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A funny sentence that describes spending money quickly

1. Making money is like "silkworms in spring will keep spinning until they die", and spending money is like "candles will drain the wick every night". May you reverse "Qian Kun" (Gan Kun). Qian Jing is a vast country with bright and unlimited money!

2. When making money, whether it is bitter or tired, slowly accumulate bit by bit; Buy this and that in the mall, and your wallet will be empty before the end of the month. I wish you all friends, you can spend money when you earn money, and there is still more than a month left!

3, raising children, mortgage, focusing on life, constantly making money, earning every day, spending every day, making ends meet; It is difficult to make money, which makes me exhausted; It pains me to spend money on it. I wish my friends, make more money, make a lot of money, prosper and make money again and again.

4, making money is like the moon in the sky, working hard day and night, spending money is like the sun in the sky, shopping is refreshing, friends hope you can't stop making money like spending money.

For your health, happiness and enrichment, please stay away from "Moonlight Cult". Even if we make money like a mountain and spend money like running water, we should try our best to increase the intensity of the mountain and reduce the speed of running water. I hope my friends can master the technology of making money and the art of spending money, so that they can get richer year by year, and the road to "money" is endless!

6. Why? Make money desperately, just be happy, and don't make mistakes; Why? Continue to spend money. If you don't spend it, it won't be enough. If you spend too much, it will hurt. Now I finally understand that tickets are born to be earned and won. The message is for you. It's not bad to spend a dime. I wish you a lot of tickets.

7. Earning money depends on technology and ability; Spending money depends on technology, relying on a skill. May you spend the money in your wallet on the cutting edge, make money happily and spend it reasonably, and the sweetness of life will always accompany you!

8. Confused when spending money, sober when making money; Spend money on fashion, make money on fashion; Joy when spending money, helplessness when making money. It's not easy to make money, comrades still have to work hard!

9. Making money is like a month, staying at night, cold wind blowing, loneliness and so on. They are both hard-working stars, spending money like sunshine, feeling warm, living a bright life, soothing flower worms, and occasionally lingering in the night sky. I hope you can always be calm and prosperous at dusk and dawn.

10, being busy making money is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience the pain; Spending money smartly is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life; Good luck to all my friends.