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Eat watermelon in classical Chinese composition
Burping smells like watermelon. You are embarrassed to say that you are too bent to reach the tools on the ground.
How can you say that? But how can you blame yourself?
On a hot day, I am just thirsty. It's not that I haven't eaten, but I'm not so open-minded today.
The most important thing is to feel comfortable. I've never met anyone in this line of work, but I'm so warm and kind that I give you a watermelon smile when I meet you for the first time.
I would have refused. In the group, it is also stipulated that maintenance personnel are not allowed to eat in customers' homes, but watching the accumulated smiles overflow from wrinkles, the hands holding watermelons keep shaking, and they always feel sorry for others for not eating them.
Fortunately, the team leader can't see it when eating, and he can't open his mouth to check whether it is. Break the rules, break the rules.
Of course I like it. Can you not like it? So sweet and refreshing.
But the conscience of heaven and earth, the reason for the great solution is by no means gluttony. I want to finish my work quickly.
The team leader made a scoring system. One credit card for each household, on-site maintenance, and paid according to work at the end of the month.
It's all your own money that's delayed. After three or two bites, wipe your mouth and look for tools.
But the other party obviously misunderstood your meaning and handed it over. When you said no, your outstretched hand blocked it and the watermelon fell to the ground.
Sorry, the other party picked it up and handed it to you. Staring at the mark on the floor, I was wondering if I should pick it up.
The tilted hand has taken it away and put it aside. With a "snow", you can't help laughing and thinking of your mother in the country.
Mom, that's it. When I was a child, I ate jiaozi and fell to the ground. Mom picked it up and wiped it on your apron, and continued to put it in your mouth.
Xiaoyao, I don't know how to dislike it, but I still chew hard. This reminds me of yesterday's family.
At that time, I was about to take off my shoes and enter the door, for fear of soiling the floor, but people frowned and waved their hands repeatedly, handing me a plastic bag to signal you to put your feet on. Do you want to say that washing often doesn't stink?
But after all, I didn't say it. It's boring to say that. Eat it all.
You kept talking for a long time, but you bypassed it. You never say no.
You eat, you eat. I am too old to eat these.
He squints, crouches there, and his eyes are warm, reminding you of the old sheep that ate grass when you were a child. The handed melon pulp touched the tip of the nose.
Who do you think will eat it back? In this way, I embarrassed myself one by one.
Seeing that it was almost over, she actually bent down and hugged another one from under the table and snapped it in half. My head buzzed and my legs went soft.
Who can resist? I haven't been idle since I entered the door. No matter how kind you are, after all, the needs of the stomach are limited, and it is already asking for forgiveness.
Maybe we should continue to be embarrassed. No, really, you are waving.
Her gray hair is not as high as your shoulders, and she looks at you with a flat mouth like a child, full of tears. You are not feeling well.
The helper turned and looked at another owner in the room-Lao Yang. He is fiddling with the fan and turning it upside down to study.
You think it's funny To tell the truth, you wouldn't want to stay for a moment if you weren't afraid of being sued for leaving your post without permission. You kick the toolbox under your feet.
"Kaka" two, the old sheep woke up. You stupid bitch, you always make people eat watermelons. Go, get a bowl of mung bean juice.
The old woman answered and went to the kitchen, and you threw up. Hurry up, otherwise it will be bad to be detained by the team leader if you don't go back for so long.
However, you find it unnecessary to repair it-the fan has obviously turned. Yes, the whistling wind.
You suddenly remembered him who had been playing silence just now. This is a joke. I ate watermelon when I came, but I didn't do anything. My business was robbed.
This is a conspiracy! Otherwise, why have you been stalling for time to deceive people into eating watermelons? Uh-huh, what do you mean? What do you mean? You are terrified when you blush.
You don't know why you are afraid. It seems to be for the scorecard, but it seems not. But obviously you're angry, angry.
At this time, the sweaty bill was handed over. It's like being burned. What should I do if I jump off and ask? Do what? What is this? What's wrong with this ... Oh, oh, in my mind, I buy watermelons every year ... My son is as old as you, and he can repair electric fans ... It's all caused by the earthquake ... He said incoherently, break her hand pulling your skirt.
She kept saying, "stretch out your hand and touch your face." . The moment the fingertips touched, the whole world stood still.
Wind, soft and rough hands. Blow slowly, and the whole apex of my heart will tremble with pain.
It's like going back to childhood, lying in the field and under the blue sky. You grabbed the toolbox before the sour and astringent substance came out.
Just eat watermelon. I'll come back tomorrow. (1) The following analysis and summary of the relevant contents of the novel, the two most appropriate ones are () () (5 points) A. The novel vividly gives the answer to the problem of communication and understanding between people by describing the unexpected situation encountered by maintenance workers in the process of door-to-door service.
