Tell an interesting joke.

1, mother asked Xiao Ming, "Have you finished reading the book? There will be an exam tomorrow. " Xiao Ming replied, "Mom, I finished reading it." Mother praised: "Then you must do well in the exam tomorrow." Xiao Ming cried and said, "I mean,' Mom, I think it's over.' 2. A male deer ran faster and faster, and finally became a "highway". 3. The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine in the battle? The company commander was greatly annoyed: * What can I do? Pay the price for stepping on it. 4. Fire Brigade: Where is the fire? Alarm person: My home. Fire brigade: I mean, where? Policeman: In the kitchen. Fire brigade: I mean, how do we get there? Policeman: Don't you have a fire truck? ! 5, boyfriend and girlfriend sleep in a room, the woman draws a clear line: animals cross the border. Woke up and found that the man really didn't cross the line, and the woman slapped the man hard: you are not even as good as an animal! When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered, "Sweetheart!" The patient smiled and said, "Little baby." 7. A man is constipated when he goes to the toilet. Suddenly he saw a man rush in, and it was stormy in an instant. "Dude, I really envy you, so fast." "What do you envy? You didn't take off your pants. " 8. The tortoise is hurt. Let snails buy medicine. Two hours have passed and the snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise scolded anxiously: I will die if I don't come back! At this moment, the snail's voice came from outside the door: Besides, I won't go. 9. A foreign football player gave birth to a baby and the whole team went to be baptized. During the baptism, the child accidentally slipped from his mother's hand. At this moment, the goalkeeper jumped on him and caught it. Just as everyone cheered for him, the goalkeeper went over and weighed it with his hand, and then a big foot opened. 10, "Stop getting drunk" and "What's wrong with me?" "Also said! Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouting,' Are you a brother? "This is my brother's job!" "(not bad! )