yu: weeding at noon is really bitter. You need a house and a car, or you won't marry me.

2, only called fog feather: weeding day is noon, and scattering is not reliable; It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

Mowing the grass is at noon, which is not as hard as coding. The bug has just been changed and the structure needs to be reorganized.

4. Master Huo: Mowing the grass at noon, angry youths lead a hard life. I love slave owners most.

5, big brother's pet: weeding at noon, the meeting is really hard, hands are patted, mouth is blocked.

6. Shushan 168: The decoration industry is the hardest in the afternoon. With this order, you can't compete for money.

7. Singing in the sky: At noon on the day of weeding, two children did arithmetic. Count it, it's still 250.

8, Cinderella's clothes: weeding at noon, shouting every day. No matter how old the machinery is, it is only because of making money.

9, the empty mouth is strict: at noon on weeding day, military training is really hard. Every day in the sun, everyone gets heatstroke.

10, Wuyan 1 Room: Weeding day at noon, without the teacher's hard work. The parents cried again when the homework was not finished.

1 1, Yu: It's really difficult to mow the grass at noon. If you don't work hard, your wife can't stand it.

12, devotee 4448: at noon on weeding day, going to work is the hardest; My ass hurts when I ride in the car, and my stomach flies high after work.

13, sunshine8299: at noon on weeding day, the doctor worked hard, the articles were not enough, and the papers were blocked!

14, looking for memories: weeding is at noon, and the grassroots are the hardest. There are a lot of trivial things, and I have to be blocked by gas.

15, swept away: weeding at noon is really hard. If you are not satisfied, you should work harder.

16, He Chun Youyou: Weeding is at noon, so don't complain. Sing with your heart, calm and innocent.

Appreciation of Weeding in the Afternoon by Min Nong

At noon in summer, the sun is very hot, farmers are still working, and beads are dripping into the soil.

Who knows that every grain of Chinese food is hard?

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Are these two songs small? Compared with those famous poems, the flowery Tang poetry garden is not a masterpiece, but it is widely spread, known to all women and children, and it is not unreasonable to be recited by people. ?

First of all, the contents of these two poems are the most familiar things that people often come into contact with. However, you don't really know what you are most familiar with. There are many things in life that you turn a blind eye to. If someone tries to enlighten you, explain the essence, or point out some truth involved, you will feel very eye-catching and clear, thus deepening your understanding. This is the reason why these two little poems have vitality. ?

"Planting a millet in spring and harvesting 10,000 seeds in autumn" is probably familiar to everyone. But it is often difficult for poets to get in touch with society and class and think about some problems. The poet thought of it. However, he saw the cruel reality that "farmers are still starving to death" from the harvest scene of Tianxia. This dial is surprisingly eye-catching and naturally left a deep impression on people. Another example is "Chinese food on a plate", which people touch every day and eat at every meal. However, no one thought of linking this grain with the sweat of farmers under the scorching sun. The poet observed it keenly and condensed it into a poem "Every grain is hard". This enlightens people, makes them think about the truth, and makes those who do not know how to cherish food deeply educated. ?

Secondly, when the poet expounds the above contents, he does not use vague abstractions, but uses vivid images and profound contrasts to expose problems and explain the reasons, so that people can easily accept and understand them. Like the first three sentences of the first song, in general, they all use vivid images to summarize the hard work of farmers in the vast fields, such as spring planting and autumn harvest. These sufferings have brought a lot of food, so we can live, but the last sentence has become "farmers are still starving." In this way, the situation before and after is in sharp contrast, which causes readers to think about problems and draw conclusions from the comparison, which is much more profound and powerful than the author telling readers his own views directly. Another example is the second song. The first two sentences of the author didn't say how hard it is for farmers to farm and how difficult it is for crops to grow. He just made an image of the plot of farmers sweating in the hot sun, which made people make this hard and hard taste more concrete, profound and real. Therefore, the poet finally said in a rhetorical tone that "everyone knows that every meal is hard" is very convincing. In particular, comparing the grain to a drop of sweat is really subtle and vivid. ?

Finally, the language of the poems is simple, the syllables are harmonious and lively, catchy and easy to recite, which is also the reason why these two short poems have been circulated among the people for a long time. ?