B. The whole article adopts a vertical structure, taking "eating watermelon" as a clue to unfold the plot and convey the rich inner world of "you" in detail. C. The work uses "you" to address the maintenance worker in the novel, and chooses the perspective of the old woman. The maintenance worker refused to let go of every move, highlighting the exquisiteness of the old man's observation.
D. "Yesterday's House" let the maintenance workers who took off their shoes put on plastic bags, in contrast to the performance of the old people in front of them; However, the excessive enthusiasm of the elderly also made the maintenance workers very angry. E. because his son died in the earthquake, the old man transferred his love for his son to the maintenance worker, and he had an extraordinary feeling for him, which shows the kindness of the old man.
(2) What are the personality characteristics of "you" in the novel? Please analyze it briefly. (6 points) A: (3) There are a lot of wonderful and vivid details in the novel. Please analyze the role of details in combination with the work.
(6 points) A: (4) The answer to the "encounter" of the maintenance worker was not revealed until the end of the novel, which can be said to be both "unexpected" and "reasonable". Please talk about your views and understanding in combination with the full text.
(8 points) A: Answer: (1) B A (* * 5 points, choose B for 3 points, choose A for 2 points, and choose E for 1 point. ) (2) (6 points, 2 points each) 1 species.
I'm sorry to refuse the old man's watermelon, but I understand the way the old man handed him the watermelon that fell to the ground. Being "robbed" of business is just a red face and will come back after learning the truth. 2 dedication.
Swallow watermelon and want to work quickly.
There are many interesting things in the 800-word composition "Eat Watermelon", and one of them makes me unforgettable, that is, eating watermelon for the first time.
During the summer vacation, my mother bought a big watermelon, which was fat and green. I wanted to pick up a knife and cut it. After noon, I finally cut the watermelon.
Mother took a fruit knife, cut it into circles slowly, then divided each circle into four pieces and put it on the table. I couldn't wait to pick up a watermelon and wolfed it down.
Eating and eating, I accidentally swallowed a watermelon seed because I was in a hurry. I was scared and told my father. After that, my father smiled and said, "After swallowing watermelon seeds, a watermelon tree will grow in your stomach. If you are thirsty in the future, take it off your stomach and eat it! " "I was scared and surprised, so I sat in my room and waited to see if there was any movement.
Half an hour passed and nothing happened. I was relieved, but I was still dubious. The next day I continued to ask my father if it was true or not, but my father laughed and said, "That's false, silly boy, hahahaha!" " "I'm just a big event, hanging heart to put down.
Then, mom smiled, and I smiled, too. This is my first experience of eating watermelon. Do you think I was stupid when I was a child? However, I put this photo on my heart-to-heart dialogue car and will grow with me forever.
Step 3 Eat Watermelon Composition Eat Watermelon
When it comes to eating watermelon, I am very touched. My whole family loves watermelons. They eat them cleanly, thoroughly, scientifically and without waste. The only thing that can be discarded in the eyes of family members is watermelon seeds. Listen to me slowly if you don't believe me.
When cutting watermelon, the family must first sit together and eat the red pulp, which is the essence of watermelon. We don't have to mention how to eat, just like the legend of the hungry wolf. Maybe this is a good way to stimulate our appetite. If you don't share it with * * *, you really can't taste that pure taste. That's true. It is the same watermelon. It will have different effects in different places. Think about it.
Watermelon is broken into eight pieces, and after the essence is taken away, most people will throw it away. However, my father picked up a kitchen knife and peeled off the remaining thin layer of red pulp layer by layer. Then he put it in a plate and sprinkled it with a little sugar. At the moment, it looks like a delicate fruit salad. My father named it Yangchun Baixue. This name is so touching. The feeling of eating it is also wonderful. We ...
Ah! The remaining watermelons are really useless. But in my father's eyes, the essence of watermelon is only the part between the skin and the flesh. So, my father took the knife again and peeled off a thin layer of skin 5 mm wide. This blue transparent layer is really cute. You can't think too much about it, just like jade. If you carve it into something, it will be a rare product But we can't think so much, so let's eat. Not necessarily delicious. It has its own magical function. My dad fried it with green peppers, which is euphemistically called: Xialiba people. I sighed just right. It's even more delicious. When I put it in my mouth, I bit my teeth gently, and the feeling of softness and crispness, coupled with the smell of squeezed juice, came up at the same time. You see, all the flavors of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar are in it. Does it feel beautiful? It's really exciting and memorable.
