Ah, help me think of a dialogue on Qin Shihuang's first day in court. Be humorous, don't make history upside down, uncles and sisters.

Qin Shihuang: "What? Are you happy? You are happy! "

Eunuch: "Today is a big day for us to win! ""

Qin Shihuang: "..."

The eunuch went to the main hall, followed by Qin Shihuang. "Your Majesty is here!"

Qin Shihuang grabbed the eunuch's hat and said, "Are you kidding?"

Eunuch: "... oh, here comes the emperor!" " "

Qin Shihuang, sit down.

Qin Shihuang: "Somebody, bring a dice ~"

"The emperor you this is ..."

"I don't understand this ~ the six emperors will sift the dice, and whoever is the oldest will be divided into Chu, and whoever is the youngest will be divided into Hanzhong ~ Wheel Wars, and so on ... (Qin Shihuang suddenly turns to the audience) Audience friends, their fate is in your hands, send them a text message to vote, and mobile phone users please send 000 ..." (Dong ~) "Mom, why did you hit me?" "Boy, you are the emperor, pay attention to the image!" "Uh-huh .." Qin Shihuang cleared his throat. "Ah! I'm angry here! Be serious! " He pointed to the ministers.

"Next, the governor level, Mr. Dou Yacai, your SMS support rate is the highest, you are the champion ~( 1 level), Mr. Hu Lijing, your ... Next, let's warmly welcome the Qin State born today." Come on! Good minister! "Top 13!" (pa ~) "mom! Why did you hit me again? " "You! Pay attention to the image! "

"Money ... the simpler the better. Add a box in a circle and it will be done ~ OK ~ I'm back ~ My adventure island is still selling things ~"

Suddenly a minister suddenly stood up (~ finally someone dared to speak out ~) "Your Majesty!"

"Why?" Qin Shihuang asked coldly.

"You ... you have gone too far! You promised me an adventure island, and now you don't even mention it! Piss me off ~ ~ "

Everyone is speechless ~ ~ ~ ~

Qin Shihuang: "... er (turning to the audience again) director, there is no such word?"

A big comrade walked to come over, "card! What's the matter with you? How can you make up your own lines and deduct money! "

Minister: "I'm sorry ~ ... Uncle Fenfen ~ I'm sorry for you ~ ~!" ! ! "

Everyone has fallen ~