A sarcastic and dissatisfied joke

1. I took a bath with my friends, and my friends wanted to take a bath ... I didn't find a bath master. I shouted at the top of my lungs: Is there any bath water?

An uncle in the pool replied, rub it for me, young man. .

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2. On the bus, a couple of young people who are about to get married are watching their new wedding photos and chatting. The dialogue is as follows.

Woman: The current photography technology, gee. . . Taking pictures of people is different from peacetime!

Man (staring at the photo for a while): This is not our damn horse! Take it wrong! Master, please stop the car!

3. Go shopping with friends. There are many booths there, so we will walk and watch. . .

Suddenly a peddler in the back shouted, "Stop!"

We all turned around and thought that the thief had been found.

Unexpectedly, the man added, "If we go any further, it won't be so cheap."

4. Assemble the cabinet you just bought with your father-in-law. There is a kind of screw, you just need to knock it with a hammer. The old father-in-law was so strong that he clapped his hands and went in.

I use a hammer when I'm afraid of pain. . . My father-in-law teased me about using a hammer. I can do it by hand.

My brain twitched and I muttered, the biggest difference between people and animals is that people can use tools. . .