4. A few days before eating watermelon, my father invited my sister and me to eat watermelon, and my father cut the first watermelon, ah! It's raw, slightly white in yellow, and melon seeds are also * * *. My sister and I were so disappointed, but my father cut the second root without saying a word, as if nothing had happened. Bright red flesh, dark and full melon seeds, and attractive melon juice gurgled out.
"Eat, eat!" Dad pushed two melons in front of me and said with a smile, my sister shoveled them and I was just about to eat them. Suddenly, I found that my father picked up a piece of raw watermelon and took a bite. I frowned, and my heart really didn't taste good. I took another bite, but I couldn't swallow it. I picked up another piece of raw watermelon and took a bite, but I still swallowed it. It was a long time ago, but my heart is sweet.
5. Write a composition that I love watermelons. In the hot summer, all kinds of fruits come into battle. Huang Chengcheng has juicy grapes, hearts, pears and round watermelons, but I have a soft spot for watermelons.
Look, the watermelon is chubby, wearing light green and dark green striped clothes, with a big belly and a crooked pigtail on its head. If it is a ripe watermelon, it will "bang" when you pat it on the stomach. Watermelon has different varieties, some with red flesh and some with yellow flesh. Some have seeds and some have no seeds.
Whenever the weather is hot enough to make people fidgety, my mother takes out the chilled watermelon from the refrigerator, gives it a refreshing bath, then puts it on the table, picks up the fruit knife and gently touches everything on the melon, only to hear a bang, and the watermelon involuntarily splits in two. Mom smiled and praised: "This is really a good melon." Looking at the bright red flesh, my mouth is watering. I don't care whether watermelon is good or bad. I picked up a piece of watermelon, quickly put it in my mouth and took a hard bite. My mouth was immediately filled with thick sweetness and cold coolness. "ah! That's so cool! Too comfortable! " I can't help admiring. It is really eaten in the mouth and cool in the heart. I ate one slice after another, and in the blink of an eye, the heat on my body suddenly disappeared, and people immediately became refreshed and no longer agitated.
"You don't have to catch drugs when you eat watermelon in summer." Watermelon is not only rich in vitamins, but also can replenish human moisture and make skin smooth and tender. It can also moisten the throat, clear fire, quench thirst and expel toxins from the body ... Watermelon is really a treasure, so I especially like watermelon.
6. Eat Watermelon Composition [Eat Watermelon Composition]
Under the banyan tree by the pond, cicadas are ... "Listening to the song" Childhood ",I remembered an interesting story when I was a child, eating watermelon. One summer afternoon when I was four years old, it was very hot. My mother took me shopping and bought a big watermelon. When I got home, my mother put the watermelon on the table, so I asked my mother anxiously, "When do I eat watermelon?" "You little greedy cat, dad is at work, it must be very hot. When he comes back, we will have dinner together, and the composition of the sixth grade of elementary school, "Eating Watermelon Composition". " Mother answered with a smile and went into the kitchen. I stared at the watermelon and licked my lips. I argued with my mother again, but my mother just didn't agree. So I pursed my lips and turned my head. After a while, a good idea came to me. At that time, I was short and not as tall as a table. So, I quietly moved the chair closer to the table, climbed on the chair carefully, and gently pushed the watermelon with my little hand, and the watermelon slowly rolled onto the table. At this time, I quickly jumped down from the chair and shouted, "Mom, the watermelon is going to roll down! ""The words sound just fell and my mother didn't walk out of the kitchen when the watermelon fell to the ground with a bang and broke into eight petals. I thought I could eat enough happily, but I didn't expect my mother to say, "Don't eat watermelon like this." After that, mother put the watermelon in the garbage belt. I see it in my eyes and I am anxious in my heart. I wish I could tell my mother not to lose it, but the words came to my mouth and I swallowed them again. I have to watch this watermelon feed the wild cats. Eat watermelon composition 400 words
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7. Beg me to love watermelon
I like to eat fruits, such as golden bananas, red apples and purple grapes. But among these fruits, I have a soft spot for watermelon.
Watermelon is ripe in summer, and there are green watermelons on the roadside, cars and fruit stalls, which really makes people drool. Watermelon grows round, like a big green ball. Everything is smooth, just like a layer of oil. You see, there are dark green stripes on the green coat, which is really pleasing. Watermelons vary in size, from a dozen catties to five or six catties.
Pick a good watermelon and cut it gently. With a bang, the watermelon split in two. The bright red melon sac is exposed, and there are small black melon seeds in it, as if playing hide-and-seek with us. At this time, a fragrant smell came to my nose, which made my mouth water outside thousands of feet. Take a bite of watermelon, the sweet watermelon juice is refreshing, and the summer heat is all gone.
There are many kinds of watermelons, some of which have thin skins. As long as everything is handled gently, the watermelon will split in two. However, this kind of watermelon is not big, weighing only five or six pounds. I like this kind of watermelon best. Usually cut in half, half for my sister and half for me, and eat with a spoon. It's really enjoyable. There is also a seedless watermelon with a thick skin and a big head, each weighing more than ten kilograms.
Watermelon is not only delicious, but also full of treasures. Don't believe me, let me talk about it! Watermelon capsules can not only be eaten directly, but also be made into drinks. Guapi can be made into delicious food. Crispy and delicious. Wash the melon seeds, dry them in the sun, fry them in a pot, and you can eat them as fragrant melon seeds. Look, aren't these treasures?
Watermelon is delicious! I love you! Watermelon!
8. The article on eating watermelon: The midday sun scorched the earth like a fire. In the distance, four small black dots are slowly moving forward. Close, close. It's Tang Priest's mentoring. Walking on the barren hills, they saw a ruined temple here and went in to have a rest.
Wukong carefully inspected the temple to make sure there were no monsters. In order to take care of everyone's growling stomachs, he volunteered to go to Nanshan to pick fruits. When Pig saw Wukong go to get food, he said he would go with him, regardless of his smelly sweat. Wukong said, "Hey, the sun is rising in the west! What, are you going too? " But I have already seen through Bajie's wishful thinking: "Hum, you can't steal if you want to pick the fruit!" But he didn't say anything, so he took Bajie.
On the way, Bajie was miserable. Wukong is driving a somersault cloud, which is cool and convenient. Pigs are deadly people, and the sun is hot. Soon, he was so tired that he was sweating all over. I saw him bang, kneeling on the ground and saying, "big brother, I ... I ... I have a stomachache, you, you go!" " The Monkey King knew that Bajie was lying and flew into the sky with a smile of "De-".
Besides, Pig found a cool place, slept well, and woke up feeling something was wrong. He got up and looked at it. Wow, a big round watermelon! Seeing the food, Bajie suddenly fell asleep. He picked up the big watermelon. Oh, it's quite heavy! So he waved a rake and divided the watermelon into four pieces. I picked the biggest piece and chewed it with a clear conscience, thinking, "The rest is for master, brother and younger brother." After a while, a watermelon was eaten by him. Pig looked at the three watermelons on the ground and said to himself, "Brother Sha is a bully. Eat his. " He looked round and round, and after making sure no one was there, he destroyed another big watermelon. "Brother, you also don't eat, who let him always against me!" "Master, there is only one piece of meaningless. I will get it once! " At one time, a big watermelon was all photographed by pigs.
He patted his chubby belly with satisfaction. "Bajie-"Wukong shouted, and Bajie hurriedly threw the watermelon skin around him into the distance. The other disciples got up and went on their way. Suddenly, Bajie slipped and fell on the mud. Seeing the watermelon skin he had just thrown out, he felt guilty and dared not say anything. But just a few steps later, another watermelon peel broke eight pieces, and he was annoyed. Why does this broken watermelon always pick on me?
In this way, I finally met the masters. Everyone ate the fruit collected by Wukong together and hurried on their way again. After walking more than a mile, Pig covered his stomach. "Oh, I can't. I have a stomachache. I, I will never eat watermelon again! " "Eight quit, what watermelon? We didn't eat watermelon! " Tang Priest looked suspicious. "Second brother, watermelon is delicious, don't leave it for us." Wukong looked at the painful eight quit. It turns out that Wukong turned watermelon seeds into laxatives when he ate the last piece of watermelon. At this time, the drug attack. "Monkey, no, big brother, I dare not." Only then did Pig know that Wukong was punishing himself and begging for mercy.
Hey, Bajie really deserves it, but he is smarter than him! We can't learn from him!
9. composition about eating watermelon 286 words warm spring has passed and hot summer is coming. So our family will hold a watermelon eating competition.
Today, my parents went to the market and bought a lot of big watermelons. They are going to compete with them. My mother cut me a watermelon first and let me compare with my brother. Looking at these green watermelons, my mouth watered involuntarily. "Ready, go", my brother and I began to gobble up, and we both ate the watermelon quickly like tigers with our mouths open.
The second round began, and my mother cut another watermelon. This time, it's a contest between mom and dad. My mom and dad both eat quickly, especially my dad, who sweeps leaves like autumn wind. Time is up, we counted: I: 6, stone: 4, mother: 5, father: 9. The final winner is my father. Give dad a big watermelon.
Although I didn't win the watermelon eating contest, we were still very happy. It was a happy day.
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